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Clips from MacGyver - Flashlight (S01E01)

"- Can't hear you. - Yeah, you could hear me."
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"If you're in pain or need medical attention,"
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"please move to this side of the tent"
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"and a doctor will see you as soon as possible."
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"And if anybody knows who this dog belongs to,"
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"I'd appreciate the info."
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"I promise."
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"Lot of strays on the island, brah."
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"Little guy might not have an owner."
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"Here, he looks hungry."
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"Shrimp always hits the spot."
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"Even if you're walking on four legs."
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"Thanks. I'm Bozer."
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"Kamekona."
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"And this shrimp is insanely delicious."
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"Do you have a restaurant around here?"
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"I just came to help."
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"Figured everyone needed a good meal after all of this."
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"Yes! The ad hoc network"
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"is officially up and running."
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"- What?! - Yeah."
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"Couldn't have done it without you."
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"All right, yeah."
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"Girl troubles?"
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"The girl isn't the trouble."
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"She's amazing."
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"It's that annoying dude hanging around her,"
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"being all tall and handsome and muscley."
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"I don't know, brah, she doesn't seem to think"
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"- he's so annoying. - Oh, she does."
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"When she laughs at his jokes, she's just being polite."
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"Your situation reminds me of an old Hawaiian proverb:"
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"Ka hee"
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"o kai uli,"
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"ka pae ka alaala."
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"That's beautiful."
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"What's it mean?"
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"The squid from the deep blue sea"
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"has a peculiar bunch."
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"Thanks?"
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"But you're so not helping."
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"You sure about that, brah?"
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"I did put a smile on your face."
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"Yeah, you did."
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"What about a beach-themed birthday party, you know what I mean?"
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"Volleyball, barbecue, big-ass bonfire?"
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"Who doesn't love a big fire, right?"
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"You know what? I'm the wrong guy to ask."
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"I had to leave my last birthday party early."
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"Oh, yeah? Why's that?"
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"Well, actually, my niece was kidnapped."
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"Really?"
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"- She okay? - Uh, you know what? She's good."
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"Actually, she's perfect."
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"you're gonna do it up right, huh?"
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"Oh, yeah. We're pulling out all the stops."
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"We're talking balloons, Moana impersonator, the works."
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"That's what I'm talking about, celebrate life, you know?"
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"Gather some rose petals, you know what I mean?"
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"So how come your friend doesn't like birthdays?"
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"I-I don't know, something about Mars."
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"See, the kid's problem is, he thinks too much."
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"That's why I'm here."
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"To make him think less?"
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"Sorta. And to keep him from getting himself shot."
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"And to make sure he doesn't miss the forest for the trees."
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"You know?"
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"It seems to me like he's lucky to have you."
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"So, your husband make it through the quake okay?"
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"Oh, yeah. He's fine."
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"We live in Honolulu and Oahu was mostly unaffected."
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"That's good."
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"How long you been married?"
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"Going on two years."
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"Congrats. How'd you meet?"
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"I... I arrested his father."
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"I guess you never know where you're gonna find the right person."
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"Yeah, we're a regular rom-com."
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"What about you?"
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"Is there a Mrs. Makes-Stuff-Out-Of-Other-Stuff?"
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"No."
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"I thought I'd met the right girl,"
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"but then she betrayed her country and tried to kill me."
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"It's... it's complicated."
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"Good boy. Now just look at me."
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"No, no, no. Stay right there."
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"Don't look at that guy. No, no, no."
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"Okay, we're gonna try this again."
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"We're gonna try this again, it's all good."
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"Just look at me. No, no, at me."
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"Look at, you got to look at me."
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"At, uh, no. Not over there, not at that guy."
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"Okay, if you c..."
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"You could always dangle a treat in front the camera."
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"That'll get his attention."
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"- All right. - Yeah."
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"All right."
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"All right."
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"- Hey, hey. - Yeah. See?"
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"Definitely Insta-worthy."
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"Cute dog."
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"Who's he belong to?"
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"Nobody knows."
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"Which is why I'm taking his picture."
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"Thought I'd put it up on the missing persons site."
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"So, uh..."
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"how's it going over there with Mr. I.T.?"
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"Good."
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"It's nice talking to somebody who knows the difference between"
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"MINT and UBUNTU, you know?"
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"Fresh breath is important."
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"Those are operating systems."
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"I knew that."
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"You know, if you can't find the owner,"
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"you could always give the dog to Mac as a birthday present."
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"What's his deal?"
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"Mac loves a good party."
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"Why is he so anti-birthday?"
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"Okay. Mac doesn't like to talk about it, all right?"
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"But he wasn't always anti-birthday."
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