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Clips from MacGyver - Cigar Cutter (S01E01)

"I know everything there is to know about you, Daniel."
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"Looks like Ebola. Is it something new?"
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"_"
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"♪ People stand in line to see the boy king ♪"
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"♪ Did you do the monkey? ♪"
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"♪ Moved to Babylonia ♪"
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"and they were sacred in ancient Egyptian civilizations."
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"Oh."
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"Mac, my mummy thinks you're hot."
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"- Put it back. - Okay, fine."
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"Like being on a mission with an eight-year-old."
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"Well, of course I'm gonna find the humor in it, bro."
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"in the fetal position, soiling my adult diapers?"
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"No, s-seriously, I don't want my face to melt off."
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"- Look away. - Okay, it's your funeral."
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"Oh, Yahtzee."
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"I got to go find a background that doesn't look like I'm inside of a..."
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"You have any idea how late I am for work?"
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"And it was your turn to buy the Honey Nut Cheerios."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I also need to order some meats and cheeses..."
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"Cut it off, man. Farhad's men found us."
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"What? How?"
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"I thought Nikki was blocking our signal."
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"Well, you thought wrong. And I'm hiding."
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"- I suggest you do the same. - Hey, Bozer, I'm gonna call you back."
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"Or, two... we all die."
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"With all the people in the streets,"
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"So perhaps this little uprising is good for something after all."
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"Where you at?"
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"There you are."
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"to celebrate not getting shot, nuked, snake-bit,"
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"I got kebabs, koftas, pita, that-that garlic sauce"
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"That's..."
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"Wh-why are you not happy about this?"
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"That's right. So let's just gobble some ghanoush..."
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"No, no. Wait, wait, wait. No, no way."
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"We have a job."
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"Not on Cairo Day."
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"We're not taking any missions today. Good idea."
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"in less than 12 parsecs."
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"You did it again."
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"Bozer, would you please escort Dr. Zito to the lab"
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"You got it, boss."
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"And the vending machine on the third floor"
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"There's nothing wrong with a little small talk."
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"Where did you study, by the way?"
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"Stanford? Yale? Harvard?"
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"and a few weeks with a private acting coach."
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"Dr. Zito, I presume."
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"Sparky's great for kicking around ideas."
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"Oh, hey, man. Let's, uh..."
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"He knows everything on Wikipedia,"
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"... 15%."
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"Matilda Webber,"
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"Well, the fact that he's not talking"
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"'Cause what's happening right now sounds like the start of a mission."
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"and you're superstitious about working."
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"Director Webber,"
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"The victim had your name and number in his recent calls,"
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"It's incredibly life-like, Wilt."
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"Now I just need to make it waterproof."
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"you were very skilled at prosthetics."
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"He was supposed to fly to Los Angeles last night."
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"What was the victim's name?"
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"Medical attention needed."
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"Push hard on this. Harder than you'd think, okay?"
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"to meet me in the Tac room, right now."
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"Riley, come with me."
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"I don't want to leave him."
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"Go get that son of a bitch."
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"- Hey, Mac. - Yeah?"
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"What she did with my hand."
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"- This is a hard target search. - _"
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"Every floor, every office."
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"This target could be anywhere."
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"Because he was wearing a mask,"
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"But we do know that attacking Wilt Bozer"
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"was not his end game, he was just the obstacle."
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"Having second thoughts?"
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"Uh, Polyol and diisocyanates."
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"- Just-just do it. - Sorry."
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"Okay, uh..."
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"Just got to find a way to... get you up,"
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"- Moving down to three. - Uh, Matty?"
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"Jack, you got any men on that floor?"
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"Zito."
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"I think I know where he's headed."
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"They said you'd be punctual. They were right."
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"- You ready to do your thing? - Always."
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"Uh, we've got an agent down."
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"He had to be inside the building."
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"did some work as a mercenary."
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"in Somalia and was thrown in a hole there"
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"Though I wasn't expecting your call"
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"What the hell is going on?"
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"See, I was hoping to fulfill my dream of murdering"
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"Then it dawned on me,"
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"So you expect us to believe"
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"and he agreed to take on all of Phoenix?"
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"Oh, it took more than whispers, Riley."
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"well, let's just say I gave him a PhD..."
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"in homicide."
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"Look, they just put the building in full breach protocol."
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"They're in control of the Phoenix now."
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"I want six four-men tac teams"
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"He took Bozer to the loading dock"
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"but that's before this all happened."
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"I can't even access our cameras. I'm locked out of everything."
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"- How long before that can happen? - I don't know."
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"Dude from The Organization is good."
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"The only way to do this kind of damage"
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"If you want me to fix this, that's where I need to be."
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"Then let's get you there. Let's go."
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"- Mac. - Yeah?"
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"I don't want to die."
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"You're not gonna die, Boze. I'm gonna get you out of here."
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"Huh? What kind of twisted, circular logic is that, huh?"
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"You trying to give me... no, you're giving me a headache."
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"- What? The greenhouse? - Yeah, yeah, the greenhouse."
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