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Clips from The Magicians - Lesser Evils (S02E02)

TV Series 2000 –2020 Season 2, Episode 9 60 min ★ 7.6/10 (61,047 ratings) 684 clips
Fantasy Drama Mystery

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for someone truly worthy.
"for someone truly worthy."
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It's beautiful, but I'm not sure it actually helps.
"It's beautiful, but I'm not sure it actually helps."
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I'll never learn a spell in time.
"I'll never learn a spell in time."
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It was made for a king, as was the accompanying spell.
"It was made for a king, as was the accompanying spell."
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And sword spells take weeks to master.
"And sword spells take weeks to master."
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Not when it's written for a king.
"Not when it's written for a king."
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My grandpa was the royal family's favorite sword smith
"My grandpa was the royal family's favorite sword smith"
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because he knew they were, uh, too...
"because he knew they were, uh, too..."
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- Too lazy to learn? - Too...preoccupied
"- Too lazy to learn? - Too...preoccupied"
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with matters of state for busywork.
"with matters of state for busywork."
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With this spell and this blade,
"With this spell and this blade,"
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you will be a master swordsman.
"you will be a master swordsman."
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Insert weak double entendre I'd have to explain.
"Insert weak double entendre I'd have to explain."
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Sorry?
"Sorry?"
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"Praise Ember's strength
""Praise Ember's strength"
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"and Umber's wisdom.
""and Umber's wisdom."
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"Bring unto me the lifeblood knowledge
""Bring unto me the lifeblood knowledge"
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of all masters of the blade who have come before."
"of all masters of the blade who have come before.""
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Fen...
"Fen..."
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All my life, I've put my family first.
"All my life, I've put my family first."
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I'll really try not to die again.
"I'll really try not to die again."
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I'd really appreciate that.
"I'd really appreciate that."
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No, no, no, stop-- hold on--hey, Becky.
"No, no, no, stop-- hold on--hey, Becky."
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Security?
"Security?"
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- Security? - It's not working.
"- Security? - It's not working."
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All right.
"All right."
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Whatever this is, stop. Tell me what you want.
"Whatever this is, stop. Tell me what you want."
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- Man, you're good. - Mm-hmm.
"- Man, you're good. - Mm-hmm."
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Let's get to it.
"Let's get to it."
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Whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, hey.
"Whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, hey."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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Okay, is this some kind of a gag?
"Okay, is this some kind of a gag?"
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Is this a publicity stunt for a TV show?
"Is this a publicity stunt for a TV show?"
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and so are you.
"and so are you."
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- and--and I respect that. - Bullshit.
"- and--and I respect that. - Bullshit."
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No, it is not bullshit. It is--okay.
"No, it is not bullshit. It is--okay."
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This'll take forever. It's not like
"This'll take forever. It's not like"
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- we need him alive anyway. - Jesus, what the fuck, Julia?
"- we need him alive anyway. - Jesus, what the fuck, Julia?"
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We don't need him. We need his energy.
"We don't need him. We need his energy."
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- No. - You're born, huge energy;
"- No. - You're born, huge energy;"
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you die, bigger energy, especially a demigod.
"you die, bigger energy, especially a demigod."
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That is what we are after here, people, the energy.
"That is what we are after here, people, the energy."
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Right now, he's just a skin sack hiding it from us.
"Right now, he's just a skin sack hiding it from us."
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Okay, you need something to hold that energy.
"Okay, you need something to hold that energy."
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- Like this? - Jesus.
"- Like this? - Jesus."
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- Oh, my God. - You planned this all along.
"- Oh, my God. - You planned this all along."
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All right, all of you,
"All right, all of you,"
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get the fuck out of my office now!
"get the fuck out of my office now!"
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I won't die here tonight.
"I won't die here tonight."
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I will not die here!
"I will not die here!"
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Oh, shit.
"Oh, shit."
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He just fainted.
"He just fainted."
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- Hey! - Whoa! No.
"- Hey! - Whoa! No."
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We are not, not, killing a U.S. senator.
"We are not, not, killing a U.S. senator."
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But we will commit a felony almost as stupid.
"But we will commit a felony almost as stupid."
