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Clips from Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Shame (S01E01)

"It's been called riveting."
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"I'm sure it is, sir."
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"to the underclassmen."
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"I'm stealing his slides."
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"I know it's hard core, Stanley"
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"but I'm not doing this for me."
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"After all, they are the future."
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"Francis, I don't know why you assume"
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"and find the sex slides."
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"Okay, I got 'em."
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"Wait a second."
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"Oh, my God, this is a gold mine."
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"Spangler drinking..."
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"Spangler kissing..."
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"Spangler in a Speedo?"
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"Spangler out of a Speedo."
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"All right, that's enough."
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"I'm going to make Spangler's sexual awareness lecture"
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"if you humiliate him like this, right?"
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"And yet, I'm doing it anyway."
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"Weird, huh?"
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"your father cut down."
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"That's nature for you."
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"It is nice"
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"having this extra light in the room."
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"When are you going to punish me?"
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"For beating up a seven-year-old."
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"(All Laughing)"
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"Oh, my God, that's right."
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"You must've just felt ridiculous"
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"when you found out how old that kid was."
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"I can only imagine the look on your face."
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"(Laughing)"
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"(Doorbell Rings)"
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"It's not funny."
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"It's awful."
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"I did something horrible."
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"Well, it's nothing to be proud of, son"
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"but you told us the whole story"
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"and he didn't give you much choice."
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"Besides, it sends a good message to our enemies."
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"And once they know we're capable of this"
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"Okay, so it's not just me, right?"
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"There's something seriously wrong with this family."
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"what we do on our property."
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"You had no right to cut it down."
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"Oh, you people."
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"so you don't have to talk to us."
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"Now, all of a sudden we're a neighborhood?"
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"You've caused a blight by cutting down that tree."
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"How is cutting down a tree a blight?"
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"Because now we can see your house."
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"Lois: Well, let me tell you something, Ed."
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"As far as I'm concerned"
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"That goes double for me."
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"(Grunting)"
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"(Chattering And Grunting)"
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"(Grunting)"
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"(Monkey-like Chattering)"
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"No wonder I'm a thug."
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"Then I found out he was only seven."
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"I didn't know what to do."
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"I felt like I had to talk to someone."
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"See, my family... we're not like regular churchgoers"
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"and that's really what I need."
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"I did something terrible, and..."
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"I can't shake it."
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"What do I do?"
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"Look within."
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"But first"
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"ask forgiveness."
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"(Rap Beat Playing)... * The path to salvation... *"
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"* The path to temptation... *"
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"* Then you have to light incense *"
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"- * Restitution * - * Absolution *"
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"I feel much better. Bye."
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"Hey, boys."
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"Where's your brother?"
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"He said something about being evil"
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"and he took off."
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"That was the coolest thing I've ever seen!"
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"Really? All it does"
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"Dewey! What was...?!"
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"Actually, that was pretty cool."
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"Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!"
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"Can't you put some life in it?"
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"It's 1969!"
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"The slide rule is about to be replaced"
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"You have to feel the panic in the air."
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"Even you."
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"And yet... you keep... talking."
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"Maybe if I did something good"
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"that would cancel it out, right?"
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"Or if I'm only doing it to feel better"
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"(Sighing)"
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"I bet I can think of something great."
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"That's perfect."
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"I'll run the marathon"
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"and get people to pledge money for every mile that I go."
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"I hate running, so it'll be hard"
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"and I'll have to train for it, so it'll take dedication"
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"which no one likes."
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"This'll work."
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"It has to."
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"(Panting)"
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"(Dog Growling)"
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"(Grunting)"
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"There we go."
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"Looks great, Dad."
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"Yeah? I don't know."
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"This one's a little droopy"
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"and the branches are a little spindly"
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"kindly little spooky face..."
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"He's good at it, apparently."
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"Look..."
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"but how was I supposed to know he was 15?"
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"I need all the pledge sheets before we can begin."
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you."
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"Caroline?"
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"Malcolm, I am so glad"
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