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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Huangsgiving (S02E02)

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"Do we own any miniature overalls?"
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"We want to gussy up the gourds."
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"I don't understand what you're saying,"
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"but come try mommy's cranberry sauce."
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"Mnh! Blech! Ugh!"
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""Blech" good, or...?"
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"One turkey at your service."
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"What happened to its other leg?"
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"It was frozen to a tub of mayonnaise, so I had to amputate."
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"I'll cover the stump with a yam. Let's put it in the oven."
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"We don't have a lot of time."
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"- Happy Thanksgiving! - That's for you."
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"- Mwah. - Mwah."
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"- You look so handsome. - Thank you."
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"Hello."
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"Jessica, I want you to meet my new boyfriend, Michael."
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"You didn't tell me you had a boyfriend."
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"We met at the farmers market."
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"We both reached for the same gouda."
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"Show her your tote."
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"Mom, look who it is..."
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"Your favorite person, Oscar Chow,"
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"who you only get to see at my house."
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"Is that my chu-chu?"
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"Chow-chow!"
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"And so she said, "we don't do returns.""
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"That bitch!"
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"Look how I haven't wasted any meat."
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"and relive our memories of thanksgivings past."
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"I wish I was allergic to trouble."
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"Why is this acorn here?"
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"The squirrel that peed on it."
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"Hey, happy Thanksgiving!"
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"Well, Louis called last night"
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"and said we should come ready to play ball."
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"He is ready to go."
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"Get in there."
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"Uh, let me see here."
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"And this handsome older lady."
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"No offense, Dorothy."
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"I threw a carburetor across the stage"
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"as Kenickie in "Grease" for two summer tours."
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"We play hard touch. Huh?"
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"but I have to help Jessica with..."
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"I don't need any help."
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"I don't want to play. My stomach hurts."
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"Have fun!"
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"Louis, get out here!"
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"So, I was listening to the most fascinating story"
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"on NPR this morning about almonds."
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"I was on the train, tears streaming down my face."
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"And I sa... sorry."
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"and we're doing nothing.""
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"Connie!"
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"Happy to, ma-ma."
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"Don't go far!"
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"Dinner is about to be served."
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"No."
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"Jessica?"
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"Did you say dinner is ready? Mom's starving."
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"Set! Hike! Louis!"
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"What?"
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"The turkey..."
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"is..."
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"raw."
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"Oh, astronaut?"
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"Sweater for an astronaut?"
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"Raw!"
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"Worst charades player ever."
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"Oscar threw a football at you."
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"The turkey is raw."
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"You didn't turn on the oven."
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"Tell me if this needs more sugar."
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"Still too sour?"
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"Why would anybody make a sauce out of these devil berries?"
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"Wait."
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"Did you say the turkey is raw?"
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"You turned on the oven light, not the actual oven."
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"we'll be ready to eat, which would be around midnight."
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"Okay, uh..."
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"We've got bags of nuts, Monopoly."
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"We'll stall until the food is ready."
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"Everything is going to be great."
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"98%."
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"99%."
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"98%."
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"She's almost here."
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"with lots of opinions on social change."
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"Tracy Chapman. Tracy Chapman."
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"Sensible vest."
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"Buy it!"
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"You landed on jail."
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"Sold!"
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"You got a great arm there, son. You belong on the gridiron."
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"You know, you go to a junior college, transfer."
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"What are you... 23, 24?"
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"I'm 45."
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"Getting close now."
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"I just need to put paper booties on the bird."
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"Why are the gourds naked?"
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"Cute, right?"
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"Get those off the wine bottles"
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"and back on the damn gourds!"
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"For Connie."
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"It'll just get repossessed."
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"All right, I-i know I'm not always good"
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"at saying how I feel,"
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"♪ Turn around, Connie ♪"
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"♪ Every now and then, I get a little bit lonely ♪"
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"This isn't going to work, Steve."
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"Who says we have to eat everything together?"
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"Let's do courses."
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"What?"
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"Connie told us..."
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"Right before she left to get the turkey fryer."
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"Cooks the bird in less than an hour."
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"What's open on Thanksgiving?"
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"Glenn's."
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"That's right... No Thanksgiving dinner for me."
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