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Clips from Veep - Full Disclosure (S01E01)

Thanks, buddy.

"Thanks, buddy."

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Dan is so good. He's come such a long way.

"Dan is so good. He's come such a long way."

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Would you like Dan to get you anything?

"Would you like Dan to get you anything?"

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An iced tea would be great.

"An iced tea would be great."

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You know what? That sounds really good.

"You know what? That sounds really good."

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From the place that we like eight blocks away.

"From the place that we like eight blocks away."

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Sure, okay.

"Sure, okay."

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Oh, no, no.

"Oh, no, no."

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He can't.

"He can't."

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God, she is gonna go ape-shit menstrual over this.

"God, she is gonna go ape-shit menstrual over this."

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"

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Well, I was gonna say that brings a smile to my face,

"Well, I was gonna say that brings a smile to my face,"

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but that would be safe, wouldn't it, ma'am?

"but that would be safe, wouldn't it, ma'am?"

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Okay, yes. I'm afraid I have to go, gentlemen.

"Okay, yes. I'm afraid I have to go, gentlemen."

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It's the Secret Service, for Christ's sake.

"It's the Secret Service, for Christ's sake."

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We have an enemy and I want a name and a severed head that answers to that name,

"We have an enemy and I want a name and a severed head that answers to that name,"

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What? What's going on?

"What? What's going on?"

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She says she’s an environmentalist, but she vetoes environmental protection.

"She says she’s an environmentalist, but she vetoes environmental protection."

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Oh, yeah, I see.

"Oh, yeah, I see."

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Well, that Secret Service clown has obviously leaked this.

"Well, that Secret Service clown has obviously leaked this."

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Dan, what do you think about this?

"Dan, what do you think about this?"

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

Veep

But the thing is, is that I still think

"But the thing is, is that I still think"

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Massages at the residence. The press will obsess about those.

"Massages at the residence. The press will obsess about those."

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-No.Nope. -No?

"-No.Nope. -No?"

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Because if anyone thought this office

"Because if anyone thought this office"

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You know?

"You know?"

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I know.

"I know."

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I'm sorry to hear

"I'm sorry to hear"

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Um, here's the deal, though. On top of everything else,

"Um, here's the deal, though. On top of everything else,"

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Nodding thing supposed to mean?

"Nodding thing supposed to mean?"

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I don't know. Maybe the thrill is gone.

"I don't know. Maybe the thrill is gone."

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I think you'd better get out of my office.

"I think you'd better get out of my office."

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Just...

"Just..."

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AMY: Thank you all for coming on such short notice.

"AMY: Thank you all for coming on such short notice."

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-Have at it. -Get it while it's hot.

"-Have at it. -Get it while it's hot."

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I hear it's pretty nice there.

"I hear it's pretty nice there."

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Whistle-blowing makes it sound patriotic.

"Whistle-blowing makes it sound patriotic."

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No, you were transferred for being jocular and over familiar.

"No, you were transferred for being jocular and over familiar."

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Oh, for what? Oh.

"Oh, for what? Oh."

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There are 3,000 people on the White House payroll, Jonah.

"There are 3,000 people on the White House payroll, Jonah."

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Who's the VP Liaison, Amy?

"Who's the VP Liaison, Amy?"

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West Wing. Jonah.

"West Wing. Jonah."

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MALE REPORTER: It seems the Veep’s ofﬁce has compounded the problem

"MALE REPORTER: It seems the Veep’s ofﬁce has compounded the problem"

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Did you say those things, Mike?

"Did you say those things, Mike?"

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-Oh, outstanding, Gary. -Yeah.

"-Oh, outstanding, Gary. -Yeah."

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-No, I know. -I thought I was fucking you in private.

"-No, I know. -I thought I was fucking you in private."

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-Her mother, actually. -What the hell?

"-Her mother, actually. -What the hell?"

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Okay. Okay.

"Okay. Okay."

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Oh, thank you. Thank you so much.

"Oh, thank you. Thank you so much."

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What? What's a good thing?

"What? What's a good thing?"

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Oh, did I miss anything?

"Oh, did I miss anything?"

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-AMY: Nothing. -You want something from me.

"-AMY: Nothing. -You want something from me."

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(CLEARS THROAT)

"(CLEARS THROAT)"

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You don't know about an email that basically confirms

"You don't know about an email that basically confirms"

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Oh, just something like,

"Oh, just something like,"

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-We were at my place. -That's not protocol.

"-We were at my place. -That's not protocol."

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I'm closer to her than you are.

"I'm closer to her than you are."

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Thanks, guys.

"Thanks, guys."

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You knew?

"You knew?"

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Ma'am?

