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Clips from Mork & Mindy - Rich Mork, Poor Mork (S04E04)

As I sing this autumn song

"As I sing this autumn song"

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There's winter Snowfall, snowbells

"There's winter Snowfall, snowbells"

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Everybody's dancing in the snow

"Everybody's dancing in the snow"

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And I see you

"And I see you"

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Mind, isn't that beautiful? He wrote that himself.

"Mind, isn't that beautiful? He wrote that himself."

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Yes, Mork, that was cute. You tell him it goes back.

"Yes, Mork, that was cute. You tell him it goes back."

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I want him to have everything I've never had and still don't.

"I want him to have everything I've never had and still don't."

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It's no way to raise a child.

"It's no way to raise a child."

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Don't you see? If you give him everything now,

"Don't you see? If you give him everything now,"

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he'll have nothing to look forward to later.

"he'll have nothing to look forward to later."

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- You've gotta tell him. - Oh, it's gonna be so hard.

"- You've gotta tell him. - Oh, it's gonna be so hard."

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- It'll break his little heart. - Mm-hm. You tell him.

"- It'll break his little heart. - Mm-hm. You tell him."

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- Mm-hm. - Mm-hm.

"- Mm-hm. - Mm-hm."

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It was your idea.

"It was your idea."

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- Mearth? - Yes?

"- Mearth? - Yes?"

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- Son? - Yes?

"- Son? - Yes?"

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- You're really not our child. - What? Mork!

"- You're really not our child. - What? Mork!"

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All right, Mind. I was just kidding, Mearth.

"All right, Mind. I was just kidding, Mearth."

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You see, the real truth of the matter is that, well,

"You see, the real truth of the matter is that, well,"

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your mother and I are getting divorced.

"your mother and I are getting divorced."

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Mind, after two of those,

"Mind, after two of those,"

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this is gonna be an emotional lay-up, you know what I'm saying?

"this is gonna be an emotional lay-up, you know what I'm saying?"

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Mearth, the real truth is that we can't afford all these little goodies,

"Mearth, the real truth is that we can't afford all these little goodies,"

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and they've gotta all go back. I'm sorry.

"and they've gotta all go back. I'm sorry."

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I read you.

"I read you."

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You just... You and Mom don't love me anymore.

"You just... You and Mom don't love me anymore."

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- Oh, no, no, no. - I can handle it. I can handle it.

"- Oh, no, no, no. - I can handle it. I can handle it."

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I know what it is to be crushed.

"I know what it is to be crushed."

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I lost a man in an airplane. The dog ate him.

"I lost a man in an airplane. The dog ate him."

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- You just don't love me anymore. MINDY: No, Mearth.

"- You just don't love me anymore. MINDY: No, Mearth."

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Oh, no. Don't start.

"Oh, no. Don't start."

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I'll find, you know... I'll find something to do upstairs in my room.

"I'll find, you know... I'll find something to do upstairs in my room."

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Like maybe, you know, playing with the shadows on the ceiling.

"Like maybe, you know, playing with the shadows on the ceiling."

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Well, are you happy now, Mind?

"Well, are you happy now, Mind?"

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Oh, Mork, he'll get over it.

"Oh, Mork, he'll get over it."

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As painful as it seems now, it was all for the best.

"As painful as it seems now, it was all for the best."

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You don't wanna spoil him like that.

"You don't wanna spoil him like that."

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You're right, Mind. Yeah.

"You're right, Mind. Yeah."

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He wouldn't have looked good in this fur coat anyway.

"He wouldn't have looked good in this fur coat anyway."

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What size is that?

"What size is that?"

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"

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EXIDOR: Answer the door already.

"EXIDOR: Answer the door already."

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Mork, you're late.

"Mork, you're late."

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I'm having a barbecue.

"I'm having a barbecue."

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I just dropped over to borrow a spatula

"I just dropped over to borrow a spatula"

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and a grill, some briquettes,

"and a grill, some briquettes,"

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hamburgers, buns, matches and a volleyball net.

"hamburgers, buns, matches and a volleyball net."

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How come you're not there?

"How come you're not there?"

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This is for my musical-comedy workshop only.

"This is for my musical-comedy workshop only."

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Exidor, you've gotta help me.

"Exidor, you've gotta help me."

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I wanna shower my son with gifts,

"I wanna shower my son with gifts,"

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and Mindy says we can't afford it. Who's right?

"and Mindy says we can't afford it. Who's right?"

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Mork, I'd like to help you, but this is the wrong time.

"Mork, I'd like to help you, but this is the wrong time."

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I got 40 starving people in my backyard singing "Brigadoon."

"I got 40 starving people in my backyard singing "Brigadoon.""

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You need money, go find work.

"You need money, go find work."

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Well, I've tried to find a job, but I have no skills.

"Well, I've tried to find a job, but I have no skills."

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Well, that leaves real estate.

"Well, that leaves real estate."

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Please, I have some pride.

"Please, I have some pride."

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Mork, I'd like to help... What?

"Mork, I'd like to help... What?"

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There's always one idiot who comes to a barbecue

"There's always one idiot who comes to a barbecue"

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who doesn't eat meat.

"who doesn't eat meat."

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Now, regarding this problem with your son...

"Now, regarding this problem with your son..."

