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Clips from Short Circuit (1986)

"Objective completed."
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"- Very nice. - Yes, very nice."
Short Circuit (1986)
"President of Nova Robotics"
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"Well, ladies and gentlemen"
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"If a question of survival, then SAINT is the answer"
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"Therefore, impervious to..."
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"Glass. Ice."
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"A squeeze of lime."
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"Well..."
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"So, why don't we just move our little presentation back into the lab?"
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"- Oh, and one more thing Dr. Marner. - Yes, Senator Mills."
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"We were told we would be meeting with him."
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"Maybe not today, but soon."
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"Where is he?"
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"Crosby... he is hiding in the toilet, sir."
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"Public relations is everybody's job."
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"Look. He's supposed to be here. I want him here. I pay him to be here."
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"Stat!"
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"You have to go hob nob with the big wigs."
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"Ben, I don't hob nob."
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"If you you like all that P.R. crap, why don't you go hob nob."
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"I am sick of wearing the dress in this family."
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"Crosby, now don't you hang up on me. I know you're there. I want you up here right away!"
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"Come on Newton! Swallow your guts. You can do it."
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"Show them that you're a hot shot fun guy underneath your clothes."
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"Now, what do they need me for?"
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"Ben, a child of four can tell them that."
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"That is why they are needing you."
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"- Now come on. Hurry up! - Just one dance."
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"The john."
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"It's got plenty of peace time uses."
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"You mean besides serving gin and tonic?"
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"We can parachute these robot guys behind enemy lines."
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"Then, each one of these little boogers carries a 25 megaton bomb"
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"Run, Jim!"
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"Jesus H God!"
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"Oh my God! It's fried."
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"I hope got a few million bucks."
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"Get out of here, you little crap bucket!"
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"Please serve yourselves. Have a canopy. Shrimp toast. Caviar."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, our prototypes are here."
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"- Alright, call security. - I did, sir, stat."
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"Good, you did, great. Just stay calm!"
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"- Have you got anything stronger? - I got trouble which I don't need."
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"Report your position."
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"That's a simple function."
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"Just shut it down, pick it up."
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"- It just runs programming. - Usually runs programs."
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"And..."
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"Couldn't it, Crosby?"
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"Oh, my God. It's not coming back. We've got to destroy it."
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"What if you don't catch it. What if it goes out and melts down a bus load of nuns..."
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"- Howard. - What?"
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"You understand you don't have to blow it up."
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"You don't have to blow it up, Skroeder."
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"Just try and bring it back in one piece. - One piece will do."
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"Whatever it takes to put that stupid contraption out of commission, gentlemen,"
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"Running diagnostics. Testing its logic circuits."
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"Input."
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"- Well, I saw something. - Ya, me too."
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"This is Bravo 4, over. Skroeder, what have you got, over."
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"- It's going berserk. - Ben, how'd this happen?"
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"Weeeeee!"
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"I'd just take him down to the vet and fix him up a bit."
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"What did you come back here for anyway?"
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"That was my money you used to buy your big red dorkmobile!"
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"Hey! Hey!"
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"- God damn it! Don't ever call me that! - You don't even know what it means!"
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"the man from the city... he was snooping around again."
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"Oh, great!"
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"Well, it's an opportunity to spread your legs."
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"Good to smell the breezes, hum?"
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"Howard, logically, if we need protection from Number Five..."
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"this is the best weapon we could have."
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"Can you hang on for a second?"
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"Can I call you right back? Thanks."
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"I know you're in there."
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"Get out! Get out! I'll call the cops."
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"What? Are you deaf?"
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"Oh, my God! I knew they'd pick me. I just knew it."
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"Friend?"
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"Hi. It's me."
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"So, this is earth."
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"in a little jar or something like that?"
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"That's information."
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"Listen, I am full of it."
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"Come here."
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"- Forward! - Forward!"
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"Forward, forward. Come forward."
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"They're always a little skittish around new people, aliens. Whatever."
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"Malfunction. Need input."
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"Input. All right, right. You got it, OK."
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"Don't touch."
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"They're not aunts, they're ants."
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"It's an ant farm."
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"Look! These are my bunnies. Edwina and Norman."
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"I bet you got some amazing animals in your planet."
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"Good, there you go."
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"Home of the beaver, famous for cherries."
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"Beavers. Cherries. Input."
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"How about pictures? Do you like pictures?"
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"See that? It's an aardvark."
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"You know what many people are liking at night?"
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"- What? - Headlights."
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"- It's a lot better. Thanks. - Definitely, ya"
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"- More! - There isn't anymore."
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"Pasta, semolina, spaghetti."
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"Food, liquid, spaghetti sauce."
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"apples, lemons, limes."
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"That's great. Thanks a lot."
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"No, my dishes!"
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"Breakfast table. American contemporary."
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"This is a barrel of monkeys."
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"As we're fond of saying in my country..."
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"The Maximum Fluoride Protection."
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"It's a lie. I didn't do it."
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"Sure we're pals."
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"Have you been watching all night?"
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"Come on."
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"Haven't you had enough of this stuff?"
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