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Clips from Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Shame (S01E01)

"I don't suppose there's a beer guy around here."
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"This is a charity race at an elementary school."
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"Oh. So, I have to go to a stand, or something, huh?"
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"My God."
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"Well, look at all of them."
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"He has more pledges here"
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"than everyone else put together."
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"If he runs the distance"
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"he is going to raise over $8,000."
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"Man Over P. A: Runners, take your marks."
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"(Gunshot)"
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"Ow."
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"It doesn't matter because her real name"
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"Isn't so pretty anymore, is she, boys?"
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"lesions..."
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"furuncles..."
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"Such is the pri..."
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"Some hooligan has switched them."
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"I find myself"
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"Although there's probably one in here of a cadet"
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"who thinks he's all alone, and..."
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"Well..."
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"technical difficulties."
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"with the proper slides"
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"at 0800 tomorrow."
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"Remember, son"
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"Nothing."
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"Usually you scream like a stuck pig"
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"You've been such a zombie lately."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I feel like I have a monster inside of me."
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"Oh, for crying out loud, Malcolm"
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"That's your conscience."
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"Yeah. It feels great."
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"I'm serious."
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"It's a gift."
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"And you know what most people do with theirs?"
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"They keep them in the closet"
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"only when they think he's coming to visit."
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"Ow!"
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"You're a nice boy, Malcolm"
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"out of anybody who says you aren't"
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"Okay."
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"Good night, Mom."
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"Good night, sweetie."
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"Good night, son."
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"Are you sure, nine?"
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"* I don't know *"
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"* You're not the boss of me now *"
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"Oh, man. Kevin."
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"De kub..."
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"Go get it, Stinky."
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"these changes can produce certain..."
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"negative desires."
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"Not so pretty anymore, is she, men?"
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"I can't believe they're swallowing this."
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"Now, remember"
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"every one of these diseases"
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"Isn't that slide upside down?"
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"No, son."
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"Sure, sweetheart."
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"Hey, no cuts."
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"(Echoing): Pizza..."
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"Pizza..."
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"I didn't know."
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"I put this squarely where it belongs."
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"vicious.""
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"It's when you pound on someone"
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"You cut down the tree and we missed it?"
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"I can't let that happen."
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"I can't take this anymore."
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"you and the neighbors can all just..."
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"- * Contribution * - * Palestine *"
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"- * Mostly mental * - * You'll be fine *"
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"- * Transubstantiate * - * Alleviate *"
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"I don't know."
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"Ah. Uh, stay back."
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"What else you got?"
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"Yolanda, this is a love"
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"that cannot be."
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"I can't stop thinking about what I did to Kevin."
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"and you don't even care."
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"(No Audio)"
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"(Panting)"
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"Reese"
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"I hear your son likes to beat up seven-year-olds."
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"Well, I assume so. Why?"
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"(Laughter)"
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"Why, these aren't the proper slides."
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"It feels worse on the inside than it does on my knee."
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"and bring them out"
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"You're not like that."
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"Good for you."
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"(Rocket Pops)"
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"* You're not the boss of me now *"
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"Whatever. Just give me my ball back."
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"And now it's going after the children?"
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"I can't believe how good I'm doing."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"What enemies?"
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"but I know places like this"
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"Chancres..."
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"* You're not the boss of me now *"
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"of increased muscle mass"
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"Why are you seven?"
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""Probably not a good idea to poke me.""
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"We will resume the lecture..."
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"You should be thankful God gave you one."
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"Wait a second."
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"but it's not the..."
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"and he's already the most obnoxious kid"
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"And to you that's a good idea?"
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"What's going on here?"
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"* You're not the boss of me now *"
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"As it should be, son, as it should be."
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"You do realize what he'll do to you"
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"We should start every day with a good laugh."
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"are supposed to help you feel better"
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"* Who knows? *"
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