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Clips from Captain Ron (1992)

"Mizzenmast, mizzenboom, mizzen halyard winch."
Captain Ron (1992)
"You gotta be prepared. I mean big-time prepared."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Wow! Too cool."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Right. Any dope can learn it. This rigging. Standing or running?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"A little this way, a little that way."
Captain Ron (1992)
"St. Bart's with Mick and Cher, or Club Med. Not scrubbing deck!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"I'm not kidding. Being a galley slave holds no appeal for me."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Why didn't we just take a Princess Cruise?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Captain Ron ... May I have the camera, please?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Sure, Boss."
Captain Ron (1992)
"I thought I'd take a look. I didn't use any film."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Is that right? Let me tell you something."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- I can see. All kinds of buttons. - It came with a 64-page manual."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- You heard of St. Croix? - Yeah!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Teds! - Teds ...?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"It has great historical significance."
Captain Ron (1992)
"A sponge fisherman's convention! Or more rocks."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Yeah, I think you broke it, Boss."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Martin, are you OK? - It could happen to anyone."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Swab, come here."
Captain Ron (1992)
"When you get down there, grab it,"
Captain Ron (1992)
"yank on the line twice. I'll pull you."
Captain Ron (1992)
"It doesn't even have a dock!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Cannons, walls. They're all still here."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- We all make mistakes. He's human. - Prove it."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- I just ordered chilli fries! - How much for the hat?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"I planned a spontaneous adventure. Captain Contagious is screwing it up."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Throw some music on the jukebox."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Boss! Stay on the path. There's guerrillas in these woods."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Too cool!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- There are no gorillas here. - Yeah, there is."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Sorry, gorillas are native to Equatorial Africa."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Honey, stay on the path, OK?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- I think he has a problem with you. - The boss? No, we're like this."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Mambo!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Come on. You know how to do this. - Not in these shoes."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Kick them off!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Stay in the path, Boss! There's gorillas in the woods."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Gorillas. Right."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Gorillas. He did it on purpose. You can see it in his eyes ... eye."
Captain Ron (1992)
"I fixed the winch handle. Try to be more careful, all right?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- What are you holding? - Winch drum."
Captain Ron (1992)
"That's my girl!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- What difference does it make? - I'm sick of being the thimble."
Captain Ron (1992)
"I'm the battleship."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Where did they come from? - Ron traded with the guerrillas."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Pirates of the Caribbean. - Been to Disney World too many times?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- It's true. They have speedboats. - I've never been to Disney World."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- They can steal the boat. - There are no pirates here."
Captain Ron (1992)
"He said gorilla. Not guerrilla. Guer, go."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Huge difference!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- What was that? - Automatic weapons. How about that?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Captain Ron thought we would have to hold off pirates!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Captain Ron! - Yeah, Boss?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- What did you trade? - There's the beauty. Nothing. Nada."
Captain Ron (1992)
"They needed a lift to San Juan and since we're ..."
Captain Ron (1992)
"This is my boat. You understand?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Whatever you say. I'll return the guns and the whole thing's off."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Is there a problem?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Set the mainsail!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Babe, don't just watch! Jump up and guide those lines."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Wait! Come here. Keep us on a heading of 270."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Guys, you've been through this!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Let her up, let her up!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Come on up here, Boss!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"OK, take it up. Today, guys!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Wait, wait, wait!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- See what I'm talking about? - All right, Mom!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Day 17 finds me in the clutches of revolutionaries,"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Next stop, carnival in San Juan. Or so we thought ..."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Well, everything is cool. When you get lost, all you got to do is ask."
Captain Ron (1992)
"What?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"I explained it to him. It's the tides. They work for you or against you. Hey!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"I don't think she's waving at you."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Hey, Clarice! Babe! Who are you waving at?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"You know, every time I'm up this way she,"
Captain Ron (1992)
"well, she wants my manhood, you know."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Hang on, I'm coming."
Captain Ron (1992)
"No, just rise above it, Marty. You'd probably miss and hit the girl."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Dad, it went through the deck!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Dad, the boat's on fire!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"MOM! MOM!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Are you all right? - Why do you think I'm not all right?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"You still there?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"I have to say this was worth getting lost for. It's absolutely gorgeous."
Captain Ron (1992)
"I just wish that you could see it."
Captain Ron (1992)
"I can see it. I just have these, you know, spots."
Captain Ron (1992)
"I'm fine. What about Captain Ron? Can we talk about him?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"We can't get rid of him. Who's gonna drive?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"The doctor says that by tomorrow my retinas will be fine."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Tree. - Thank you."
Captain Ron (1992)
"I have to admit, I was against all this."
Captain Ron (1992)
"But getting the sails up today was quite a rush for all of us."
Captain Ron (1992)
"American girls are very, what's the word? Superficial?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"I hate that! Like, I'm into different cultures and ways of doing things."
Captain Ron (1992)
"All right, General. You're up."
Captain Ron (1992)
"A penny to the dollar, that's $60, U.S."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- That's all the general's money. - Shit happens. Cough it up."
Captain Ron (1992)
"- Isn't that amazing? - Oh, that's great."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Here. Feel. CG."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Plus. CL. Can you believe it?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Didn't the boat belong to Clark Gable? Clark Gable plus Carole Lombard!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Think about it. Gable and Lombard in this bed."
Captain Ron (1992)
"With those cute little cherub guys up there. Isn't it just so amazing?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"And the ocean outside. It's the most romantic thing I've ever imagined."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Charged by the best sex we've had in three years,"
Captain Ron (1992)
"and the knowledge that Captain Ron is about to leave our lives,"
Captain Ron (1992)
"I feel great!"
Captain Ron (1992)
"How are you doing, guys? Good to see you. Over there."
Captain Ron (1992)
"I spent the night ashore. I figured the boat might be crowded."
Captain Ron (1992)
"How long will it take us to get to San Juan?"
Captain Ron (1992)
"Well, let's hope so."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Don't worry, Boss."
Captain Ron (1992)
"All right, this tie model. They highly recommend a bow."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Honey, you'll never get that undone."
Captain Ron (1992)
"It's just a little squall. They come and go fast."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Váyase! Escuchame bien."
Captain Ron (1992)
"You don't wanna be down here if she breaks up."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Don't panic! We know where we are. We have a compass and a chart."
Captain Ron (1992)
"Hang on a second. Go ahead, grab onto that line!"
Captain Ron (1992)
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