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Clips from The Magicians - Lesser Evils (S02E02)

"for someone truly worthy."
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"It's beautiful, but I'm not sure it actually helps."
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"I'll never learn a spell in time."
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"It was made for a king, as was the accompanying spell."
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"And sword spells take weeks to master."
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"Not when it's written for a king."
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"My grandpa was the royal family's favorite sword smith"
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"because he knew they were, uh, too..."
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"- Too lazy to learn? - Too...preoccupied"
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"with matters of state for busywork."
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"With this spell and this blade,"
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"you will be a master swordsman."
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"Insert weak double entendre I'd have to explain."
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"Sorry?"
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""Praise Ember's strength"
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""and Umber's wisdom."
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""Bring unto me the lifeblood knowledge"
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"of all masters of the blade who have come before.""
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"Fen..."
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"All my life, I've put my family first."
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"I'll really try not to die again."
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"I'd really appreciate that."
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"No, no, no, stop-- hold on--hey, Becky."
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"Security?"
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"- Security? - It's not working."
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"All right."
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"Whatever this is, stop. Tell me what you want."
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"- Man, you're good. - Mm-hmm."
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"Let's get to it."
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"Whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, hey."
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"Okay."
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"Okay, is this some kind of a gag?"
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"Is this a publicity stunt for a TV show?"
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"and so are you."
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"- and--and I respect that. - Bullshit."
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"No, it is not bullshit. It is--okay."
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"This'll take forever. It's not like"
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"- we need him alive anyway. - Jesus, what the fuck, Julia?"
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"We don't need him. We need his energy."
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"- No. - You're born, huge energy;"
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"you die, bigger energy, especially a demigod."
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"That is what we are after here, people, the energy."
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"Right now, he's just a skin sack hiding it from us."
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"Okay, you need something to hold that energy."
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"- Like this? - Jesus."
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"- Oh, my God. - You planned this all along."
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"All right, all of you,"
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"get the fuck out of my office now!"
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"I won't die here tonight."
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"I will not die here!"
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"Oh, shit."
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"He just fainted."
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"- Hey! - Whoa! No."
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"We are not, not, killing a U.S. senator."
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"But we will commit a felony almost as stupid."
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"Ok sloth,"
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"you're the most honest one on the damn council,"
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"so I'm counting on you to not kiss my ass or cover yours."
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"We've got a sword spell, so yay us."
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"But we need the Wellspring to work."
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"There can't be one brownout or blip during the duel."
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"So straight-up, how do we guarantee that?"
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"- It's too... - What?"
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"Um..."
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"but we urge you not to do it."
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"- Tell me. - Petition the fairies?"
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"Fairies?"
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"Do I know about the fairies?"
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"They exist outside our realm."
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"They can be contacted, and they have great powers."
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"Well, can they fix the Wellspring?"
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"Almost certainly."
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"Guys? The fuck?"
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"Uh, fairies are notoriously..."
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"- mercurial? - Have ya met your king?"
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"They make complex deals with steep prices and--"
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"Yeah, get me a meeting."
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"One has to contact their ambassador,"
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"Well, then chop-chop."
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"And never keep information from me again, okay?"
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"Yes, Your Highness."
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"You, Sloth, you read me?"
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"- What? - Nothing."
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"Is that that senator dude?"
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"and stuffed him in a closet?"
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"No. Jesus, of course not."
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"Okay."
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"How'd you get him past the wards?"
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"Hey, does one of you have an alumni key?"
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"So cool. Um, can I borrow it sometime?"
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"There's this really hot-- I'd love to sneak her--"
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"Ah, vodka Gibson, four onions."
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"Yeah, right away."
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"So what do we do when he wakes up"
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"and starts kicking the door?"
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"Whatever it is has nothing to do with you."
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"Stay away from him."
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"Or?"
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"No, you don't want to go there."
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"Pretty sure we're already there."
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"I'll keep an eye on the senator."
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"a little...extreme, yeah,"
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"but she's got her reasons, okay? Just trust me."
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"- I know Julia. - That's not Julia."
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"The only person who doesn't seem to know that is you."
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"Looks good."
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"- What's wrong? - Wrong?"
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"Thank you, Soren."
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"The sword's good."
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"If I lose, forget me."
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"All of you are dead or imprisoned."
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"Why didn't I see how huge this is?"
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"I'm..."
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"I'm scared..."
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"for all of us."
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"You know what I'm thinking about?"
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"That video you showed me"
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"of your high school production of "Les Mis.""
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"You were such a great Valjean."
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"Ugh."
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