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Clips from Crazyhead - Beaver with a Chainsaw (S01E01)

"- If Suzanne tries to eat you... - Arrgh!"
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"No matter what you hear, you stay in bed."
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"I didn't think I'd ever have this with someone."
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"I was wrong about him."
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"Somewhere they can't find me."
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"Guess we better pack our bikinis."
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"She's the gateway to hell."
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"I'm going to get you Get you"
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"Raise hell"
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"You ever heard of Stockholm Syndrome?"
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"Instead of trying to escape, they start whipping up pancakes"
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"and other labour-intensive comfort foods."
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"It's OK. It's always a risk."
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"OK. I've got a million and one things to do."
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"Yeah, that's me."
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"Why did Coldplay have to come?"
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"sucking the joy out of everything he touches."
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"If he loves his sister,"
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"Uhh, she is poison."
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"He's asking for me."
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"- It's too dangerous. - He nearly died."
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"And just exactly how are you planning on stopping me, Goldilocks?"
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"I'll tell him everything."
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"Don't involve him in this. Don't do that to him."
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"You win, Goldilocks."
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"try and be a bit more sensitive in the future, yeah?"
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"Happy Halloween."
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"I think I'm..."
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"have a little lie down as well."
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"It's just cheese."
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"You're... Too dangerous."
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"It's good to see you."
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"Cos you were all flirting with her?"
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"- What about him? - He's fine. Just leave him asleep."
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"- Ugh. - Shh."
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"I passed my driving test having consumed"
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"I'll come back, as soon as it's safe."
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"Raquel..."
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"Uh..."
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"There was something I'd like to talk to you about."
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"Grab yourself a seat."
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"We made up."
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"it's always a busy day for any mental health professional."
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"Seriously."
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"Depends what you mean by destiny."
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"Ugh! Ugh!"
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"I'm going to rip your head off!"
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"We're so twisted and evil, we even kill our own sperm."
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"- I love this banter. - You killed my dad!"
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"it's all been leading to this moment."
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"You killed him."
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"Falling on you"
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"Huh."
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"Piece of shit!"
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"What do you think?"
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"That's where you're going to open the gates of hell."
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"And that's when the fun really starts."
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"Well, you've forgotten I'm your therapist. I know you."
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"You'll open the gateway"
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"just pain, terror, and unimaginable suffering."
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"Gay Simon? Weird Simon? Simon One Ball?"
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"All hell is going to break loose, literally."
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"We get on a plane and go live on a desert island."
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"Let's just get on a plane."
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"Yeah. From demons, from the future, from me."
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"Well, then I guess we're going balls-out together, aren't we?"
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"I got the all clear. The tumour, it's gone."
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"That's great, man. I'm made up for you."
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"Yeah. About that."
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"Yeah, cool. Catch you later, man."
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"stupid, little girl I met that night."
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"Hats off, really."
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"You already know Mercy."
Crazyhead
"Did they have sex with your mum?"
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"I hope he's going to be awake for the main event."
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"I'm sorry. I should have listened to you."
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"There might not be a next time."
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"I thought I was crazy and then I met you."
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"This is your big moment."
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"Now."
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"Do it!"
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"No! No! No! No!"
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"I know how to stop it!"
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"Go!"
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"Raquel. Raquel."
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"There's something happening here"
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"Everybody look What's going down?"
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"Hey."
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"looking around at their families thinking,"
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"Oh!"
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"I... was..."
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"born... to do this."
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"It's fine."
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"I know you do."
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"Imagine that idiot as a revenant."
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"The world isn't ready for that!"
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"In nomine Patris,"
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"Sicuit fluit cera a facie ignis,"
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"sic pereant peccatores"
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"Jake?"
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"You pissed on me!"
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"OK, moving on!"
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"Who wants a pole up their arse?"
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"Oh, ah-oh"
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"I wanna taste the way that you bleed"
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"... zap her arse."
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"But there is one way your little boy gets to keep his mum."
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"I'll do anything."
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"- Whoa! Whoa! Easy! - Who the hell are you?"
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"I'm Harry."
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"It's OK!"
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"We need some help here, please!"
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"He really cares about you. This whole seeing the future thing..."
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"It's messing with my head."
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"- What you going to do? - I have to go away."
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"I'm a hand grenade. Some prick's about to pull the pin."
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"We're going to the seaside."
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"I saw what she can do. It scares her."
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"you're the key that unlocks her."
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"Oh, oh, oh"
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