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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Huangsgiving (S02E02)

"and Steve making everybody play charades."
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"How was I supposed to know that was Ronald McDonald?"
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"He was just miming a big afro."
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"Your guess made everyone uncomfortable."
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"This year, we're hosting Thanksgiving."
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"Nice! Sweet! Yay!"
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"I can't wait to hang with cousin Justin"
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"But you like rap and he likes grunge."
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"Pearl Jam."
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""Pearl Jam"?"
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"So, unless anybody needs to use the bathroom"
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"for a third time..."
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"I drink a lot of juice, okay?"
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"This year, we're going to create our own traditions"
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"and blow everyone's mind."
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"I thought I would invite mom's favorite person, Oscar Chow."
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"They like to re-enact scenes from "Dynasty.""
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"Also, since Connie always buys canned cranberry sauce,"
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"I've decided I would make my own."
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"We'll take the table decorations."
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"The theme... "harvest hoedown.""
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"Great. Eddie?"
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"That's a nice thought,"
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"but let's not make any promises we can't keep."
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"Now, on to the big ideas."
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"First, at Steve and Connie's Thanksgiving,"
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"everybody plays charades."
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"Boo!"
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"But at "Huangsgiving," we play..."
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"Monopoly!"
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"Second, aren't you sick of having to fight"
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"over one measly roast duck at Steve and Connie's?"
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"No."
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"We serve..."
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"individual cornish hens."
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"They're the personal pizzas of the bird world."
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"I'm gonna eat mine with my hands, like a cookie."
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"Hello."
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"_"
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"_"
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"Why do you look like a taxicab?"
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"I'm straight-edge ska now."
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"Yo, Justin. Got the new Pearl Jam."
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"It's like chasing the wind."
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"Oh. He's driving separately."
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"Wow, Steve. Nice... Car?"
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"Oh, forget it! I can't do this!"
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"You just got here."
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"I was just waiting for the right time."
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"Now, if you'll all excuse me,"
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"I'm going to go cry into some bath towels."
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"_"
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"_"
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"We had them sharing a love seat made of hay!"
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"It's been kind of rough with Connie and I"
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"since our last visit here,"
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"when she found out about our financial situation."
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"The Internet is the only connection"
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"I can count on right now."
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"I feel so bad for them."
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"Their marriage is fine, Louis."
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"because she got hit by a car?"
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"Or my college graduation,"
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"She said she got it from petting a baby deer."
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"Who pets a deer? What is she, snow white?!"
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"So, come on down to my Thanksgiving day sale!"
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"Remember, I'm across from the big q..."
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"_"
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"I hate to be a bother,"
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"but Steve and I can't sleep in the same room,"
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"what with our marriage falling apart!"
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"It wouldn't be a problem if we were hosting."
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"Uhp-bup-bup-bup-bup. Not a problem."
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"Steve can sleep on the sofa."
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"We're going to throw the best damn Huangsgiving"
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"You're really committed to that name, huh?"
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"That's the shortened version."
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"featuring Louis and the Huangs."
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"She stopped doing my laundry. Did I tell you that?"
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"Look... These used to be white."
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"Okay, you're all set here."
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"Got a lot of prep to do for tomorrow, so..."
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"I really need this right now."
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"Oh, I see some whiskers."
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"It is!"
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"Here comes..."
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"Heathcliff!"
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"So, come on down to my Thanksgiving day sale."
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"Louis! Where have you been? Nothing is done!"
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"I thought you said you were going to..."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Whoo!"
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"And then, we talked some business."
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"I bet this is all part of Steve and Connie's plan"
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"and I'll be back to 100%."
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"How are you not hungover?"
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"Oh, I can't get drunk anymore."
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"My blood is 100% alcohol at this point."
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"Oh, hey, uh, thanks for the, uh, relationship advice last night."
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"You mean "Duck Murder"?"
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"This is gonna be a long weekend."
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"We could look up sexy ladies on the Internet."
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"There are sexy ladies on the Internet?"
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"Dude! That's what the Internet is!"
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"you're gonna look up ahead of time."
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"- Janet Jackson. - Janeane Garofolo."
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"Uh see? I'm already feel..."
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"Cranberries... Very stingy Berry."
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"The carrots aren't even washed."
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"We have dirty carrots."
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"Don't worry. We'll get back on track."
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"What?"
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"What the hell are those?"
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"Nope. See that "I-h" right there?"
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"Stands for "living hens.""
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"Louis, who are all these tiny birds?"
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"The cream one in the back is Sue."
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"You got Tori right..."
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"This is a slight hiccup. That's all."
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"I'll run out and get a turkey from the restaurant."
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