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Clips from Seinfeld - The Little Kicks (S08E08)

"He came by here last night at 3:00 in the morning to pick up the tape."
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"I was scared out of my mind."
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"-Yup. -It's Brody."
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"Yeah, come on up. It's Brody, he's coming."
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"What? Are you crazy? I don't want to see this guy again."
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"Jerry, you did him a favor."
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"What if I didn't do it right?"
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"It's your first time. He'll understand."
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"People with guns don't understand."
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"That's why they get guns. Too many misunderstandings."
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"-Hey, Brody. -Hi."
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"Jerry, I have to talk to you about the tape."
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"-Yeah. -I've never seen such beautiful work."
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"-What? -You're a genius."
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"The zoom-ins, the framing, I was enchanted."
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"Well..."
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"I got another project for you. Here, go ahead."
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"It's a movie called Cry, Cry Again."
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"I was gonna give it to one of my other guys, but it's an arty movie..."
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"...and quite frankly, they don't have the sensibility."
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"-May I use your phone? -Yeah, yeah. It's under the couch."
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"Look at you. You got another gig, huh?"
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"I don't want another gig."
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"I'm not doing this."
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"But you have a gift. Look, Jerry, this is not your little comedy act."
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"We're talking feature films here."
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"We're talking federal crime here."
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"-May I borrow this, please? -Yeah, yeah, sure."
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"You need a glove?"
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"l pressed through the rushes, and there..."
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"...feet kicking up dust."
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"What? What is so funny?"
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"Sorry, I got hung up."
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"At Yankee Stadium."
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"This? It's mine."
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"Oh, really? Because it looks a little big for you."
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"It looks like something a short, stocky..."
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"...slow-witted, bald man..."
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"...might wear."
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"The French guy fell off his bike."
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"No, no, no..."
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"...no, no, no."
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"What were you thinking when you shot this?"
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"-What? That's fine. -You know what this scene is about?"
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"Yeah, it's about a guy buying a loaf of bread."
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"No. Bread is his soul."
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"He's trying to buy back a loaf of his soul."
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"Wha-- Where?"
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"-He's not gonna know the difference. -I don't care about Brody."
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"I was up on 96th Street today."
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"There was a little kid, couldn't have been more than 1 0 years old."
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"He was asking a street vendor if he had any other bootlegs..."
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"That's who I care about."
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"...because his parent or guardian won't let him see..."
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"...the excessive violence and strong sexual content..."
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"...you and I take for granted."
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"So you'll do the movie?"
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"Oh. Oh, man. I sat in gum."
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"I have to."
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"But I'm gonna need to storyboard this whole thing."
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"Why did I let George go to that party?"
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"I mean, we were having so much fun."
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"I mean, we were wining, we were dining, we were dancing."
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"Please."
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"-What? -This...thing."
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"-It's dancing. -No, no. That ain't dancing, sally."
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"I dance fine."
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"You stink."
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"He doesn't know what he's talking about."
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"Jerry?"
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"I'm a good dancer, right?"
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"Jerry, do I stink?"
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"All right. You're beyond stink."
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"But I really enjoy dancing."
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"And that's not helping either."
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"That's why you're having trouble with your staff, not because of George."
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"It's that bad?"
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"Have you ever seen yourself?"
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"Please, please. Not in my home."
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"I have Anna here. There's something I want to say to both of you."
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"Yo, Anna."
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"You don't wanna know."
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"Well, listen, I feel really horrible about..."
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"...trying to keep you two apart, and I just wanted to apologize."
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"Well, George, I just want you to hear me say to Anna..."
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"...that you're a good and decent person."
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"Pick up the phone, Elaine. Pick it up."
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"Elaine, get off the speaker!"
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"-What? -You are ruining everything."
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"Yeah, yeah. That's it. More of that. Difficult, I'm a difficult seed."
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"So where's the tape?"
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"Oh, no, I didn't shoot this one. I'm just scouting the location."
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"-I need the tape. -You'll get your tape."
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"But here's what I need. I'm gonna need three cameras..."
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"...for the guys running them. I want to be able to talk to them."
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"Are you out of your mind?"
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"-Kramer, l-- You know.... -Yeah. I know, Jerry, it's okay."
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"Yeah, look, Brody, Jerry wants to do the bootleg."
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"...and then nobody's happy."
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"Just shoot the damn thing so I can get it out on the street."
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"All right, that's it. I can't work like this."
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"-Jerry-- -I'm off the project."
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"Jerry!"
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"Well, I'm the good boy again."
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"Can you believe that?"
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"They think they can get anyone to shoot these bootlegs."
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"Anna actually has respect for me now."
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"The sad thing is, it's the kids that suffer."
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"Listen, man, you gotta shoot this movie for me."
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"I'm not doing this anymore. I don't know what I was thinking."
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"Did you say dangerous?"
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"I'm a bootlegger."
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"Isn't that illegal?"
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"I could do hard time for this one. And community service."
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"Is this your FiberCon?"
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"Get out of my way!"
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"Jerry, George got arrested."
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"-What? -Yeah. He went down at the Beekman."
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"He tried to lam, but they cheesed him."
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"What are we gonna do?"
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