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Exidor, either you've had a revelation, or someone just kicked a field goal.

"Exidor, either you've had a revelation, or someone just kicked a field goal."

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Mork, I've just had a vision of incredible clarity.

"Mork, I've just had a vision of incredible clarity."

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It was just like having the cable.

"It was just like having the cable."

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I now know how you can take care of all your family's financial needs.

"I now know how you can take care of all your family's financial needs."

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Mork, money is the key to happiness.

"Mork, money is the key to happiness."

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And the only way to make money is to spend money.

"And the only way to make money is to spend money."

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Mork, you've got to make that once-in-a-lifetime investment

"Mork, you've got to make that once-in-a-lifetime investment"

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that will take care of all your family's financial needs.

"that will take care of all your family's financial needs."

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Well, Exidor, all we have is $900 and my stock in Air Libya.

"Well, Exidor, all we have is $900 and my stock in Air Libya."

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Perfect.

"Perfect."

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This will be bigger than Polaroid, Genentech

"This will be bigger than Polaroid, Genentech"

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and bootleg tapes rolled into one.

"and bootleg tapes rolled into one."

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What's the one thing the world needs more of?

"What's the one thing the world needs more of?"

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I'm talking about bigger, grander,

"I'm talking about bigger, grander,"

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something the world keeps crying for more of.

"something the world keeps crying for more of."

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- What? - Me!

"- What? - Me!"

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[FUNK MUSIC PLAYING]

"[FUNK MUSIC PLAYING]"

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Guillermo,

"Guillermo,"

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keep an eye on the store.

"keep an eye on the store."

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I'm going in the back for more inspected-by-number-seven tags.

"I'm going in the back for more inspected-by-number-seven tags."

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Who would have thought Mickey Mantle would end up this way?

"Who would have thought Mickey Mantle would end up this way?"

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Wow.

"Wow."

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Come on, Mind.

"Come on, Mind."

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This place is wonderful,

"This place is wonderful,"

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just like what the Marquis de Sade would've done if he'd gone into retail.

"just like what the Marquis de Sade would've done if he'd gone into retail."

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Yeah, this is a great location, Mork.

"Yeah, this is a great location, Mork."

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You walk through an animal hospital,

"You walk through an animal hospital,"

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knock twice, ask for a man named Juanita,

"knock twice, ask for a man named Juanita,"

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then slide down a pole.

"then slide down a pole."

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How many times you see a hamster neutered on your way into Macy's?

"How many times you see a hamster neutered on your way into Macy's?"

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Oh, isn't this to die over? I see 20 things I already wanna get.

"Oh, isn't this to die over? I see 20 things I already wanna get."

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Oh, Mindy. Yeah.

"Oh, Mindy. Yeah."

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I don't... I don't see 20 things I can identify.

"I don't... I don't see 20 things I can identify."

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Look, Mind, you'd look smashing in something like this.

"Look, Mind, you'd look smashing in something like this."

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I think Exidor is onto something hot here, Mind.

"I think Exidor is onto something hot here, Mind."

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I think he's got a great new concept. You've heard of Old Amos?

"I think he's got a great new concept. You've heard of Old Amos?"

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Well, how about these? Exidoreos.

"Well, how about these? Exidoreos."

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It's a great new concept: Chocolate, cheese and meat.

"It's a great new concept: Chocolate, cheese and meat."

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BOTH: Mm.

"BOTH: Mm."

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Look, Mork, I admire Exidor's initiative, but if somebody told me

"Look, Mork, I admire Exidor's initiative, but if somebody told me"

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he was gonna open a store, this is exactly what I'd expect.

"he was gonna open a store, this is exactly what I'd expect."

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I mean, it's just... It's just ridiculous.

"I mean, it's just... It's just ridiculous."

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Oh, Mind, you call this ridiculous?

"Oh, Mind, you call this ridiculous?"

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Mindy, come on, you can't be so negative.

"Mindy, come on, you can't be so negative."

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You've gotta find something positive about this whole experience.

"You've gotta find something positive about this whole experience."

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Well, the color combination on this cookie is excellent.

"Well, the color combination on this cookie is excellent."

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Oh, you see? That's wonderful.

"Oh, you see? That's wonderful."

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Because you know what?

"Because you know what?"

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- What? - In the tradition of J. Pierpont Morgan,

"- What? - In the tradition of J. Pierpont Morgan,"

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I have invested our $900 in the Exidor Boutique.

"I have invested our $900 in the Exidor Boutique."

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Don't hit me, don't hit me. I have corrective shoes on.

"Don't hit me, don't hit me. I have corrective shoes on."

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Mork, you may have seen me angry before,

"Mork, you may have seen me angry before,"

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but now I'm talking real angry.

"but now I'm talking real angry."

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I'm talking black poet, you know what I mean?

"I'm talking black poet, you know what I mean?"

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Yeah, Mind, l...

"Yeah, Mind, l..."

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Boy, some people don't know how to handle sudden wealth.

"Boy, some people don't know how to handle sudden wealth."

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Come on, Mind, you should be happy that I made a shrewd investment.

"Come on, Mind, you should be happy that I made a shrewd investment."

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You call giving all our money to Exidor shrewd?

"You call giving all our money to Exidor shrewd?"

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