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Clips from 2 Broke Girls - And the No New Friends (S05E05)

"to something tiny and made in Asia."
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"It's raining, and there is a pig."
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"And then the pig is in the car..."
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"and... I'll be right back."
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"Hey, what do you want to do after work tonight?"
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"Maybe we could go to that trendy new ice cream place"
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"Nah, I'm too tired."
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"I've been on my feet since 2003."
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"Hi, can I get a red velvet... oh, my God, Max Black?"
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"Holy crap. How long has it been?"
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"Let's see. When was I on "Intervention"?"
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"Well, your hair's grown back on the right side,"
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"I'd wait for Max to introduce me,"
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"but she usually tells people"
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"Nice to meet you."
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"Max, I did not think you would still be alive."
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"I owe you $10."
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"I just saw her in "Law and Order.""
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"She owned "deli worker who barely knew the victim.""
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"They usually find me in a trunk."
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"Well, mostly stood around and got drunk,"
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"Nice shop."
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"Looks like you guys have a business together too."
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"Too?"
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"We invented an Uber just for women."
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"except we didn't have an app... or a car."
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"Hey, forget about this cupcake."
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"I just got paid."
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"And by drinks, I mean one PBR each."
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"Do you mind closing up? Thanks."
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"I'll meet you out front."
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"Max, where were you last night?"
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""This show's still on?" to no one."
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"I crashed on Becky's couch,"
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"of which... you're not gonna believe this..."
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"she is the first owner."
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"or was it weird because you've grown apart?"
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"but two wedding albums."
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"Becky can dance her some hora."
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"Fun."
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"Uh, what's happening here?"
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"I guess I just thought we were..."
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"Oh, no, please."
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"It's like watching a bird fly into a window"
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"What, like monogamous?"
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"What is the big deal?"
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"You had friends before we were friends."
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"Bunch of rich bitches."
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"People always say, "Why was there no black friend?""
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"would hang out with those people."
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"He's been waiting to get that off his chest"
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"You know what I just realized?"
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"I've never tried to make friends as a not-rich person."
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"I'm gonna make a friend right now."
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"Cobb salad."
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"Do you have more teeth than me?"
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"Here's you salad. Dressing on the side."
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"I'm sort of a "DOS" gal myself."
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"Thanks."
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"Maybe we should, I don't know, grab a couple salads sometime."
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"No, no."
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"I just think it's cool how brave you were"
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"to put yourself out there like that."
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"I haven't been called cool since I had a black card"
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"I'm Rachel. This is Kathy."
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"You should see where I shower."
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"She should come to our party."
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"She just moved to Williamsburg,"
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"and we're having a party tomorrow."
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"- You should come. - Oh, you know what?"
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"I'm busy tomorrow night because I'm going to your party!"
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"I've seen people with podcasts less desperate for approval."
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"Max, I had the most amazing night."
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"Me too. Becky just left."
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"Not to brag, but she's playing a dead hooker"
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"on "Blue Bloods.""
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"and everybody there were so warm and positive."
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"Uh-huh."
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"who were super driven and focused."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Oh, so it's a cult."
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"How did you get cult from that?"
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"You think the only way I can make friends"
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"is by joining a cult?"
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"No."
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"You could also always have gum."
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"This place is amazing."
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"You were throwing sunflower seeds in my hair."
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"People named Topher shouldn't be allowed"
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"She has seasonal depression."
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"We both do."
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"Hey, Caroline, I'm so glad you could come."
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"Starving."
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"This is Max."
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"Thank you so much for inviting us."
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"Yeah, the last invitation we got was to audition for porn."
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"more of a shout from a convertible."
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""You girls want to do porn?""
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"so in the meantime, just be your awesome self."
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"So see? It's nice here."
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"I also thought peanuts never touched the eggs at the diner,"
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"but then that lady died."
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"Welcome, everyone."
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"Hi, Elaine."
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"love one another"
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"and don't talk to the neighbors."
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"I hate them."
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"Oh, except Jerry."
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"He's getting Lasik."
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"He should've listened. I told him to eat more kale."
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"Now make yourselves at home."
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"You mean don't pay our rent"
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"and hide every time we hear someone in the hall?"
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"our new friend."
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"And you are?"
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"A lady who knows what she wants. I like that."
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"to be a woman."
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"or really anything in the Dijon world."
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"Whoo, she's a tough nut."
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"Except for cashews."
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