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Clips from Mork & Mindy - Rich Mork, Poor Mork (S04E04)

Why didn't you just flush it instead?

"Why didn't you just flush it instead?"

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Hello.

"Hello."

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Not only to yourself, but to me and especially toward your son.

"Not only to yourself, but to me and especially toward your son."

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And that means you can't take risks with our future.

"And that means you can't take risks with our future."

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I'm not taking a risk. Taking a risk is slicing a bagel without turning it.

"I'm not taking a risk. Taking a risk is slicing a bagel without turning it."

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Mork, you can't make an investment unless you can afford to lose.

"Mork, you can't make an investment unless you can afford to lose."

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And we can't, and now we're gonna lose everything.

"And we can't, and now we're gonna lose everything."

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Well, come on, now, Mind, don't panic. Exidor knows what he's doing.

"Well, come on, now, Mind, don't panic. Exidor knows what he's doing."

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What do you mean the mannequins want a coffee break?

"What do you mean the mannequins want a coffee break?"

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They just had one ten minutes ago, and all they did was dribble.

"They just had one ten minutes ago, and all they did was dribble."

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Partner!

"Partner!"

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Glad to see you brought the little woman.

"Glad to see you brought the little woman."

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We want our money back now, and don't call me "the little woman."

"We want our money back now, and don't call me "the little woman.""

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What she's trying to say is, Exidor, we're...

"What she's trying to say is, Exidor, we're..."

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We've had a change of heart,

"We've had a change of heart,"

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like Renée Richards wanted to change dressing rooms.

"like Renée Richards wanted to change dressing rooms."

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Even Evita didn't pay off its backers that fast.

"Even Evita didn't pay off its backers that fast."

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We want our money back.

"We want our money back."

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Look, business is a little slow.

"Look, business is a little slow."

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But we're gonna have our two-for-one sale.

"But we're gonna have our two-for-one sale."

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Listen, perky.

"Listen, perky."

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I did.

"I did."

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Pepe. Pepe, you call yourself a tailor?

"Pepe. Pepe, you call yourself a tailor?"

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Just lengthen the sleeve.

"Just lengthen the sleeve."

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Come on.

"Come on."

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- That's it, our money is gone. - No, no, come on, now,

"- That's it, our money is gone. - No, no, come on, now,"

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I know. I'm sorry, I was just trying to increase our wealth.

"I know. I'm sorry, I was just trying to increase our wealth."

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Even dumber when I bought the soundtrack to Beatlemania,

"Even dumber when I bought the soundtrack to Beatlemania,"

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but it was an incredible simulation.

"but it was an incredible simulation."

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- Mork. - Mind?

"- Mork. - Mind?"

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Mork, I'll grant you one thing.

"Mork, I'll grant you one thing."

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Your heart is in the right place, but sometimes your head is in...

"Your heart is in the right place, but sometimes your head is in..."

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- Oh, never mind. I'm going home. - Mindy, listen. This is America.

"- Oh, never mind. I'm going home. - Mindy, listen. This is America."

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You can come from another country with a name like:

"You can come from another country with a name like:"

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Mind, come on. He can sell anything here.

"Mind, come on. He can sell anything here."

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If they can sell designer jeans and pet rocks,

"If they can sell designer jeans and pet rocks,"

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we gotta be able to sell this stuff.

"we gotta be able to sell this stuff."

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There's gotta be something we can do to make people want this.

"There's gotta be something we can do to make people want this."

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Wait a minute!

"Wait a minute!"

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What are you watching?

"What are you watching?"

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Good afternoon. I'm Mr. Mork,

"Good afternoon. I'm Mr. Mork,"

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and I'll be your guide on this incredible journey

"and I'll be your guide on this incredible journey"

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through the totally outrageous world of Exidor,

"through the totally outrageous world of Exidor,"

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where style and elegance meet for a very brief moment.

"where style and elegance meet for a very brief moment."

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Won't you join us for this incredible fashion smorgasbord?

"Won't you join us for this incredible fashion smorgasbord?"

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And let's bring out our first model.

"And let's bring out our first model."

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Sissy?

"Sissy?"

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In the evening, Exidor comes alive, and so does Sissy

"In the evening, Exidor comes alive, and so does Sissy"

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in this smashing formal ensemble.

"in this smashing formal ensemble."

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Note the dual-purpose jacket,

"Note the dual-purpose jacket,"

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which converts into a fashionable pup tent.

"which converts into a fashionable pup tent."

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Too campy? Ah.

"Too campy? Ah."

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Oh. Thank you, Sissy.

"Oh. Thank you, Sissy."

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And now, what is this? The Exidor evening gown.

"And now, what is this? The Exidor evening gown."

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Ideal for dining in elegance or with Pancho Gonzales.

"Ideal for dining in elegance or with Pancho Gonzales."

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Because it converts into tennis, Exidor?

"Because it converts into tennis, Exidor?"

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Yes, I bet she's got some good strokes, huh, fellas?

"Yes, I bet she's got some good strokes, huh, fellas?"

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That's game, set and match. Thank you, Sissy.

"That's game, set and match. Thank you, Sissy."

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I think I'd like one of those myself.

"I think I'd like one of those myself."

