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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Pontiac Bandit Returns (S02E02)

And the rent's a little steep, so we promised

"And the rent's a little steep, so we promised"

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we would only exchange small gifts.

"we would only exchange small gifts."

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I did.

"I did."

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I had to get my pookums a present, pookums.

"I had to get my pookums a present, pookums."

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but I am needed elsewhere, so I'm gonna take off.

"but I am needed elsewhere, so I'm gonna take off."

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Little Christmas humor.

"Little Christmas humor."

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I stand corrected. He loved it.

"I stand corrected. He loved it."

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So I was just looking through some old files,

"So I was just looking through some old files,"

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Which one?

"Which one?"

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It was actually... Now that I think of it,

"It was actually... Now that I think of it,"

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It's the Brooklyn broiler.

"It's the Brooklyn broiler."

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What? That dirtbag flamed out ages ago.

"What? That dirtbag flamed out ages ago."

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She was making you a gift...

"She was making you a gift..."

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Not a gift, snitch.

"Not a gift, snitch."

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"From Ray to Z"?

""From Ray to Z"?"

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I thought I told you no gifts.

"I thought I told you no gifts."

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Take this away, and bring me the broiler's file.

"Take this away, and bring me the broiler's file."

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Actually, the evidence is part of the scrapbook,

"Actually, the evidence is part of the scrapbook,"

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Fine, I'll look at the relevant pages,

"Fine, I'll look at the relevant pages,"

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but as for the rest, I will not peruse.

"but as for the rest, I will not peruse."

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We need 20 cars a week.

"We need 20 cars a week."

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You can talk to me.

"You can talk to me."

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So you're the boss?

"So you're the boss?"

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Yeah, I'm the boss, and this is my place.

"Yeah, I'm the boss, and this is my place."

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Yeah, I got it.

"Yeah, I got it."

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Is that us?

"Is that us?"

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Bye bye, Peralta. Here's your GPS.

"Bye bye, Peralta. Here's your GPS."

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Yeah, you did, but your boy Tito's getting away.

"Yeah, you did, but your boy Tito's getting away."

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I'll never forget you, Dante Thunderstone!

"I'll never forget you, Dante Thunderstone!"

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You have the right to remain Doug Judy.

"You have the right to remain Doug Judy."

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I'm a man of my word, so I did not peruse.

"I'm a man of my word, so I did not peruse."

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The gift I'm referring to was you pointing out my mistake.

"The gift I'm referring to was you pointing out my mistake."

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Do you know why I don't accept gifts?

"Do you know why I don't accept gifts?"

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Because I don't like brown-nosing.

"Because I don't like brown-nosing."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Youch, that was hard to watch.

"Youch, that was hard to watch."

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and that's as far from brown-nosing as one can get.

"and that's as far from brown-nosing as one can get."

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I respect you for that.

"I respect you for that."

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Now I have a gift for you.

"Now I have a gift for you."

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I have the complete Brooklyn broiler files.

"I have the complete Brooklyn broiler files."

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He was given three life sentences,

"He was given three life sentences,"

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and it should have been two.

"and it should have been two."

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Will you please help me figure out who set those other fires?

"Will you please help me figure out who set those other fires?"

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Ooh! More work!

"Ooh! More work!"

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I know that sounded sarcastic, but...

"I know that sounded sarcastic, but..."

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Nobody thought that.

"Nobody thought that."

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Not for a moment.

"Not for a moment."

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Great.

"Great."

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I thought you'd be in an awful mood.

"I thought you'd be in an awful mood."

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in my entire life?

"in my entire life?"

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Are you gonna poison my dad?

"Are you gonna poison my dad?"

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but we both know that's just their old brains disintegrating.

"but we both know that's just their old brains disintegrating."

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We need to break them up for their sake, for our sake,

"We need to break them up for their sake, for our sake,"

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Mood unaffected. Mood unaffected.

"Mood unaffected. Mood unaffected."

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Attention please! Attention.

"Attention please! Attention."

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It truly is a fun night.

"It truly is a fun night."

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I'd like to propose a toast to Detective Diaz

"I'd like to propose a toast to Detective Diaz"

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and her task force, who successfully brought down

"and her task force, who successfully brought down"

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Yeah!

