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Clips from Seinfeld - The Dinner Party (S05E05)
"My stomach. I feel like I'm gonna throw up."
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"- Wait. What about your vomit streak? - I know."
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"I haven't thrown up since June 29, 1980."
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"- Sorry. - Sorry?"
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"Jerry, I think he broke my toe."
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"Where-? Where you going?"
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"Fourteen years down the drain."
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"You think chickens have individual personalities?"
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"I don't know."
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"Could you tell five chickens apart..."
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"...just by the way they acted? Or would they all be walking around:"
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"If they have individual personalities, I'm not sure we should be eating them."
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"What's the matter with you?"
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"Can I help you guys with anything?"
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"We're blocked in by some car double-parked."
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"Just waiting for the guy to pull out."
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"Well, wait outside. This isn't a hang out."
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"- But my friend here has hypothermia. - Hypothermia."
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"All right, guys."
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"Take it outside."
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"You're paying for these."
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"- How was it? - Good as it gets."
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"You know, that coat was Gore-Tex."
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"I can't stop shaking."
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"I'm cold too. At least you got a coat."
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"Let's get in the car."
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"Oh, my God. That's Saddam Hussein, the dictator."
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"I told you. I told you."
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"I wouldn't walk around without a coat."
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"You'll catch your death of cold. So long."
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"Can I get you anything else?"
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"- Oh, no, thanks. - How about a nice box of scram?"
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"Somebody double-parked. We couldn't help it."
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"Might've been Saddam Hussein. We're not sure."
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"He had a British accent, though."
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"Somebody put a cane on my foot..."
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"And what is that smell? What, are you drunk?"
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"- I had to give it to the liquor store guy. - What for?"
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"I spilled some chardonnay."
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"So, what did you get?"
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"- Cinnamon babka. - Cinnamon?"
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"- Why didn't you get chocolate? - George."
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"What? What? What?"
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"Here. Here's your cake."
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"And your wine."
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"- See you. - See you."
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"...that 75 percent of your body heat..."
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"...is actually lost through the top of the head."
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"But no hat makes a statement quite like the hat with the flaps."
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"The hat with the flaps..."
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"...makes a statement that no other hat makes."
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"This hat says to the world:"
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"...than anything society could possibly offer me."
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"In fact, if you're on trial for a serious crime..."
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"...and your lawyer recommends the insanity defence..."
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"Your Honour, the defence rests."
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"You're telling me, instead of them being happy to see me..."
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"- So, what do you do? - Oh, I get by."
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"We'll read the letters at the dinner table."
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"Yeah."
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"Why don't you watch what you're doing, you lunatic."
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"You know I'm freezing? I'm definitely freezing."
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"...just like the one I'm gonna put up your-"
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"Get off of- Get off of me."
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"Hi."
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"They're gonna be heroes."
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