"Ma'am?"

Veep

You have to...

"You have to..."

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Okay, um...

"Okay, um..."

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Baby on board. That kind of thing?

"Baby on board. That kind of thing?"

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Okay, well, it's like the old Amy talking there.

"Okay, well, it's like the old Amy talking there."

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Okay, thank you, Mike.

"Okay, thank you, Mike."

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Father, no.

"Father, no."

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Well, don't sweat it. I can still bust some moves in this town.

"Well, don't sweat it. I can still bust some moves in this town."

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I was telling the guys about my riding mower I got.

"I was telling the guys about my riding mower I got."

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Yeah, and technically we didn't put two oil guys on Clean Jobs Task Force.

"Yeah, and technically we didn't put two oil guys on Clean Jobs Task Force."

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Yes, sir. Went to Iraq with the Veep.

"Yes, sir. Went to Iraq with the Veep."

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Just want to make sure you're doing okay, Martin.

"Just want to make sure you're doing okay, Martin."

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I hope you find out first. I really do.

"I hope you find out first. I really do."

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There, that's three animals for you.

"There, that's three animals for you."

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I don't think I've ever seen you sidle.

"I don't think I've ever seen you sidle."

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We should form a suicide pact. All right?

"We should form a suicide pact. All right?"

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Because three is better than two.

"Because three is better than two."

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Keith at Reuters says Secret Service story, it's out there.

"Keith at Reuters says Secret Service story, it's out there."

Veep

Yes, ma'am?

"Yes, ma'am?"

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Why should I help you guys?

"Why should I help you guys?"

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I mean, seriously. I am not gonna let go the one person in this core group

"I mean, seriously. I am not gonna let go the one person in this core group"

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Oh, yeah, you mean like firing Amy?

"Oh, yeah, you mean like firing Amy?"

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-Your tea is almost ready. -Thank you.

"-Your tea is almost ready. -Thank you."

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Right. Yeah.

"Right. Yeah."

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I thought you were about to fire me.

"I thought you were about to fire me."

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Bust some moves? Really, Mike?

"Bust some moves? Really, Mike?"

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We have to check Sue's calendar,

"We have to check Sue's calendar,"

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All right, you know what? Let's get in my office right now.

"All right, you know what? Let's get in my office right now."

Veep

Okay. What?

"Okay. What?"

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Oh, I know.

"Oh, I know."

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But you need to do it very sensitively.

"But you need to do it very sensitively."

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And then you got that pregnancy rumor flying around

"And then you got that pregnancy rumor flying around"

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Nothing about Sidney Purcell having access to Clean Jobs, all right?

"Nothing about Sidney Purcell having access to Clean Jobs, all right?"

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Or, we

"Or, we"

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And service as in, ”You work for me, okay?

"And service as in, ”You work for me, okay?"

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Um, Dan, listen, do I have anything that I need to be worried about?

"Um, Dan, listen, do I have anything that I need to be worried about?"

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I mean, I don't know what you did or didn't do,

"I mean, I don't know what you did or didn't do,"

Veep

(PHONE RINGING)

"(PHONE RINGING)"

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It's exactly that. It's a very homeland security angle... Issue.

"It's exactly that. It's a very homeland security angle... Issue."

Veep

So no apologies?

"So no apologies?"

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(DOOR CLOSES)

"(DOOR CLOSES)"

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Sorry, Gary.

"Sorry, Gary."

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Dan folded pretty quick.

"Dan folded pretty quick."

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that actually gives a shit about me.

"that actually gives a shit about me."

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What does that mean?

"What does that mean?"

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This is going in with the dirty dishes, man.

"This is going in with the dirty dishes, man."

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Oh, it's fine. It's fine.

"Oh, it's fine. It's fine."

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I just think that this could blow up in all of our faces.

"I just think that this could blow up in all of our faces."

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All right, obviously it is not gonna be full disclosure.

"All right, obviously it is not gonna be full disclosure."

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Why would you be writing that down?

"Why would you be writing that down?"

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-Okay? -Okay.

"-Okay? -Okay."

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Okay,

"Okay,"

Veep

The press was supposed to pick on those damn back facials.

"The press was supposed to pick on those damn back facials."

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(PHONE RINGING)

"(PHONE RINGING)"

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Though there's room for one now.

"Though there's room for one now."

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That was fun.

"That was fun."

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Why would we let you in on our suicide pact?

"Why would we let you in on our suicide pact?"

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Do you mean un-redacting?

"Do you mean un-redacting?"

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Which is why if one of us goes, we all go.

"Which is why if one of us goes, we all go."

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Is he the father?

"Is he the father?"

Veep

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