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Clips from The Last Man on Earth - You're All Going to Diet (S03E03)

"that will protect you treasures..."
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"advertent rhyme."
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"Okay, um, are we allowed to boo throughout your little speech,"
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"or do you want us to just hold all our boos"
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"to the very end?"
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"- Okay. - Uh, anyway, to put everyone at ease,"
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"I've decided to give little self-defense lessons each night"
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"- at dinner. - That's actually not a bad idea, Tandy."
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"Thank you, Lewis."
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"I... I actually need a volunteer."
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"Would you mind, uh, helping me out?"
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"Um, sure."
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"Yeah."
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"Now, this is a Taser."
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"Uh..."
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"are you gonna tase me, Tandy?"
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"No, I'm not gonna tase you, Lewis."
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"Okay, now just come at me like you're a murderer. Okay?"
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"Okay. Okay, fine."
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"Um..."
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"I'm a murderer, I'm coming for you right now..."
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"come on, what are you, like,"
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"the friendliest murderer of all time?"
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"Get back there and act like a murderer."
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"You want to murder me! You want to kill me!"
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"I'm nervous that you're gonna tase me."
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"Lewis..."
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"trust me."
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"Okay, so you'd just press the button..."
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"- Oh, oh, oh. - Ooh..."
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"Try taking your finger off the button."
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"Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"You just take your finger"
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"- off the thing. - Uh, oh... God..."
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"sorry, bud."
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"Wow, this thing really works, huh?"
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"so we can see how long he's incapacitated."
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"You okay down there, bud?"
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"Okay, well, good first day."
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"Why don't we eat?"
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"He can join in progress, right?"
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"- Hey. - Oh, Tandy. Hi."
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"Take a look at this, huh?"
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"I love it! What is it?"
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"Oh, here, get on all fours and I'll show you."
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"- All right. - Okay."
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"I trust you, here."
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"There's some point to this, sure."
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"This is so if anyone comes into the house,"
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"- Wow. - I call it "cow-moo-flage.""
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"I love it. You could open a store."
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"I'd like to."
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"Hey, Carol?"
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"You don't think that Lewis was upset"
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"that I tased him, do you?"
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"No, I think he understood where from which you were coming."
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"You sure? 'Cause I noticed a look when I zotzed him."
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"That might have just been his body seizing."
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"I-I just really regret the way that I treated him."
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"And, uh, I don't know..."
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"just hope that one day, we can, you know..."
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"- You want to be his friend? - Yeah."
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"Well, your heart's in the right place."
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"Why don't you just ask him?"
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"I'm so bad at these things."
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"You just speak from your heartmouth"
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"and you can't miss."
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"I'll do that."
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"- ♪ Jeremiah was a bullfrog ♪ - Oh, God, do you think that's Pat?"
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"♪ Jeremiah was a bullfrog ♪"
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"♪ Was a good friend of mine ♪"
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"♪ But I helped him drink his wine ♪"
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"- Oh! - Oh!"
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"Erica, you put the fear of gosh in us!"
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"Geez, guys, cool your jets."
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"Oh, now I've got it."
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"Obviously,"
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"we need to do a better job at figuring out who"
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"is setting off our singing wall fishes."
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"Tap shoes?"
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"So, I propose"
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"that when we walk around,"
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"we wear these tappers and we blow these whistles."
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"That way, when we hear our singing wall fish,"
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"but we don't hear this..."
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"we'll know it's someone that needs to be terminated."
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"Okay. Well, I'm with you in theory."
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"But I guess my only problem is that"
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"I'm not gonna wear those frigging things,"
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"and y'all can suck it."
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"So, a maybe from Gail."
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"Okay, now, before you leave, FYI,"
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"I got a few extra Tasers and I placed them"
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"at what I like to call "tasing stations""
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"throughout the house."
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"Th-They're all very well marked"
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"I'm doing something similar, but with axes."
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"Uh, I didn't put up any signs or anything, but it's..."
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"basically just a bunch of axes around the house..."
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"pretty self-explanatory."
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"There's one over here."
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"swing it through the person."
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"And then wipe off the blood and put it back in its station."
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"Speak from the heartmouth."
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"Speak from the heartmouth."
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"Thank you so much for joining me here."
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"Uh, I'll get straight to the point."
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"Uh, you ever heard the story of the lion and the mouse?"
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"Uh, yeah. I think so. It's been a long time."
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"Okay, well, then, why don't I give you a little refresher."
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"So, there was this fierce lion,"
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"he lived in a beautiful savannah."
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"Uh, Freddy was his oldest sibling,"
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"then came Robert,"
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"Hey, Todd."
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"- I've been thinking and I'm... - Shh..."
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"And then there was Tabitha,"
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"and then Glendon,"
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"and the youngest sibling was called Mouse."
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"A weird name for a lion, and also a little confusing"
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