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Clips from Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Shame (S01E01)

"or... Wendy, or Becky Lou."
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"is disease."
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"This is obviously some ingenious scheme"
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"to humiliate me."
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"so overcome with embarrassment I can't stop clicking."
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"Okay, this is going to sting."
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"What is with you?"
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"Mom, I can't stop feeling bad about what I did to Kevin."
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"But I can't stop thinking about it."
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"Were you thinking about it just then?"
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"you will feel bad about Kevin"
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"Now, go to bed."
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"and I'll kick the conniption"
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"We're gathered here today to say good-bye"
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"Nine."
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"He was a good..."
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"Nine?"
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"I remember when I stuck him in Mom's sun visor"
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"and she almost hit that lady in the crosswalk."
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"Dad..."
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"(Trumpet Playing)"
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"May he rest in pieces."
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"- Amen. - Amen."
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"* Yes, no, maybe *"
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"* You're not the boss of me now *"
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"Kenarban..."
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"Ow!"
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"Want me to..."
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"I hate this guy."
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"He's only been here for two weeks"
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"Little help."
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"Can I have my ball back, Kevin?"
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""Can I have my ball back, Kevin?""
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""Come on, Kevin.""
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"De gustibus non est disputandum."
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"You stink!"
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"You want it?"
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"Men, most of you are at an age"
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"where your bodies have undergone"
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"While the benefits"
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"and a more authoritative speaking register are plain"
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"Now, we used to handle it"
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"with cold showers and regularly scheduled beatings"
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"Education."
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"Pretty, isn't she?"
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"Perhaps her name is Mary"
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"lesions..."
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"furuncles..."
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"Such is the price of weakness."
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"Standard technique."
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"Spangler has ruined everything in our lives."
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"can easily be transmitted to you."
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"No, it isn't."
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"I couldn't help it."
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"That's it. I've had it."
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"That sucker's coming down."
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"You're going to cut down the tree?"
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"Darn right."
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"I'm sick and tired of raking leaves"
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"and hosing bird poop off our car."
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"And seeing that weird face in the bark"
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"No, Lois, it has to be stopped."
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"Can I help kill it?"
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"We'll take turns."
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""Hey, no cuts.""
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"Is there any more pizza?"
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"No. All out."
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"It's American Goulash for you."
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"I don't know."
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"All I can identify"
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"are little pieces of carrot and..."
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"Hey, look at the goulash boy."
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"Get away from me, Kevin."
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"Ooh, "get away from me, Kevin.""
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"He's so sad that he doesn't have pizza"
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"Chill... man."
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"What are you looking at, Kenar-butt?"
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"Light..."
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"Kevin, I'm warning you."
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"Get out of my face."
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"Oh, Malcolm doesn't like me"
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"eating close to his face"
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"with pizza I have and he doesn't."
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"Pizza, pizza, pizza."
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"Wow, watching hockey's really paid off."
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"(Crying)"
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"What do you mean he's only seven?"
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"What's not to understand?"
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"He just turned seven."
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"I guess you were too busy beating people to notice."
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"He's in second grade."
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"That's not blood. It's pizza sauce."
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"Oh, my God."
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"What happened?"
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"I want my Teletubby!"
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"A doll?"
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"You can't play with dolls if you're seven."
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"You beat up a seven-year-old?"
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"On me."
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"Oh, man, this is the most horrible thing I've ever done."
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""Inappropriate..."
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"Dude, I have never gotten "thug" before."
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"Can you beat her up tomorrow?"
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"Leave me alone."
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"You know what my favorite part is?"
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"and then a day later"
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"you still feel the pain in your knuckles."
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"Shut up, Reese."
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"Hey, hey, pace yourself, killer."
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"Dad."
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"Oh, baby, you missed it, all right."
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"I was about two-thirds of the way through her"
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"then crack! Kaboom!"
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"My chain saw goes flying."
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"Then a pack of dogs came out of nowhere"
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"and chased them all over."
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"Man, I've never seen anything like it."
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"Oh, don't worry, son."
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"Cleaning up."
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"my sexual awareness lecture next week."
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