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Clips from Daria (1997) - Too Cute (S01E01)

"Right."
Daria (1997)
"I mean, when a woman is elected president, it won't be because she got breast implants."
Daria (1997)
"At least her people will deny it."
Daria (1997)
"That's not what I..."
Daria (1997)
"I knew it!"
Daria (1997)
"Now, Kevin, what happened last week when you walked down the street saying hello to people?"
Daria (1997)
"seven ran,"
Daria (1997)
"Brittany?"
Daria (1997)
"Don't touch me, you freak!"
Daria (1997)
"Can I take this stuff off now? I don't like not being liked."
Daria (1997)
"Heh, I mean, when the experiment is over."
Daria (1997)
"Her cousin needs her."
Daria (1997)
"I don't know how I'll make up the class work."
Daria (1997)
"Not even the wart?"
Daria (1997)
"The wart's the best part!"
Daria (1997)
"What's rhinoplasty?"
Daria (1997)
"Of course, we don't appear to be going home..."
Daria (1997)
"I need you to be my alibi."
Daria (1997)
"I just need you here, okay?"
Daria (1997)
"Why?"
Daria (1997)
"Why me and not one of your hundreds of friends?"
Daria (1997)
"What thing?"
Daria (1997)
"You know, honest."
Daria (1997)
"Don't tell anyone."
Daria (1997)
"I can't believe those guys went to see Dr. Shar without me."
Daria (1997)
"How do you know they came here?"
Daria (1997)
"How do you know they didn't just all go to the stuffed animal store without you?"
Daria (1997)
"Rub it in, why don't you!"
Daria (1997)
"From the first time man and woman gazed upon themselves in the ripples of a sun-dappled pool,"
Daria (1997)
"But what does this have to do with your thighs?"
Daria (1997)
"Now how are they going to explain this to the other monkeys?"
Daria (1997)
"Those nostrils are itty-bitty compared to the ones you had."
Daria (1997)
"Try breathing through your mouth. Go on, try it!"
Daria (1997)
"Again, sweetie. In, out. You keep that going! Bye!"
Daria (1997)
"So, hello there, Quinn, whichever one of you is Quinn."
Daria (1997)
"What brings you here?"
Daria (1997)
"It's my nose."
Daria (1997)
"Thank you. Can you fix it?"
Daria (1997)
"and an ethics violation Dr. Shar just doesn't need right now!"
Daria (1997)
"But, let's see if we can't do something."
Daria (1997)
"Quinn, would you like to see yourself with cheekbones?"
Daria (1997)
"We all do, honey, and maybe that baby fat will drop away and yours will show."
Daria (1997)
"You never know."
Daria (1997)
"But for twenty-three hundred dollars, this one month only, you can be sure."
Daria (1997)
"All right hon, let's make some lips..."
Daria (1997)
"I'm too cute!"
Daria (1997)
"And only six thousand dollars, so far. Anything else?"
Daria (1997)
"Could I see what she looks like with eyebrow ridges and a large sloping forehead?"
Daria (1997)
"I'm not afraid."
Daria (1997)
"It'll be fun!"
Daria (1997)
"I don't like fun."
Daria (1997)
"Hmmm... nose, chin, eyes, cheeks, lips, hair... alrighty!"
Daria (1997)
"Oh, look, Daria, you're cute!"
Daria (1997)
"Dr. Shar, do you think maybe I can get a couple more of these, wallet size?"
Daria (1997)
"I don't consider rejecting the Dr. Frankenstein approach giving up."
Daria (1997)
"Then I want you to examine it, get comfortable with it, think about it carefully."
Daria (1997)
"Change your attitude hon; change your life."
Daria (1997)
"Doctor's joke! Have a nice day girls."
Daria (1997)
"I'm a mess, and it'll cost six thousand dollars to fix."
Daria (1997)
"She earns her living making people feel bad about their looks."
Daria (1997)
"Oh, yeah, she's got my number, all right."
Daria (1997)
"What can she possibly need for six G's, other than a new personality?"
Daria (1997)
"She needs six thousand dollars' worth of plastic surgery!"
Daria (1997)
"Anyway, I don't think your attitude's so bad."
Daria (1997)
"I'm really mad at you guys."
Daria (1997)
"Oh? Why is that?"
Daria (1997)
"Because a really deep person like you has too many important things on her mind,"
Daria (1997)
"But Quinn, what else could possibly account for your showing up at school in such a dated outfit?"
Daria (1997)
"Of course, so much time has passed, I could be wrong."
Daria (1997)
"Like you were so supportive with Brooke?"
Daria (1997)
"Oh my god, look!"
Daria (1997)
"It's Brooke."
Daria (1997)
"Oh no! She's beautiful!"
Daria (1997)
"Hi Sandi, Stacy, Tiffany...... everybody."
Daria (1997)
"Oh, my God. Brooke, you have such a cute waist!"
Daria (1997)
"I didn't even know that you had one."
Daria (1997)
"Who knows? We may have an opening soon."
Daria (1997)
"Yeah."
Daria (1997)
"How's the science project?"
Daria (1997)
"Thanks."
Daria (1997)
"Well, a respectable member of the medical community once told me that money can make anyone beautiful."
Daria (1997)
"Hey, thanks Daria."
Daria (1997)
"What's the difference? He's gone."
Daria (1997)
"True enough. Well, come on! Where are they?"
Daria (1997)
"In here."
Daria (1997)
"Good day, ladies!"
Daria (1997)
"What's in the box? Art project? Science experiment? Adorable little pet? Arf!"
Daria (1997)
"Daria! Daria, I need to... Shoo! Shoo!"
Daria (1997)
"I don't have six thousand dollars."
Daria (1997)
"It's an emergency!"
Daria (1997)
"Well, if it's an emergency..."
Daria (1997)
"Good plan, but what makes you think Dr. Shar's gonna go for this?"
Daria (1997)
"It was her idea!"
Daria (1997)
"I can't have this on my conscience."
Daria (1997)
"You don't have a conscience."
Daria (1997)
"You're paying for my therapy."
Daria (1997)
"So you see, when you contribute to my surgery, it's like we're all sharing the surgery."
Daria (1997)
"Solidarity?"
Daria (1997)
"It's not even like I'm doing that for me."
Daria (1997)
"Is that E-N-T-E or E-N-T-S?"
Daria (1997)
"So, what do we get if we pledge?"
Daria (1997)
"The same thing you're getting now: nothing."
Daria (1997)
"Pledge drive not going well?"
Daria (1997)
"People are so shallow!"
Daria (1997)
"Listen, Quinn..."
Daria (1997)
"Quinn..."
Daria (1997)
"Or maybe Dr. Shar will give me a part time job sweeping up fat or something."
Daria (1997)
"I mean, I like being attractive and popular."
Daria (1997)
"and then if they, like, go back her to catch up to me,"
Daria (1997)
"You don't need surgery, Quinn."
Daria (1997)
"but there's nothing wrong with you."
Daria (1997)
"Physically."
Daria (1997)
"You've got the kind of looks that make other girls mentally ill."
Daria (1997)
"Did you hear what happened to Brooke?"
Daria (1997)
"We were just talking..."
Daria (1997)
"The whole thing..."
Daria (1997)
"That's horrible!"
Daria (1997)
"You could, like, see her brain."
Daria (1997)
"Or, at least, that's what Tiffany heard from Doug who heard it from Brenda whose cousin works in the emergency room."
Daria (1997)
"And her new lips, all the fat on the top slipped down to the bottom."
Daria (1997)
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