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Clips from Seinfeld - The Doll (S07E07)

"Oh, come on."
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"- Sure. My parents will be there. - The Tonight Show?"
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"- Have they changed yours? - No, he's doing mine next."
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"- They're low-flow, you know. - Low-flow?"
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"Well, I don't like the sound of that."
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"Well, they were humiliated."
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"After the impeachment, my father left office in disgrace."
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"- So, what are their plans? - Well, this is the problem."
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"...so they're in seclusion here for a while at Uncle Leo's."
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"- In fact, he moved in with her. - Uncle Leo's having regular sex?"
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"...at The Tonight Show on Thursday?"
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"- You gotta be there at 4:30. - But it comes on at 11:30."
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"Yeah, well, they tape it in the afternoon and then they air it at 11:30."
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"All right. I'll see you later."
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"Georgie, how come your parents never moved to Florida?"
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"Yeah, that is odd, isn't it?"
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"- You're all grown-up. - Yeah, they're through ruining my life."
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"Let me see this pamphlet."
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"Your father likes a lot of ice."
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"I don't know. Maybe get an ice tray?"
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"- I can do that. - You know, Dad just called me."
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"- Okay. - All right, bye."
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"- You see this? - What?"
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"Any thought pops into their head, they call me..."
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"I'm used to a 1200-mile buffer zone."
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"- They pop in. It's brutal. - Any idea when they're going back?"
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"How's that gonna happen?"
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"It's about time you called your uncle. We gotta do this once a week."
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"So how's Lydia?"
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"I don't know how you do it."
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"- What? - Well, a man like you..."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"- Well- - Look at this."
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"I told them medium rare. It's medium."
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"He has no idea who you are."
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"They don't just overcook a hamburger, Jerry."
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"Fine. Anyway, the point I was making..."
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"...before Goebbels made your hamburger here is this:"
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"Come on, Uncle Leo, I've seen the way women look at you."
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"It's been real."
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"Move back into that bachelor pad and put out a sign:"
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"Open for business."
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"...but she is so perfect in every way, I can't see a flaw."
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"Do you realize how short the Kalahari Bushmen are?"
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"It appears you will not be accompanying me to Africa."
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"What? Why not?"
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"I'm afraid it's your urine, Elaine."
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"- Opium? - That's right, Elaine."
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"White Lotus. Yam-yam."
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"I'm afraid I'll just have to find someone else to accompany me on my journey."
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"The Dark Continent is no place for an addict, Elaine."
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"Obviously, Mr. Peterman, there's something wrong with this test."
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"Let me take another one, please? I'll call the doctor right now."
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"I'll take a pop urine test."
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"- All right, Elaine. - Oh, thank you, Mr. Peterman."
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"Boy, it's cold outside, huh?"
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"Oh, these New York winters."
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"I was out for five minutes before. I couldn't feel my extremities."
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"You know what the temperature in Florida is today?"
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"Seventy-nine."
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"That's almost 80."
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"...is 81. And in Queens, 73."
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"So, George, why are you here?"
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"What's this?"
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"- Yeah? - You know what they got in Florida?"
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"Jai alai."
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"You can swim with the dolphins there."
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"I don't swim."
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"Well, you could pet them."
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"They come right out of the water onto the sidewalks."
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"Be it here in Queens..."
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"...or 1200 miles away."
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"No?"
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"These showers are horrible. There's no pressure."
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"If I don't have a good shower, I am not myself. I feel weak and ineffectual."
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"I got The Tonight Show tonight."
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"- Where you going? - Well, I gotta find another shower."
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"I'm not Newman."
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"- What's wrong with your shower? - There's no water pressure."
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"- Why didn't you go see Jerry? - Jerry's got nothing."
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"Newman's got nothing. You're the one who's got the good stuff."
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"I won't have you turning my office into a den of iniquity!"
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"- What's wrong with you? - Get your fix somewhere else!"
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"Go on, beat it!"
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"- Mr. Peterman, what are you doing? - Elaine, you're out of control."
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"It was 1979. I was traveling the Yangtze..."
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"Oh, for God's sake."
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"I had got to the market after sundown. All of the clothing traders had gone."
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"Mr. Peterman, I don't know what's going on here."
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"Oh, Elaine."
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"Here, wrap it up. We'll take it home."
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"- Hello. - Hi, Estelle."
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"Oh, Jerry, I don't know how you can do this."
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"I know. We were looking at the brochure."
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"- You what? - Why, you thinking of moving?"
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"- Not really. - Because if you are, you shouldn't."
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"There's nothing available there."
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"Are you telling me there's not one condo available in Del Boca Vista?"
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"That's right. They went like hotcakes."
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"- How'd you get yours? - Got lucky."
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"Are you trying to keep us out of Del Boca Vista?"
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"...so I could just get a little personal space."
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"Once, I can understand. That's a mistake. But twice?"
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"Yeah, it's hard to figure."
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"I mean, I've lost my job. I can't go to Africa."
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"- The Bushmen? - And the Bushwomen."
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"Excuse me. I couldn't help overhearing."
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"I notice you're eating a poppy seed muffin there."
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"Yeah, I eat these muffins all the time."
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"Poppies!"
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"Welcome back. Talking with Jerry Seinfeld."
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"Jerry, let me ask you, I saw some people back there..."
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"- ... they look lik e family. Is that family? - I got some family backstage."
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"- Yeah? - Yeah."
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"My Uncle Leo, I had lunch with him the other day."
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"Know what I mean? The spaghetti's not al dente? Cook, anti-Semite."
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"- Right there, yeah. - Loses a bet on a horse?"
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"- Secretariat, anti-Semitic. - Even the horse- Even the animal."
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"Listen to this. My Uncle Leo broke up with his girlfriend because of my bit."
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"She thought it was funny, so he accused her of being an anti-Semite."
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