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Clips from Captain Ron (1992)

"We're doing our job, you do yours! These people are taxpayers!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Oh, geez! Gunplay!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Are you born stupid? Stay down!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"That's different. We had dry rot!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Mom is pissed. - Adiós!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"How much did you pay for this?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Who's that? - It's the U.S. Coast Guard!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"We're the Harvey family from Chicago!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"U.S. Coast Guard calling 60-foot ketch off Los Palominos."
Captain Ron (1992)
"That's you, Boss. You're the captain now."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Day 30. New log."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Old log fell into the hands of the Pirates of the Caribbean."
Captain Ron (1992)
"We said goodbye to Captain Ron today."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Bye, Captain Ron."
Captain Ron (1992)
"He traded hair grooming tips with Caroline."
Captain Ron (1992)
"We're gonna miss you."
Captain Ron (1992)
"And he kissed Katherine. I think he French kissed her."
Captain Ron (1992)
"You're a lucky man, Boss."
Captain Ron (1992)
"..he was gone. And our adventure was over."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Once the Harvey boat comes in, pull it out of the water."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- You want it surveyed? - No, it's a piece of junk."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Set it down back, and we'll cut it up for scrap and salvage what we can."
Captain Ron (1992)
"But if we get lost, we'll just pull in somewheres and ask directions."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Hang on a second."
Captain Ron (1992)
"You forgot to cast off. It could happen to anybody."
Captain Ron (1992)
"We want to check the boat out. We bought it yesterday."
Captain Ron (1992)
"That glass out front? A window popped out of the 12th floor."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Martin Harvey? Sign on the line."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Ben's little red wagon ..."
Captain Ron (1992)
"There I am, the last time I saw him. And he left us that."
Captain Ron (1992)
"It's about a spontaneous moment that we just grab at."
Captain Ron (1992)
"What about your job? My clients? We have children that are in school!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- What would make you consider it? - There is nothing to say."
Captain Ron (1992)
"We buried him in a place overlooking the water."
Captain Ron (1992)
"It's way better than you'd think. It just needs a little work."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Come on."
Captain Ron (1992)
"I was wondering what it'd be worth in less than perfect condition?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Yeah."
Captain Ron (1992)
"This here the Harvey boat?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Hey! Are you the captain? - Ron Rico."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Nice to meet you. - My son Ben."
Captain Ron (1992)
"I wouldn't worry about it, dear."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Diesels love oil like a sailor loves rum."
Captain Ron (1992)
"I learned that in rehab."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Not yet. We got to be sure she's shipshape, right, Captain?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"He said his friend's car."
Captain Ron (1992)
"I look like a pizza! People think good complexions grow on trees."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Captain Ron?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Are you OK? - Yeah. Good job, Boss."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Slow down! - Get ready to kick the fenders over."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Hold on!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Hang on to something. We're coming in too fast."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Like, not a problem."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Unbelievable! Especially for somebody with no depth perception."
Captain Ron (1992)
"I've done some research and plotted our course."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- You know these waters well. - Yeah, no problem there."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Besides, if we get lost, we dock somewhere and ask directions."
Captain Ron (1992)
"But you can stay on deck and play a game or something."
Captain Ron (1992)
"You bet you wasn't. You want a beer, get your own beer."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Lucy, I'm home! - It suddenly got crowded in here."
Captain Ron (1992)
"By the way, you owe me 2.50 for the beer."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Hey!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"I do have concerns about other aspects of the voyage."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Hey, Boss ..."
Captain Ron (1992)
"It's the land of voodoo, hoodoo and all kinda weird shit."
Captain Ron (1992)
"It is important to know the basics, and they're not that hard, right?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Kitty? - Red running, blue standing."
Captain Ron (1992)
"You got it!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"This is going to be one of the high points of the trip!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Double baconburger and a dog. - Chips, baconburger."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Why are you so upset? - He took us to the wrong island!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Look. See, everything's fine."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Some people get jealous at me. There's the Navy thing."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Martin, he'll hear you! - Let him hear me."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Boss? I just wanted ... More dry rot? Don't worry about it."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- No guns on this boat. - We need to fight off pirates."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Careful. - Honey, be careful."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Got it, Mom. - Control your excitement, Caroline."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Come around on the other side. Watch what I'm doing. Take it up."
Captain Ron (1992)
"They don't know English, I don't know Spanish. No communication."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Martin, what happened, honey?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"I could show it to you if you want."
Captain Ron (1992)
"It's not like I hate the guy. I don't hate anybody."
Captain Ron (1992)
"I found this while I was ..."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Four or five hours, tops."
Captain Ron (1992)
"We have enough life preservers for everyone. Don't panic."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Right about that, Boss. I got it right here."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Explain to the kids how you know that. Translate for the general."
Captain Ron (1992)
"When we left, we had just enough fuel to make it to San Juan."
Captain Ron (1992)
"I'm sorry. You don't totally understand it. He's eating my brain!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Let's not wear them. - No, Mom, I'm fine."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Would you please back off! I lost my eye, man!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Benjamin!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Did you find them? - What? No."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- You found our children? - No."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- What? When? - Now."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Ben!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Get back on the boat! - You're embarrassing me."
Captain Ron (1992)
"The Pirates of the Caribbean!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- What? - Oh, no."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Martin!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Good one, Caroline! - Keep quiet. Be quiet."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Bloodthirsty, heavily-armed pirates against the Harvey family?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- How'd you find us? -Just got lucky."
Captain Ron (1992)
"What happened?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Shit!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Over there!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Are you all right? - Are you all right?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"I forgot to fill it with oil."
Captain Ron (1992)
"All right! Now you're talking."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Good going, Katy! Go!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"It's awesome, Dad!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Mom! Over there!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- I'll get them on the radio. - We're Americans!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"All right! Coast Guard kicking ass!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"The leg is a lot better. I heal fast. I believe in Jesus, so that helps."
Captain Ron (1992)
"This is The Wanderer."
Captain Ron (1992)
"This is Commander Morgan. May we speak with the captain?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"May we speak with the captain, please?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"He hadn't been back for 7 years."
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