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Clips from The Magicians - Lesser Evils (S02E02)

"Yeah, well, aren't we all?"
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"You are dying quickly."
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"Well, I can't let her go."
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"Which is why you must box her."
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"I'm not doing that to Alice."
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"Quentin, there is no more Alice."
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"Well, I know that you will be dead in days"
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"May I help you steal from me?"
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"Nope, I got it."
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"Good luck with all your shit."
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"We may be the least trusted monarchs"
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"in the history of Fillory."
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"Thank God they don't have polls here."
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"That's the third brownout this week."
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"One problem at a time, okay?"
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"Our soldiers are deserting us in protest,"
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"thanks to Julia committing tree genocide."
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"Pardon me, Your Majesty."
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"For the official records, may I suggest"
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"a slightly less incendiary term?"
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"Perhaps "arbicide"?"
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"Your Majesty, there is one option--"
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"- a rather obscure law, based-- - Less words."
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"One-on-one combat."
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"Between monarchs."
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"- A duel? - El--"
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"With Ess's dad? He's gotta be at least 50."
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"And I'm pretty buff from all the living"
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"without technology or decent wine."
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"Is there any rule about not using magic?"
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"- No, Your Majesty. - Highness, if I may,"
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"especially since magic is not completely dependable."
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"Simply put, you're likely to..."
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"well...die."
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"Mm-hmm. Tick, if I did this,"
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"how popular would I be?"
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"No king has ever volunteered"
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"for one-on-one combat."
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"If you were to prevail, you would easily be"
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"the greatest leader in Fillorian history."
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"- The greatest. - The greatest."
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"God,"
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"he's already seeing the statues."
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"I hereby decree..."
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"rulers done gonna rumble."
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"Eliot's the king of all this?"
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"Yeah, looking for rock-solid proof there's no justice, that."
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"oh, except for my uncle's BMW."
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"Would've been even nicer if he'd actually been my uncle."
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"Don't be fooled by the high gloss."
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"This place sucks."
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"- Hey. - What's up?"
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"We found Reynard's son."
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"So this is a breakout."
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"- Why are you in here anyway? - I killed trees."
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"- Seriously. - That could talk."
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"Not anymore."
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"So what's Reynard's son like?"
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"I guarantee you won't believe it."
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"Let's go."
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"What the fuck?"
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"He's marking his territory."
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"Hey, I refuse to be shamed."
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"Didn't you hear what Friar Joseph said?"
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"Not all niffins are the same."
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"I'm not gonna go on some killing spree"
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"anymore than he would."
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"Q... don't you believe me?"
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"I believe you believe you."
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"Sorry?"
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"I'm not talking to you."
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"Please. Beautiful, high-level magic."
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"I'm not letting you loose."
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"It's bad for the world."
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"I'm not boxing you."
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"I don't want to know a world without Alice."
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"Keep this up, and you won't have to."
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"We'll both be dead."
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"Good plan."
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"Eliot..."
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"and the protocols of dueling-- not good."
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"Well, sword fighting spells,"
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"of which there are only two anyone knows of,"
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"take months to master."
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"Why? It's a giant butter knife."
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"It's all the variables in any given match."
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"It's almost infinite."
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"I mean, sure, you could slap together spell,"
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"maybe get four or five good moves."
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"- Which brings us to thing two. - How many things are there?"
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"Look, King Idri has fought 14 duels."
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"All opponents dead."
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"Senator Gaines' rise has been described"
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"as nothing less than meteoric."
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"Reynard's son is John Gaines?"
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"- You know him? - I mean, I know who he is."
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"He's on rails to the White House."
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"I hit one of his rallies, did a psychic scan."
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"Dude believes every word he says."
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"I believe that everyone is born with a flame of goodness,"
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"and if my light or yours go out,"
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"remember, we're not alone in this world."
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"- See? - Wow."
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"He's the perfect demigod spokesmodel of absolute evil."
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"Who's kinda hot as shit."
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"- What? - Sorry."
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"Look, he's not even my type, obviously; it's--it's weird."
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"Dude has more magic coming off him"
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"than every Magician on Earth combined"
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"and knows not one thing about magic."
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"Well, he's sure gonna."
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"How's the battle prep?"
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"If someone had told me a year ago"
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"that I'd be venting to my wife,"
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"while preparing to do battle on behalf of my mythical kingdom..."
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"I'd have done a lot more drugs."
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"I have something that might help."
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"Great, depending on what your definition of help is."
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"I know I haven't always given you reason to trust me."
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"My grandpa forged this sword for a High King"
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