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Clips from The Detour - The Pilot (S01E01)

"Um, what's the number?"
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"How is that my job to teach him that?"
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"Don't stop."
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"Kids, get down, get down."
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"Mommy's not gonna let anything bad happen to you."
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"Okay, I'm gonna find out what the hell this guy wants."
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"Okay, but be careful. I love you."
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"- I love you. - Oh!"
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"- It really was. Yeah. - Okay."
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"- All right. - Okay."
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"All right. Hey!"
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"- Easy, sweetie. - I got you, baby."
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"Just so you know, the police have been called!"
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"We called the police, and they're on their way!"
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"No, we called them... On you!"
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"We got your plates!"
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"- We got your plate! - What?"
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"I'm pretty sure this particular goof is a federal crime."
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"- What do you want from us?! - Babe, I got this. Relax."
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"Would you please stop telling me to relax?"
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"I'm just trying to control the situation out here, baby."
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"So, so condescending no matter what the situation is."
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"- Okay, fine, then take care of it. - Okay, hey!"
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"- What? - What?"
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"The kids!"
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"Give us the kids, and nobody gets hurt!"
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"- Oh, shit. All right. - Oh, god. Okay."
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"All right, you want somebody?"
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"On my signal, I want you to run into the woods."
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"Run as fast as you can, okay?"
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"Come on, pal. Come on, huh?"
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"Who's the tough guy? Give you some of that!"
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"You step back in that truck, and you drive away right now!"
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"I'm afraid I can't do that, sir, not until I have those kids."
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"All right, guys, we're getting the hell out of here."
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"I got a purple belt in taking names and kicking ass!"
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"- Nate! - What?"
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"- I got it! - What?"
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"Get in!"
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"- Don't let 'em get away. - Open the door!"
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"Go around! Get... go..."
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"I blocked 'em in, Jer!"
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"It's fine. It's a flare gun!"
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"I think they might really take us!"
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"I don't wanna live with truckers!"
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"They use jugs as bathrooms."
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"Okay, I love you. I love you."
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"- Little boy, you can trust us. - Yeah, she's a former marine,"
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"and she's a volunteer firefighter."
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"Those aren't your kids!"
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"What is that... ohh!"
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"Oh, god!"
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"What is wrong with truckers?!"
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"Stop! It's our fault! We did it!"
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"Yeah, it was a joke! Don't take us!"
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"What the is that?!"
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"- Who are you?! - What is wrong with you?!"
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"She did I!"
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"I'm sorry. I'm on my period."
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"Oh, god. Oh, my..."
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"That is a mix-up to end all mix-ups, huh?"
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"Oh, my god. And you fell for it."
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"That's... And now I'm cov... but that's on us. That's on us."
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"they're actually really our kids."
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"- Prove it. - Oh, yeah. No, I don't think..."
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"I don't think you can do that. It's... just... they're ours."
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"Yeah, he planted the seeds in her forehead,"
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"and then the eggs grew and ate the seeds,"
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"then the seeds split into two,"
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"and then they popped out of her tummy scar 12 years later, so..."
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"No, no, no. It's half... half a sleeping pill."
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"It's not... it's not really drugs."
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"Folks, do you... do you have kids?"
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"Why? Do you wanna abduct them, too?"
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"God, no. God, no."
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"No, we have enough. Uh, if... if you had kids,"
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"you'd know they do stupid things all the time,"
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"What do you mean, we do stupid things?"
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"You are the king of stupid things!"
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"- to hash that out, young lady? - Yeah, I do."
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"'Cause you get us all excited to go"
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"on this awesome beach vacation in Fort Lauderdale,"
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"and then you just stick us in the stupid car!"
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"This was a financial decision we made, honey."
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"And then you take us to a milkshake joint"
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"that has no milkshakes and show us some naked boobs"
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"That's... Not in context."
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"Uh..."
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"No, that's... No! Oh, god, no, please."
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"That's on us. Thank you."
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"That was a quote. That's a quote. Good people."
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"Well, I mean, it's not like we think you're terrible parents."
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"- That's not a compliment. - No."
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"Okay. Democracy rules."
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"Do we go north or south?"
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"Do we cut our losses, go back home?"
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"Or do we drive hard and have six full days on the beach?"
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"I really should have absorbed you in utero."
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"- Babe? - Hmm?"
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"Just know I know there's something"
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"you're still not telling me."
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"You're fired."
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"There's no need for a perp walk, all right?"
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"Okay."
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"- Told you it's called that. - Shut up."
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"Sounds like we're about to make some memories."
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"We're still gonna have five and a half solid days"
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"- at the beach. - Are we bad parent?"
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"makes you a great parent."
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"- Okay. - You're the best."
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"Well.. Well... Close."
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"Still pretty shitty. Yeah. Yea."
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"- Grab a bag. - Going for a hike."
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"You're not gonna see that from a plane."
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"No, an airplane is pretty much the best place"
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"to see a sunset,"
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"but keep selling me on the road trip."
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"Another game of accents?"
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"Maybe from the Highlands of Scotland?"
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