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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Pontiac Bandit Returns (S02E02)

He never leaves my sights.

"He never leaves my sights."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

♪ Reunited and it feels so good ♪

"♪ Reunited and it feels so good ♪"

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No! No!

"No! No!"

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Four-star hotel room, you happy?

"Four-star hotel room, you happy?"

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Okay, okay.

"Okay, okay."

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King-sized bed.

"King-sized bed."

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This is what's up. This place is nice.

"This is what's up. This place is nice."

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Now if y'all excuse me, I'ma go freshen up.

"Now if y'all excuse me, I'ma go freshen up."

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I'm feeling stanky.

"I'm feeling stanky."

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Hold it! Not so fast.

"Hold it! Not so fast."

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What?

"What?"

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But leave the door open, and I'm hanging on to this.

"But leave the door open, and I'm hanging on to this."

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What in the world would I do with that?

"What in the world would I do with that?"

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and I lose my sense of sight.

"and I lose my sense of sight."

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and finally run out the front door and disappear forever.

"and finally run out the front door and disappear forever."

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Nah, I was just gonna use it to dry my undercarriage later.

"Nah, I was just gonna use it to dry my undercarriage later."

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Ugh. Would you just relax, okay?

"Ugh. Would you just relax, okay?"

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All right, we can't be too careful.

"All right, we can't be too careful."

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What are you doing? You look like a pervert.

"What are you doing? You look like a pervert."

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Putting a GPS tracker in his shoe.

"Putting a GPS tracker in his shoe."

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into his rotten stink-boot.

"into his rotten stink-boot."

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Lobster thermidor. Baked Alaska.

"Lobster thermidor. Baked Alaska."

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Here, come on. Order something.

"Here, come on. Order something."

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Order it. Do it. Order it.

"Order it. Do it. Order it."

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Come on, Peralta.

"Come on, Peralta."

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You gonna let the criminal have all the fun?

"You gonna let the criminal have all the fun?"

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All right, fine.

"All right, fine."

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I'll have one lobster thermidor, extra thermidor on the side.

"I'll have one lobster thermidor, extra thermidor on the side."

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You know how we take this to the next level?

"You know how we take this to the next level?"

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Robes!

"Robes!"

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Robes!

"Robes!"

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then we perfectly rewrap it.

"then we perfectly rewrap it."

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Our parents never know what happened.

"Our parents never know what happened."

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Ugh, lord, you're starting to sweat.

"Ugh, lord, you're starting to sweat."

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You're gonna blemish the wrapping paper.

"You're gonna blemish the wrapping paper."

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You're dabbing me really hard.

"You're dabbing me really hard."

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Just scooch, you pooch.

"Just scooch, you pooch."

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You are amazing.

"You are amazing."

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so I can rehearse my reactions

"so I can rehearse my reactions"

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and nail those Christmas-morning candids.

"and nail those Christmas-morning candids."

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Be-wonderment.

"Be-wonderment."

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So bad, so wonderfully bad.

"So bad, so wonderfully bad."

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Your dad might as well have circled all the parts

"Your dad might as well have circled all the parts"

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of my mom's body he didn't like with a marker.

"of my mom's body he didn't like with a marker."

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You did that to me.

"You did that to me."

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And it didn't help at all.

"And it didn't help at all."

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Nope.

"Nope."

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And she'd hate it even more if we were both there

"And she'd hate it even more if we were both there"

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when she opened it.

"when she opened it."

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Should we do a gift exchange dinner tonight

"Should we do a gift exchange dinner tonight"

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with both our parents?

"with both our parents?"

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Maybe she'll slap him in the face

"Maybe she'll slap him in the face"

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and never talk to him again.

"and never talk to him again."

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Sparkle-surprise, for real!

"Sparkle-surprise, for real!"

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Caesar salad with tater tots instead of croutons.

"Caesar salad with tater tots instead of croutons."

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Oh, that's me. Salad.

"Oh, that's me. Salad."

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"

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Peralta, what you doing,

"Peralta, what you doing,"

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putting your fingers in my fancy feast?

"putting your fingers in my fancy feast?"

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What?

"What?"