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Ok sloth,
"Ok sloth,"
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you're the most honest one on the damn council,
"you're the most honest one on the damn council,"
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so I'm counting on you to not kiss my ass or cover yours.
"so I'm counting on you to not kiss my ass or cover yours."
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We've got a sword spell, so yay us.
"We've got a sword spell, so yay us."
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But we need the Wellspring to work.
"But we need the Wellspring to work."
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There can't be one brownout or blip during the duel.
"There can't be one brownout or blip during the duel."
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So straight-up, how do we guarantee that?
"So straight-up, how do we guarantee that?"
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- It's too... - What?
"- It's too... - What?"
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Um...
"Um..."
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but we urge you not to do it.
"but we urge you not to do it."
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- Tell me. - Petition the fairies?
"- Tell me. - Petition the fairies?"
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Fairies?
"Fairies?"
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Do I know about the fairies?
"Do I know about the fairies?"
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They exist outside our realm.
"They exist outside our realm."
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They can be contacted, and they have great powers.
"They can be contacted, and they have great powers."
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Well, can they fix the Wellspring?
"Well, can they fix the Wellspring?"
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Almost certainly.
"Almost certainly."
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Guys? The fuck?
"Guys? The fuck?"
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Uh, fairies are notoriously...
"Uh, fairies are notoriously..."
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- mercurial? - Have ya met your king?
"- mercurial? - Have ya met your king?"
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They make complex deals with steep prices and--
"They make complex deals with steep prices and--"
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Yeah, get me a meeting.
"Yeah, get me a meeting."
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One has to contact their ambassador,
"One has to contact their ambassador,"
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Well, then chop-chop.
"Well, then chop-chop."
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And never keep information from me again, okay?
"And never keep information from me again, okay?"
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Yes, Your Highness.
"Yes, Your Highness."
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You, Sloth, you read me?
"You, Sloth, you read me?"
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- What? - Nothing.
"- What? - Nothing."
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Is that that senator dude?
"Is that that senator dude?"
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and stuffed him in a closet?
"and stuffed him in a closet?"
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No. Jesus, of course not.
"No. Jesus, of course not."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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How'd you get him past the wards?
"How'd you get him past the wards?"
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Hey, does one of you have an alumni key?
"Hey, does one of you have an alumni key?"
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So cool. Um, can I borrow it sometime?
"So cool. Um, can I borrow it sometime?"
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There's this really hot-- I'd love to sneak her--
"There's this really hot-- I'd love to sneak her--"
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Ah, vodka Gibson, four onions.
"Ah, vodka Gibson, four onions."
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Yeah, right away.
"Yeah, right away."
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So what do we do when he wakes up
"So what do we do when he wakes up"
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and starts kicking the door?
"and starts kicking the door?"
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Whatever it is has nothing to do with you.
"Whatever it is has nothing to do with you."
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Stay away from him.
"Stay away from him."
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Or?
"Or?"
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No, you don't want to go there.
"No, you don't want to go there."
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Pretty sure we're already there.
"Pretty sure we're already there."
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I'll keep an eye on the senator.
"I'll keep an eye on the senator."
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a little...extreme, yeah,
"a little...extreme, yeah,"
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but she's got her reasons, okay? Just trust me.
"but she's got her reasons, okay? Just trust me."
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- I know Julia. - That's not Julia.
"- I know Julia. - That's not Julia."
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The only person who doesn't seem to know that is you.
"The only person who doesn't seem to know that is you."
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Looks good.
"Looks good."
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- What's wrong? - Wrong?
"- What's wrong? - Wrong?"
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Thank you, Soren.
"Thank you, Soren."
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The sword's good.
"The sword's good."
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If I lose, forget me.
"If I lose, forget me."
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All of you are dead or imprisoned.
"All of you are dead or imprisoned."
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Why didn't I see how huge this is?
"Why didn't I see how huge this is?"
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I'm...
"I'm..."
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I'm scared...
"I'm scared..."
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for all of us.
"for all of us."
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You know what I'm thinking about?
"You know what I'm thinking about?"
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That video you showed me
"That video you showed me"
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of your high school production of "Les Mis."
"of your high school production of "Les Mis.""
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You were such a great Valjean.
"You were such a great Valjean."
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Ugh.
"Ugh."
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