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Clips from Short Circuit (1986)

"Excuse this."
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"And this."
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"Hey, Cut it out!"
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"Cars. Dumb machines."
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"That creep."
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"I should have known. Every time I think a guy's gonna be okay..."
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"turns out to be a real jerk."
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"Stephanie..."
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"- Burn? - Yeah!"
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"Number Five, come on, they deserve it."
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"Stephanie."
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"Jesus, I'm sorry."
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"I don't know what to do anymore."
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"Take heart little lady."
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"totally re-programmed in ten minutes."
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"crash trough another wall and drive away."
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"then you are thinking that female chick is some sort of..."
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"then, she deciphers for the language..."
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"I invented, all while we were sitting in the bar."
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"- Which was great. - Really? Tell me. What happened?"
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"We were interfacing, operating on the same wavelength..."
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"No, no."
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"I am sporting a tremendous woody right now."
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"Our hands came really close to touching."
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"And she said I had really nice eyes."
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"Yeah, you have really brown eyes."
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"And then Schroeder came in with his Gestapo and ruined it all."
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"Those bunch of male-type organs."
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"Guys, it's Howard. If you don't return my van in 15 minutes..."
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"Benjamin Jhabutiyah, delete."
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"Hear my dust, Newton Crosby!"
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"Today, Crosby, today!"
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"Number Five?"
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"where's Number Five? What did you do to him?"
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"- You gotta control yourself just a tad. - Hello."
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"You kidnapped him?"
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"- You and me, both. - Well, good."
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"You go up there, sit down, look at the stars..."
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"- man to man. - Yes."
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"Beautiful stars. Better see."
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"Beautiful stars. Better see?"
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"Are all geniuses as stupid as you?"
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"He means it's a beautiful view of the stars."
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"Beautiful."
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"Switches are my switches. Life not malfunction."
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"No, you're not! You can't be."
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"There's gotta be another explanation."
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"Wait a minute, I'm thinking."
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"- Heat expansion. - Try again."
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"Then why did you ignore your programming?"
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"Newton Crosby, PhD, not know this?"
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"Well, of course I know it's wrong to kill, but who told you?"
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"Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man"
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"Here, I brought you some soup. It's getting cold."
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"- Thank you. - Convinced yet?"
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"There we go. Pattycake, Pattycake..."
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"Okay. Thank you."
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"And resemble, look like..."
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"Bird."
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"Now, why'd you do this?"
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"Why'd you do this?"
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"Let me get my other one."
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"I got it!"
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"All right, this is it!"
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"There's a priest, a minister and a rabbi."
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"They're out playing golf and they're trying to decide..."
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"how much to give to charity."
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"inside the circle, we give to charity."
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"The minister says no, we'll draw a circle on the ground,"
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"we'll throw the money way up in the air and whatever lands outside the circle..."
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"we'll throw the money way up in the air..."
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"What's the matter?"
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"- Is he laughing? - Yeah."
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"And the joke wasn't even that funny."
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"And I figured I screwed up the punch line."
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"Well, you look kinda shook up."
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"Yeah, it's really true."
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"All right, come on, come down."
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"Why? Just tell them he's alive."
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"Damn it, Crosby, you lied to me again."
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"Hit it, hit it, hit it! Deploy!"
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"Your target is there, gentlemen."
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"if I were you I would come out of there."
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"Stat."
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"Jesus, these guys are really severe!"
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"Hi, Howard."
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"Howard. Howard!"
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"We're fine. Number Five is right here with us."
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"I've got it completely under my control."
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"- Another lie. - I'm lying to them, not to you."
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"It's still lying."
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"They're cooking something up. I can smell it."
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"Don't you dare shoot your stupid guns."
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"- Where's Number Five? - He's fine. He's in the van."
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"I was able to activate the voice command module."
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"I am sick and tired of listening to this technical bullshit."
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"Shut up, Schroeder, I'll handle this."
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"Crosby, we're going to have to ask you to surrender the robot."
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"No!"
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"But that is not the point."
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"We need that robot."
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"I know what the malfunction is."
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"we can't take any more chances."
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"You're all such a bunch of liars!"
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"What have you done?"
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"He's alive! He's alive!"
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"Call them off, Howard."
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"He's alive! I can prove it."
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"Oh, my God. Get me out of here."
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"Now that, my friend, is how you kick ass!"
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"Just doing my job, sir."
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"Not for a while."
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"I'm sorry you lost your job."
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"- What will you do now? - I don't know yet."
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"I hear it's beautiful there this time of year."
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"Oh, Number Five, you are great!"
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"You're outstandingly great!"
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"What's our next move?"
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"I don't know. I have responsibilities here."
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"Wait a minute. Did you say forty acres?"
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