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Squeeze the lemon in my eyes, so I can't see,

"Squeeze the lemon in my eyes, so I can't see,"

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so I can't scream for help.

"so I can't scream for help."

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I gotta keep my eye on you, Judy.

"I gotta keep my eye on you, Judy."

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Fair enough. That I am.

"Fair enough. That I am."

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But for right now, I'm all about helping you.

"But for right now, I'm all about helping you."

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So why don't you just chill and eat some sexy-ass lobster?

"So why don't you just chill and eat some sexy-ass lobster?"

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Fine.

"Fine."

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Tito, dot, dot, dot.

"Tito, dot, dot, dot."

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Speech to text, we live in a magical age.

"Speech to text, we live in a magical age."

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No, there's no way you're going in alone.

"No, there's no way you're going in alone."

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We're coming with you.

"We're coming with you."

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I've already got my cover story worked out.

"I've already got my cover story worked out."

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My name is Dante Thunderstone.

"My name is Dante Thunderstone."

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Some say that makes Zeus my dad.

"Some say that makes Zeus my dad."

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And, Rosa, you could be my wife...

"And, Rosa, you could be my wife..."

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Rosa.

"Rosa."

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'Cause we're partners in everything we do.

"'Cause we're partners in everything we do."

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Whoa. Tito wants to meet up.

"Whoa. Tito wants to meet up."

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We'll get him a lobster and a robe.

"We'll get him a lobster and a robe."

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I mean no, let's go catch him in the act.

"I mean no, let's go catch him in the act."

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Sarge, I'm freaking out about my gift

"Sarge, I'm freaking out about my gift"

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that's not technically a gift.

"that's not technically a gift."

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Has Captain Holt ever told you about the Brooklyn broiler?

"Has Captain Holt ever told you about the Brooklyn broiler?"

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Yeah. Arsonist.

"Yeah. Arsonist."

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You flamed out.

"You flamed out."

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What are you talking about?

"What are you talking about?"

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I was doing follow-up research on the case

"I was doing follow-up research on the case"

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for a fun "where are they now?" Section,

"for a fun "where are they now?" Section,"

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and I don't think the broiler set three of the fires

"and I don't think the broiler set three of the fires"

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he was charged with.

"he was charged with."

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I gotta tell the Captain.

"I gotta tell the Captain."

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Probably not.

"Probably not."

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Maybe next year you can do a collage

"Maybe next year you can do a collage"

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about low points in his marriage.

"about low points in his marriage."

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I know you're being sarcastic, sarge,

"I know you're being sarcastic, sarge,"

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but I really do love making collages.

"but I really do love making collages."

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Where did you get those shoes, man?

"Where did you get those shoes, man?"

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He's an amazing lover. I'm pregnant.

"He's an amazing lover. I'm pregnant."

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Oh, nice!

"Oh, nice!"

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If we're gonna do business, I gotta see how good

"If we're gonna do business, I gotta see how good"

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you really are.

"you really are."

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No worries.

"No worries."

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That is a cinch to pinch.

"That is a cinch to pinch."

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There's no way you're getting in that car alone.

"There's no way you're getting in that car alone."

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Fine. Then you have two minutes.

"Fine. Then you have two minutes."

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Thanks. Now I just need to magically learn

"Thanks. Now I just need to magically learn"

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Braat, braat!

"Braat, braat!"

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and drive it away without a key.

"and drive it away without a key."

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Something wrong?

"Something wrong?"

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Nope, just, uh, warming up my stealing fingies.

"Nope, just, uh, warming up my stealing fingies."

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And I pull it, pull it back. Pull it back hard.

"And I pull it, pull it back. Pull it back hard."

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Yes, I love the way you dance, Doug Judy.

"Yes, I love the way you dance, Doug Judy."

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for inviting us on this double date.

"for inviting us on this double date."

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I wanna see what everyone got everyone

"I wanna see what everyone got everyone"

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and how everyone reacts poorly.

"and how everyone reacts poorly."

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I don't know.

"I don't know."

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You went way over our price limit.

"You went way over our price limit."

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Yes, I did.

"Yes, I did."

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It's gonna go so great in the guest bathroom.

"It's gonna go so great in the guest bathroom."

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Mm-hmm.

"Mm-hmm."

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