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Clips from Seinfeld - The Doll (S07E07)

"Know what this means? My parents are gonna go back to Florida."
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"What number is this?"
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"Oh, I'm terribly sorry."
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"Yeah, well, I'm really happy for you."
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"Hey, you're not giving it to me, man. What's wrong?"
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"I just took a bath, Jerry. A bath."
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"- No good? - It's disgusting."
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"All kinds of microscopic parasites and organisms..."
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"...having sex all around me."
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"Jerry, that was super-heated water. Nothing could live in that."
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"- Chicken? - Oh, yeah."
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"- Poppy seeds. - Poppy seeds."
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"- Here you want some chicken? - Yeah, thanks."
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"Hopefully I'll get my job back, and I will be on my way to Africa."
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"Hello, Jerry. Well, I may have a solution to our little problem."
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"I have a private matter to discuss with my fellow tenants."
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"If you don't mind..."
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"- Jerry- - Look, sister, go get yourself..."
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"...a cup of coffee, all right? Beat it."
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"And from what I hear, the Serbs are fanatic about their showers."
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"Nevertheless, sometime this afternoon..."
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"...behind the market diner, an unmarked van will be waiting."
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"I'm expecting the call at any time."
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"So, Georgie, we have some big news for you."
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"- Big news? - We're moving to Florida."
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"For you! I'm so happy for you!"
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"- It's because of the Seinfelds. - What do you mean?"
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"No one tells Frank Costanza what to do!"
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"Oh, every chance I get."
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"Jerry, Jerry! I'm busting, I'm busting!"
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"- Well, what's going on? - My parents are moving to Florida!"
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"- Are you kidding? - Can you believe it? It's happening!"
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"It's finally happening, I'm free!"
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"- Well, where are they moving to? - Del Boca Vista."
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"- I know. - We can visit together."
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"Every five years!"
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"- Why? - To spite your parents."
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"- To spite my parents? - Yeah."
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"- I don't believe it. - Fantastic."
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"- My parents are moving back too. - Beautiful!"
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"I'm sorry Leo's moving back here. I'm not ready to go back to Florida."
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"Hello?"
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"- This is Frank Costanza. - What do you want?"
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"You think you can k eep us out of Florida?"
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"We're gonna be in the clubhouse."
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"We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court..."
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"...and I dare you to keep me out!"
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"I can't believe I didn't push for this sooner."
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"The air seems fresher. You'll have more energy..."
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"...and self-confidence than you ever dreamed of."
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"- Oh, hi, Dad. - Is it all right..."
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"What do you mean, you're gonna move in here?"
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"Because the Costanzas are moving in to Del Boca Vista."
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"You gotta have a buffer zone."
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"- They're moving here. - What? Why?"
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"My buffer zone just went from 1200 miles down to two feet."
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"Hey, I'm sorry. You had your buffer zone for many years."
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"I think he may have made a big mistake."
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"- Move back with Lydia? - Come on."
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"You're lucky to have anybody."
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"Last week you told me I was in my prime. I should be swinging."
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"You're bald. You're paunchy."
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"If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than 10 seconds..."
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"...you should hang on to her like grim death."
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"- But she's an anti-Semite. - Can you blame her?"
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"You don't think he minds us staying here, do you?"
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"Why would he mind? We're his parents."
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"- Hi, Elaine. - Hello."
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"- Oh, my God. - What?"
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"It must have been in the chicken."
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"I'm going to the doctor's in a half an hour."
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"What am I gonna do in the bathroom?"
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"I need your sample."
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"I need a clean urine sample from a woman."
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"- I don't know. - Oh, please, Mrs. Seinfeld, please?"
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"Well, what am I gonna do it in?"
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"- Well, one of those glasses. - Jerry's glasses?"
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"I could- Should I use a coffee cup?"
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"- Yeah, coffee cup's fine. - Or maybe I could use a juice glass."
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"Yes, yes. Fine, fine. A juice glass. It's perfect."
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"- ... wash these very well. - Mrs. Seinfeld, choose a glass."
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"All right. I got everything here."
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"- What are you looking for? - Power, man, power."
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"- That's for radiation. - That's right."
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"That's the Commando 450. I don't sell that one."
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"No, that's what we want, the Commando 450."
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"No, believe me. That's only used in the circus for elephants."
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"- Just give it to us. - We'll pay anything."
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"- Give me the money. - We've got the..."
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"- What about Jerry? - He couldn't handle that."
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"He's delicate."
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"It's nice being back at Leo's. Jerry's place was too small."
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"First Leo breaks up, then he goes back."
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"We're installing new low-flow showerheads in all the bathrooms."
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"I don't like the sound of that."
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"So as a result of your test being free of opium..."
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"What a load off."
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"So when are we going to Africa?"
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"What? Why not?"
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"You have the metabolism of a 68-year-old woman."
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"But I wanted to see the Bushmen."
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"Oh, and one more thing."
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"You may have osteoporosis."
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"At least the Costanzas changed their mind about moving."
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"You have no idea."
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"Take my swim trunks. I won't need them."
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"What does he want with your swim trunks?"
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"Why should they go to waste?"
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"How was the plane? You must be hungry."
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"Not the Masai, the sandals."
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"- How long they been doing this? - Thirty years."
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"Yeah. All right. Well, I got some people here."
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"...because it's a local call now."
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"I can't handle this. Plus, I got the dinners, I got the pop-ins."
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"The only way out is if Leo breaks up with his girlfriend..."
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"You're in the prime of your life here. You should be swinging."
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"Believe me, I thought about it..."
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"I'm gonna look like a giant to those guys."
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"I don't take opium."
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"- You too, huh? - Yeah."
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