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Clips from The League (2009) - The Au Pair (S03E03)

"Yeah, don't, don't shake him."
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"You know what?"
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"This is crazy."
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"some cat-hoarding loner you're dealing with."
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"If you must know, I work at an orphanage."
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"I'm not going to be inside... Whoa. Hi."
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"What do you think about skydiving?"
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"Thank you, Rux... Ruxin."
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"Everyone knows that I can score."
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"Work on the dating, then work on the punching."
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"All right."
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"And she's pretty."
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"I don't listen to you."
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"No, no, no, no, no."
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"Or is he... or, you know, the real deal?""
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"Mr. Ruxin, are you home?"
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"I always drink responsibly."
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"Uh, the rope."
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"So I get my nerve up."
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"Did I get this chocolate stain on there? Absolutely not."
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"I'm not vulturing your date, dude."
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"Uh-huh."
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"I mean, these girls are legitimately cute."
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"Tell me a girl who's not a fan of Mission Impossible 2."
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"Matthew Berry, you're vulturing my date."
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"Hi, I'm Andre Nowzick."
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"those society has shunned to get together and ideally colonize another planet."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"What?"
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"Oh, hey."
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"Check this out."
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"What? No."
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"We have different definitions of that word."
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"I'll convert right now."
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"I order my steak rare like a man."
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"I'm Matthew."
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"Ooh, hey, ooh!"
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"I don't know how this thing's gonna play out."
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"I'll offer him some weed."
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"This is like au pair quality."
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"Excuse me?"
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"This woman has been set up for another guy."
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"You didn't tell her."
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"I don't want my kid going to the park and getting his dong cleaned by some uggo"
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"This child's parents vanished two years ago in a parasailing"
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"All right."
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"Bye, Ash."
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"So you get paid to give fantasy football advice?"
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"Really?"
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"You're the Mike Tolbert of my life."
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"Actually, that is a great question."
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"Let's see what we got."
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"right?"
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"I've got the perfect first date restaurant, the perfect"
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"I'm not creeping everybody else out."
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"I didn't know you were home."
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"Anyway, after this Sukkot fiasco, does not look"
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"Listen, a lot of guys move the chains, and then someone"
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"I'm about to score on the one-yard line, you vulture my date."
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"Are you pulling me from the game?"
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"Be good, buddy."
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"Au pair!"
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"Son of a bitch."
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"I am getting an au pair."
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"Okay, this is the one."
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"with a 'stache."
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"I have to get back to work."
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"Oh, I was just checking out houses in the neighborhood."
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"I never make plans with you, Andre."
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"We don't have a urinal, just a shower that you pee in."
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"Just lending you that bike pump you were asking for."
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"Uh, your boy, Matthews is sitting on the bench."
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"Hey, guys."
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"Payback's a bitch, huh?"
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"No. We don't need... No, we don't need money."
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"You don't do much."
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"Hello, you."
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"Because I'm thinking about... Gentlemen. Hi."
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"I, uh, what... what... Uh, it was... it was the year..."
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"Mm-mm! Mm-mm!"
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"I'm just going to make a peanut butter and jelly."
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"football, I talked about some other things."
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"Thank you."
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"So you're going to fix it for me for free?"
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"crushing loneliness that he's going to feel not having a parent."
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"You immediately seem guilty."
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"I have a whole wine list."
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"But you need to be careful."
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"He's doing fine."
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"Let's let's not talk, let's fight."
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"Yeah, super hot."
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"She cute?"
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"Why, why would you say that?"
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"You leave me out there like an island."
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"I'm looking at you, Taco."
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"I'm going to go hit on him."
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"I should do that, too."
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"They make fun of me."
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"Yeah?"
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"Matthew... Matthew Berry?"
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"It's disrespectful."
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"Oh, I'm throbbing."
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"Lying is encouraged here."
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"So?"
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"This came over on the Mayflower."
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"I don't have a son."
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"We're going to go see some hot jazz or, you know..."
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"Why? The jazz place doesn't have a bathroom?"
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"I'm going to stick around and date Nikki in the bathroom."
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"Absolutely."
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"So we saw, like, 20 houses, and they were all awful, you know."
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"Come on, give me the ball."
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"Absolutely not."
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"Wow. That's a... that's a bold choice."
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"I got Matthew Berry's phone number."
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"You can't just have sex with a girl when you meet her."
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"I'm picking them up. I'm taking them out to a nice dinner."
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"Ugh."
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