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Clips from Haters Back Off! - Rod Trip with My Uncle (S01E01)

"I don't wanna get a stalker coming to my house. [chuckles]"
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"Miranda... Car."
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"No."
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"- No. - Miranda Shirt. No."
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"Miranda Store."
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"Miranda Store."
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"Okay, just stop it. Stop it, okay?"
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"There's an age-old system for this."
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"You simply take the name of the first street you lived on,"
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"plus the name of your first pet, and that gives you your stage name, okay?"
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"So that would be..."
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"- Forty-seventh Street Scabs. - See, perfect."
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"Forty-seventh Street Scabs it is."
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"What a wonderful stage name."
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"Um... can I still call you Miranda?"
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"Yeah, I like my old name better."
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"What... what about Miranda Mooney?"
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"Mooney? Patrick, that's your last name!"
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"[stammering] That's stupid. [chuckles]"
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"So, Forty-seventh Street Scabs Sings it is then."
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"No, no. Miranda Sings."
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"I think it's beautiful."
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"[Keith sighs]"
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"[chuckles] Normally, I give the Lord all the praise for a meal,"
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"but what you have done with this casserole... [chuckles]"
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"is nothing short of a culinary miracle."
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"- Really? - Oh, absolutely."
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"Oh, oh. Allow me. Allow me."
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"Your mother tells me you like to paint."
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"It's not a trick question."
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"Mmm."
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"Um..."
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"Kahlo. Uh, let's see."
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"She painted The Wounded Deer."
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"Yeah. Wow."
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"She did."
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"One of my favorites."
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"[Miranda] Are we there yet?"
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"Hey, Patrick, keep an eye out for any theaters because, uh..."
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"one of them might work."
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"Because it will be the one"
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"that I booked, uh, prior, earlier."
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"Roger that."
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"- [police siren wails] - [gasps]"
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"It's the feds. Let me handle this."
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"Uncle Jim, we don't have time for this."
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"Just tell them I'm a celebrity and they'll let us go."
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"Okay, Uncle Jim, you just need to stay calm and don't freak out!"
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"- I am calm. How do I look? - Try and keep calm."
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"He's here! He's here."
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"Good evening to you, my good sir."
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"- License and registration. - Yes, of course."
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"Oh. [grunts softly]"
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"It should be one of those things."
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"You have any idea why I pulled you over tonight?"
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"In your best estimate,"
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"how long do you think this will take? Like..."
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"are we looking at jail time, possibly, maybe, hopefully?"
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"No."
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"But we will need to impound your vehicle."
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"with the windows and signal lights covered over."
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"Miranda, please!"
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"Let me handle this. Here are the keys,"
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"and be careful backing this thing up because you cannot see a thing."
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"- Uncle Jim! - It's true."
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"I can't see anything. It's a death trap."
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"Okay, thank you."
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"[clears throat]"
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"Well, that went well."
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"That went very well."
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"[crying] How can they do this?"
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"My first world tour and it's ruined."
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"Calling Bethany to help us get home."
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"- [Miranda] What? No! - Wait, we can still make it."
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"We can, uh, hop in a cab or a bus."
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"[stutters] We have to go. Bethany has to take..."
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"Uncle Jim, come on. We're gonna be late. Let's go."
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"I am so sorry, but we don't actually have a..."
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"long walk! Because we're here already."
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"[man on TV] Her artistic style transformed over the course of her life."
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"During her darkest days, she experimented with brush-loading techniques"
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"to add texture to the canvas."
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"In her late twenties, diagnosed with..."
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"[Keith] How's your neck doing?"
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"Oh, well, it's a little lonely. [chuckles]"
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"You probably shouldn't strain yourself, right?"
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"Well, I... I haven't been feeling any pain there."
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"Wouldn't it be a little better with a little support?"
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"- Perfect. - [chuckles]"
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"I know, he's great."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, shoot. You know, I put the neck thing in the bottom drawer,"
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"so he's gonna have a hard time finding it."
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"No, oh, uh, I'll show him. I'll show him."
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"- Thank you. - Yep."
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"[sighs]"
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"I just saw you."
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"Okeydokey."
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"[upbeat music playing]"
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"If we put the doors back on the bathroom stalls,"
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"[sighs and chuckles]"
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"You look exactly like I thought you'd look"
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"based on all the conversations that we've been having"
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"on the phone lately. [chuckles]"
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"I'm... I'm sorry. Can I... Is there... Uh, how can I help you?"
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"and we are going to win that..."
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"- My demands. - That's her rider. Deal with it."
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""A dozen Slurpees, a Chia Pet,"
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"[chuckles] Okay, I feel you on that last one, but, girl, you're crazy."
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"Uh, excuse me?"
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"I did not beat my face for three hours"
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"and snatch my body to perfection to be called "sir.""
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"I am a lady, you crazy cu..."
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"Okay, we need to hurry this up."
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"I think that manish lady-person wants to kill me."
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"Uh... well, you're performing up there on this glass stage,"
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"I think people are gonna see up your skirt."
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"I'm worried about protecting your honor."
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"Who cares about my honor? Everyone's gonna see my tookie!"
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"Stay right there, all right? No peeking now."
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