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Clips from The Detour - The Pilot (S01E01)

"Aye,"
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"now there's an accent I can do."
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"You know, it was a bumpy start for sure,"
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"and we were all a little closer because of it."
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"Oh, cut it with the "we all learned a lot" bullshit."
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"This isn't a good-natured exposé"
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"on the inner workings"
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"of the modern family dynamic, Mr. Parker."
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"This is a federal investigation."
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"Um... What exactly is going on here?"
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"- Do I need a lawyer? - I don't know. Do you?"
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"I don't know. I just asked you that question,"
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"Okay, we're in second."
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"- I'm trying my best. - That's the disappointing part, Honey."
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"- Pop. - Pop it."
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"All right, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go."
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"- What?! - Gas!"
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"- Brake! - Turn it!"
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"Sounds great. Everybody can have a nice, long nap in the car."
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"- please? - No, I'm trying to catch you.."
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"Whatchu doing there?"
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"We don't discuss thins anymore."
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"- I don't think they do that. - That's awesome!"
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"When do we ever get to do this?"
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"I'm going to the bathroom!"
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"- Okay. - Become better parents."
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"For what? Why doesn't anyone tell me anything?"
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"Yeah, I do."
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"Wipes, more wipes,"
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"Do we owe you money, by any chance?"
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"on an empty stomach, okay?"
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"- Go around! - Open the door!"
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"Listen, I'm sorry. As you can see,"
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"and you're left to clean up the mess."
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"Together."
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"Yeah, sure."
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"Now let's get the hell out of Penis-lavania, huh?"
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"I just have to get out and give it a little push. Can I steer?"
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"Teach my boy how to drive on a family vacation?"
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"The fact that you would even ask that question"
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"Well, he's only 11, so..."
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"All right, guys, let's saddle up, huh?"
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"Look at that sunset."
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"You sound more like a pirate."
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"You just did it again."
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"I'm a mess."
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"Whoo! Road trip!"
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"That's your shake move? Pull over?"
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"Yeah, right, like she can fly a plane."
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"Call 9-1-1, Jared."
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"Wonder if they have that double nozzle"
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"All right, kids, listen to me. Listen to me."
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"Okay, just listen, all right?"
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"Let's go."
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"- It's our trip car. - We're going to the airport."
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"Baby, girl, we all do."
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"Bring it back."
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"Then you take your foot off the clutch when I say so,"
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"- What? - No, that's the gas!"
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"Did you change the whole thing on me?"
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"The car reeks from the kindness of strippers,"
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"Son? These people drug you?"
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"Oh."
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"Everybody gets a vote this time."
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"We're having a moment here."
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"- You don't fish for flamingos. - Yeah, you do. Toddy told me."
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"I really feel like I should be steering."
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"and wake up on the beach."
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"No, no, come on, come on, come on."
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"- I... well, she's not a secret anymore. - No. Is she pretty?"
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"I can't believe you're making me pay a cover for this."
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"It's called trying to save the company, you dicks!"
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"- What the... - All right."
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"Sorry, what?"
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"Can I be a trucker when I grow up?"
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"But I should've noticed the banana spanking the girl."
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"but don't worry. She handled it like a pro."
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"He says he's the oracle."
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"Don't! Hey! Hey!"
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"Like a bird of winter, we fly north to the beach."
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"So that's pretty much the story."
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"and you just answered my question"
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"- with another question. - Did I?"
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"Sounds like someone needs a hearing aid."
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