"Yeah!"

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Hey, so I checked again.

"Hey, so I checked again."

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Doug Judy still hasn't surfaced.

"Doug Judy still hasn't surfaced."

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Yeah, he has.

"Yeah, he has."

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What's up, Peralta?

"What's up, Peralta?"

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Greetings from paradise.

"Greetings from paradise."

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How do you mess up an omelet?

"How do you mess up an omelet?"

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It's just a flat egg.

"It's just a flat egg."

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for the next ten minutes, but...

"for the next ten minutes, but..."

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About my escape.

"About my escape."

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You may also remember him as the room service water

"You may also remember him as the room service water"

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I had you tip so generously.

"I had you tip so generously."

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Son of a bitch.

"Son of a bitch."

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it was code for Kyle to follow him.

"it was code for Kyle to follow him."

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Hey, first things first.

"Hey, first things first."

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Yeah, I know.

"Yeah, I know."

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No. We will catch him.

"No. We will catch him."

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More importantly, thank you.

"More importantly, thank you."

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I know how hard that was to make that choice

"I know how hard that was to make that choice"

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It means so much, and it's been so stressful,

"It means so much, and it's been so stressful,"

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Seriously, look at me, I cannot stop smiling.

"Seriously, look at me, I cannot stop smiling."

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Ah! Greasy!

"Ah! Greasy!"

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NYPD! Stop where you are!

"NYPD! Stop where you are!"

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Shut up.

"Shut up."

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Wow, you guys, thank you very much.

"Wow, you guys, thank you very much."

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No, your mother's just really pale.

"No, your mother's just really pale."

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- Negative. - You see that, Judy?

"- Negative. - You see that, Judy?"

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No matter what you say, you're going to jail.

"No matter what you say, you're going to jail."

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I found this at my dad's place last night.

"I found this at my dad's place last night."

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Oh, or "his and hers" pajamas?

"Oh, or "his and hers" pajamas?"

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I gotta put up this pictures my daughters drew.

"I gotta put up this pictures my daughters drew."

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And I need some 'cause I cut my hand.

"And I need some 'cause I cut my hand."

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Go to the hospital!

"Go to the hospital!"

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I don't want your garbage.

"I don't want your garbage."

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I asked the Captain what qualified as a gift,

"I asked the Captain what qualified as a gift,"

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and he said anything I spent money on.

"and he said anything I spent money on."

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Sounds like you're bragging, but that's just a sad statement.

"Sounds like you're bragging, but that's just a sad statement."

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I know, I'm not happy with the title either,

"I know, I'm not happy with the title either,"

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All right, fine.

"All right, fine."

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Diaz, what's our status right now?

"Diaz, what's our status right now?"

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Enough crooning!

"Enough crooning!"

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No, that's not gonna happen.

"No, that's not gonna happen."

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Ha-ha! Stupid Judy.

"Ha-ha! Stupid Judy."

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in return for Ruiz's arrest.

"in return for Ruiz's arrest."

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Oh, that's tough but fair.

"Oh, that's tough but fair."

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Explain that logic.

"Explain that logic."

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Put me up in a five-star hotel like the Royce.

"Put me up in a five-star hotel like the Royce."

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Ah!

"Ah!"

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Love it! Pontiac bandit and Jake.

"Love it! Pontiac bandit and Jake."

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PB&J ride again!

"PB&J ride again!"

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♪ Reunited 'cause we understood ♪

"♪ Reunited 'cause we understood ♪"

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Then shove it in my mouth, so I can't yell for help,

"Then shove it in my mouth, so I can't yell for help,"

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I got you.

"I got you."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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♪ Reunited ♪

"♪ Reunited ♪"

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♪ Reunited ♪

"♪ Reunited ♪"

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I like that. Now focus up.

"I like that. Now focus up."

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Great idea.

"Great idea."

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I hear that. Your body is a temple.

"I hear that. Your body is a temple."

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Wanna meet up, period.

"Wanna meet up, period."

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By the way, this Tito dude, he spooks real easy, so...

"By the way, this Tito dude, he spooks real easy, so..."

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You had to fend for yourself

"You had to fend for yourself"

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