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And now, what could be more Exidorian

"And now, what could be more Exidorian"

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than Exidor himself, modelling the executive Exidor?

"than Exidor himself, modelling the executive Exidor?"

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Yes, for the man on the go who can't say no

"Yes, for the man on the go who can't say no"

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and, well, who drives well in the snow.

"and, well, who drives well in the snow."

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Yes, for the true executive, it says, "One good audit puts me in jail for life."

"Yes, for the true executive, it says, "One good audit puts me in jail for life.""

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Now, for you urbane urban cowboys,

"Now, for you urbane urban cowboys,"

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it's go west, young Exidor!

"it's go west, young Exidor!"

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Whether you're on the fringe or just living on welfare,

"Whether you're on the fringe or just living on welfare,"

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that's right, Hi-yo Silver, giddy-up, move it, horsey.

"that's right, Hi-yo Silver, giddy-up, move it, horsey."

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Whether you're riding the mechanical bull

"Whether you're riding the mechanical bull"

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or throwing the bull mechanically,

"or throwing the bull mechanically,"

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or just trying to figure out what do-si-do means,

"or just trying to figure out what do-si-do means,"

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our Exidor Western wear is just for you.

"our Exidor Western wear is just for you."

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Ladies and gentlemen, aren't these delicious?

"Ladies and gentlemen, aren't these delicious?"

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Yes, unisex robes for all occasions and every mood,

"Yes, unisex robes for all occasions and every mood,"

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with no fear of visible panty-line.

"with no fear of visible panty-line."

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Well, you say stop teasing, let's get to the real goodies.

"Well, you say stop teasing, let's get to the real goodies."

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Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to show you

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to show you"

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our incredible swimsuit collection right now.

"our incredible swimsuit collection right now."

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It's something that will really...

"It's something that will really..."

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Tell me something, Daddy.

"Tell me something, Daddy."

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Thirty-five for gas.

"Thirty-five for gas."

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All right, what next?

"All right, what next?"

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Forty-two dollars for telephone?

"Forty-two dollars for telephone?"

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Mearth has Daddy been calling Dial-A-Joke again?

"Mearth has Daddy been calling Dial-A-Joke again?"

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- Mearth? - I'm no fink.

"- Mearth? - I'm no fink."

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Yes.

"Yes."

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Oh, family, family, I have wonderful, wonderful news.

"Oh, family, family, I have wonderful, wonderful news."

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I sold my Air Libya stock, and look, we got $2.

"I sold my Air Libya stock, and look, we got $2."

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We can live on this for about an hour.

"We can live on this for about an hour."

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Oh, Mearth...

"Oh, Mearth..."

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Oh. Oh...

"Oh. Oh..."

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Mind, you tell him the truth. I can't look in those innocent brown eyes,

"Mind, you tell him the truth. I can't look in those innocent brown eyes,"

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especially with those crow's feet.

"especially with those crow's feet."

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Mearth, see, Daddy did a really dumb thing.

"Mearth, see, Daddy did a really dumb thing."

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is like saying Lizzie Borden was a little nuisance with an ax.

"is like saying Lizzie Borden was a little nuisance with an ax."

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Mearth, l... I've...

"Mearth, l... I've..."

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I lost all of our money.

"I lost all of our money."

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Oh, I feel like a snail trail without the glitter.

"Oh, I feel like a snail trail without the glitter."

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Everybody can make a mistake.

"Everybody can make a mistake."

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And you happened to make a big one.

"And you happened to make a big one."

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But we'll get by, I think.

"But we'll get by, I think."

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Well, you can forget about the boutique. I dumped it.

"Well, you can forget about the boutique. I dumped it."

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And it's a good thing. Otherwise you'd be rich too.

"And it's a good thing. Otherwise you'd be rich too."

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- Rich? - Rich? It's making money?

"- Rich? - Rich? It's making money?"

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- The place has gone through the roof. - Why?

"- The place has gone through the roof. - Why?"

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I suppose you're wondering why.

"I suppose you're wondering why."

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Teenagers.

"Teenagers."

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They'll buy anything their parents hate.

"They'll buy anything their parents hate."

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Now everywhere I go, everybody's wearing Exidor outfits.

"Now everywhere I go, everybody's wearing Exidor outfits."

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Infants, teenagers, Lee Radziwill.

"Infants, teenagers, Lee Radziwill."

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Exidor, you're a mogul now.

"Exidor, you're a mogul now."

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I'm miserable.

"I'm miserable."

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I was just trying to appeal to the intellectual fringe.

"I was just trying to appeal to the intellectual fringe."

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Take it from Exidor: Money doesn't make you happy.

"Take it from Exidor: Money doesn't make you happy."

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I don't know, Ex, it sure perked up Melvin Dummar for a while.

"I don't know, Ex, it sure perked up Melvin Dummar for a while."

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Here, perky, here's your investment plus profit.

"Here, perky, here's your investment plus profit."

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This isn't Monopoly money. This is real money.

"This isn't Monopoly money. This is real money."

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Of course. I sold out.

"Of course. I sold out."

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I'm just designing now.

"I'm just designing now."

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The person that bought it is a little strange,

"The person that bought it is a little strange,"

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