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Clips from Seinfeld - The Little Kicks (S08E08)

"...but because of different reasons altogether."
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"Yeah? Come on up."
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"But he's a big fan of the genre."
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"You know, I'd consider it a personal favor to me."
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"Yeah, I guess I do owe you. Yeah."
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"-No, I'm okay. -There's no problem, really."
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"I'm fine."
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"-He's right in there, boy. -Yeah, okay."
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"The food was good."
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"Yeah, so, I didn't miss anything?"
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"Well, actually, you did miss one little nugget of entertainment."
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"Have you ever seen Elaine dance?"
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"Elaine danced?"
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"It was more like a full-body dry heave set to music."
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"Did she do the little kicks and the thumbs?"
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"-Wait, you mean you know about this? -For some time."
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"I never knew what to say to her about it."
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"It was one of those problems I hoped would just go away."
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"And by then you've lost interest."
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"What made him get that thing?"
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"Well, during that period when my folks were separated, he went a little crazy."
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"Not a very long trip."
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"-Brody's in. -I don't even have the extra ticket yet."
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"Well, you better get on the horn."
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"I'm telling you, Jerry, I'm getting a vibe."
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"If I didn't know better, I'd say the staff completely lost respect for me."
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"How could that be?"
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"Well, Jerry, I mean, it's like the feeling is palpable."
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"Could it have something to do with the party?"
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"No, George was there. He said he had a great time."
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"It's George. I bet you this is somehow George-related."
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"-Oh, what are you talking about? -He's like a virus."
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"...and the next thing you know, the entire staff is infected."
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"Now you're talking crazy."
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"All right. Then, Jerry, if that's not what it is, you tell me. What is it?"
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"Have a minute to approve some copy?"
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"Oh, yeah. Sure, sure."
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"So did you have a good time at the party last night?"
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"It was a real kick."
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"Hey, did you happen to speak to my friend George?"
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"As a matter of fact, I did."
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"Well, listen, you would be wise to keep your distance from him."
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"Why? He seems harmless."
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"Oh, he's not. He's very harmful."
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"-Really? -Oh, trust me."
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"He's a bad seed, he's a horrible seed."
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"He's one of the worst seeds I've ever seen."
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"And you two are friends?"
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"Yeah, we're good friends."
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"So this Anna called me from out of the blue."
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"-Maybe Elaine put in a good word. -No, no. See, that's the thing."
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"Anna told me Elaine said I was one of the worst seeds she'd ever seen."
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"Interesting. She doesn't care for you."
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"Then a stern warning."
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"Suddenly a phone call."
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"I'm the bad boy."
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"I've never been the bad boy."
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"Yes. Yes, yes."
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"The bad fiancÈ, bad dinner guest, bad credit risk."
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"Okay, the point is made."
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"The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen."
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"The bad tipper."
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"Half of show business is here."
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"Oh, there's Brody. Brody, over here."
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"-Hey, Kramer. -Yeah."
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"That's quite a feedbag you're working on there."
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"It's for all of us. Is there a problem?"
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"Brody. Brody, come on, he's just kidding."
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"He's a joke maker. Tell him, Jerry."
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"I'm a joke maker."
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"All right, here we go."
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"Hey."
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"What the hell is he doing?"
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"Does what?"
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"He's making a copy of the movie for sale on the street."
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"May I see you outside for a moment, please?"
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"-No, I want to watch the movie. -Outside!"
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"Come on."
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"-Hey, have you seen Anna? -Just left to meet your friend George."
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"-The park, why? -Don't you see?"
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"George is in the bloodstream."
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"You stay away from him too."
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"What do you mean, bootlegging the movie?"
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"It's a perfectly legitimate business."
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"-It's not legitimate. -It's a business."
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"-Where did you meet this guy? -Friend of a friend."
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"You know Corky Ramirez up on 94th Street?"
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"One day he and l are playing pachinko--"
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"Kramer."
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"You know, I'm not supposed to be talking to you."
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"No one's putting a gun to your head."
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"Do I scare you?"
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"A little."
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"Yeah."
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"She's a sweet ride."
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"Maybe."
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"Well, is it, or isn't it?"
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"I guess not."
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"-Stay away from her. -Hey, I didn't do nothing."
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"You heard me, young lady. Get in the car."
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"And you! You should know better."
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"I don't want you infecting my staff."
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"Lighten up."
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"Go get them, Death Blow."
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"Are you okay?"
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"I got a cramp."
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"Well, it's no wonder. You ate that entire bag of candy."
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"There it goes again."
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"Kramer, you gotta drive me home."
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"Jerry, finish shooting the movie for me."
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"Are you nuts? No way I'm holding that thing."
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"...we would have eaten some. Serves him right."
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"Okay. Let's everybody just relax."
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"-Jerry, take the camera. -All right, I'm taking the camera."
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"Oh, man."
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"So how was the rest of Death Blow?"
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"How was the rest of Death Blow?"
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"I thought that Hawaiian guy had it coming to him, huh?"
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"...and then the guy forces me to bootleg a movie at gunpoint?"
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"He's quite a character, isn't he?"
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