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Clips from Haters Back Off! - Rod Trip with My Uncle (S01E01)

"- No peeking. - [Bethany] All right. Okay, okay."
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"Okay, you ready?"
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"[Bethany] Mmm-hmm. [Keith] And now!"
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"[chuckles] It's for you to get around."
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"- Oh. - But her legs work fine."
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"Have a seat. I think we should let Bethany decide if her legs work or not."
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"Hey, Mom, are you hearing this?"
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"Well, honey, you know, sometimes my legs get very tired"
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"when I'm standing for, like, a long time."
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"Yeah, so why don't you... ride that nice and slow for me?"
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"Easy, easy, cobra. Hit it, hit it."
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"Oh, oh. Gosh, it's got a sharp turn on it, huh?"
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"- Don't hurt nothing. All right. - [both chuckle]"
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"- Look at you in that. Mmm-hmm. - [Bethany] Okay."
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"[Bethany] Think I got it. [Keith] Ooh. Yeah, uh-huh."
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"No one is gonna see your tookie."
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"- [Miranda] Okay. But what about you? - Don't worry about me."
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"Wait, Uncle Jim, I can see your entire naked legs."
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"You're being completely porn. You need to go hide right now."
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"these are really comfortable."
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"They fit me so well in all the places. [chuckles softly]"
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"Uncle Jim's phone."
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"- I knew this day would come. - Okay, okay. But listen."
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"But listen. He's worse than we thought, and he's really"
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"encouraging Mom's fake illnesses, and I think he has a fetish for sick people."
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"Okay, well, you brought this on yourself."
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"Oh, and by the way, tell Mom that I'm having a great time without her"
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"and I don't miss her at all. [cries]"
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"Here's Patrick."
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"Oh, Emily. Thank goodness you called."
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"What's wrong?"
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"The car got impounded, Miranda's in a fight with a big, beautiful lady,"
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"can you bring some pants for Uncle Jim?"
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"Interesting. Where are you?"
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"[indistinct chatter]"
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"So, please give a warm welcome to Miranda Sings."
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"- [vaudeville music playing] - [scattered applause]"
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"♪ And all that jazz ♪"
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"♪ I'm gonna rouge my knees ♪"
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"♪ And all that jazz ♪"
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"♪ Start the car ♪"
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"♪ Where the gin is cold But the piano's hot ♪"
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"♪ It's just a noisy hall ♪"
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"♪ Where there's a nightly brawl ♪"
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"♪ That ♪"
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"[vocalizing] ♪ Whoopee ♪"
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"♪ And all that jazz ♪"
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"It's too close, Patrick."
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"♪ And all that jazz ♪"
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"[Miranda grunting]"
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"♪ Slick your hair And wear your buckle sh... ♪"
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"Patrick."
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"Patrick, stop."
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"You're too close."
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"Patrick, you're making it very hard for me to do my choreography."
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"♪ I betcha Lucky Lindy Never flew so high ♪"
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"Ow!"
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"♪ Oh, you're gonna see Your shimmy shimmy ♪"
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"[crowd laughing and cheering]"
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"Uncle Jim."
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"Oh, Patrick."
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"- [Miranda] Uncle Jim, do something. - Okay."
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"Just... I'll help you."
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"- [Miranda] Get off the stage. - [scattered applause]"
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"- Oh, thank you. - Uncle Jim, what are you doing?"
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"- Oh! [humming] - Uncle Jim, just get off this stage."
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"[crowd whistling and cheering]"
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"No, no, no. Don't clap for him. Don't clap for him."
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"[crowd continues cheering]"
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"[Miranda] Don't look at that, please."
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"That was not part of the show."
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"Do you see how crazy they are?"
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"I'm just glad you got to see it before you and Mom got too serious."
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"[Miranda] It's not part of it."
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"It's time to move on."
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"Uncle Jim!"
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"Patrick, just let him fall off the stage, okay? It's fine."
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"- Just watch me, please... - Bethany..."
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"We're just a mess, and my mom's not going anywhere."
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"[sighs]"
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"[crowd exclaiming]"
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"[scattered applause and laughter]"
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"- [Emily] Mom? - Right."
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"[Keith] You need me."
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"And deep in that bandaged, broken heart of yours,"
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"- [crowd laughing] - [Miranda] Patrick!"
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"Patrick, just... Let's just jump off, please."
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"No, don't clap for them."
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"Stop, everybody."
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"This has been a lot of fun, Keith. It really has."
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"But if there's one thing I've learned about being a mother, it's..."
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"fun has nothing to do with it."
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"Well, if that's how you feel."
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"- I'm gonna need the Rascal back. - [Miranda] Stop! Stop..."
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"Oh, yes, of course. I understand."
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"It was a cheap, low-grade model anyway."
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"Okay, wow. Just... just... Just wow."
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"Well, I think we can all agree"
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"what the most entertaining act of the evening was."
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"The $100 prize goes to the comedy trio from Tacoma."
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"- This is a wonderful life moment for me. - What? Comedy trio?"
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"No, I'm a solo act."
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"No, we don't accept your stupid check, okay?"
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"[grunts]"
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"Okay. We don't want it."
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"Thanks for nothing."
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"Thank you, though."
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"Thank you."
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"[chuckles]"
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"[Jim] Uh-huh."
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"That's the idea. Just a few more windows"
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"and I'll be able to drive this baby back home."
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"Where's your stupid boyfriend?"
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"He's gone."
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"I made this trip turn out even more perfectly than I could have imagined."
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"We're all winners."
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"[Jim] You just, uh, put it... Let me help you..."
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"Laundry. You have any for me?"
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"- Get out! - No trespassing!"
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"All right, that's enough!"
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