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Clips from Seinfeld - The Doll (S07E07)

"- I'm not Kramer. - You? What about me?"
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"- They got you too? - This is awful."
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"I, too, once fell under the spell of opium."
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"The price? Your soul."
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"...but if you'd conduct the psychopath convention down the hall..."
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"How could I have tested positive twice?"
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"What?"
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"I'm sitting there in a tepid pool of my own filth."
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"Well, you used to sit in that hot tub."
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"So I'm gonna get tested again later."
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"Not from the footage I've seen."
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"- Are you in? - I'm down."
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"...if we move in with you for a little while?"
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"- What was that? - Nothing. A bottle broke, that's all."
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"A poppy seed."
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"Oh, I'm dead."
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"Low-flow?"
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"I'm afraid I can't take you."
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"Elaine, according to your urine analysis, you're menopausal."
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"First thing I'm gonna do when I get back to Florida is take a shower."
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"...because as you may or may not know..."
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"- I'll need a urine sample. - Right."
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"You've got beautiful features, lovely skin."
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"Well, keep looking."
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"Hey. Hey, how is Florida, huh?"
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"- That's incredible. - You know why they're moving there?"
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"- Your parents are crazy. - I know, they're out of their mind."
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"You coming to The Tonight Show?"
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"You need help."
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"- But it's a big complex. - You don't understand."
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"I gotta go see my Uncle Leo."
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"What extremities?"
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"What the hell's going on?"
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"When's the last time you looked in the mirror? You're an Adonis."
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"You gotta do something."
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"You're moving to Florida?"
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"He's one of these guys that anything goes wrong..."
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"She's a real tiger."
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"Del Boca Vista.But they're not quite ready to go back..."
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"- They couldn't bear leaving George. - George must be happy about that."
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"All kinds of sounds are emanating from your body 24 hours a day."
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"I am not addicted to anything."
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"That's where my parents are gonna live."
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"You get to a point with your parents..."
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"Hey, the super's in my bathroom changing my showerhead."
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"I'll get back to you."
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"Not a chance."
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"You bet on the games, you clean up."
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"You're fired."
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"Actually, I'm drunk."
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"Well, this you're not gonna believe."
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"We're moving in lock, stock and barrel."
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"You have no idea how your life is gonna improve as a result of this."
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"What?"
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"You know what you're doing, don't you?"
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"Look at you. You're disgusting."
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"...Hydra Jet Flow, Stockholm Superstream, you name it."
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"You gotta do me a favour."
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"All right, I'll..."
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"...limiting yourself to one woman. I don't know. It's none of my business."
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"If I were you, I'd tell this Lydia character:"
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"...in search of a Mongolian horsehair vest."
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"Just a taste,he said. That was all it took."
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"I was gonna meet the Bushmen of the Kalahari."
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"Kramer, my parents are gonna have to move back to Florida. Isn't that great?"
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"All right, fine. Come over here."
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"Pick a glass, Mrs. Seinfeld."
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"Like Silkwood."
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"- ... I am reinstating you. - Oh, yes!"
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"- Well, it's been a great visit. - Jerry, I'll tell you."
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