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Clips from Daria (1997) - Too Cute (S01E01)

"Now she looks like one of those beer dogs on TV."
Daria (1997)
"I mean, since I guess she won't be joining anytime soon."
Daria (1997)
"You all must be very upset about that."
Daria (1997)
"Hmm. Well, we're like a built-in support group for each other."
Daria (1997)
"Thanks, dude! Great to meet you."
Daria (1997)
"Hey, what's up? Here's five bucks."
Daria (1997)
"Hey, cowboy, how would you like five dollars?"
Daria (1997)
"You're really nice. I like you."
Daria (1997)
"Oh, it's so cute!"
Daria (1997)
"Oh, Dr. Shar, she's the best."
Daria (1997)
""Oh, it's cute. ""
Daria (1997)
"You're just mad because I said you're shallow."
Daria (1997)
"Which I meant in some other way!"
Daria (1997)
"So then, it is cute?"
Daria (1997)
"Jake? I could use some help here."
Daria (1997)
"Um, no, honey, you look great. Everybody looks great. Perfect!"
Daria (1997)
"Put that back! You'll take it off when I crush your ego!"
Daria (1997)
"Not only did you get out of class by faking sick,"
Daria (1997)
"Why what?"
Daria (1997)
"Did you see the way they looked at Brooke's nose?"
Daria (1997)
"But they all have noses like yours."
Daria (1997)
"Hey, wait! We were here first! Oh, whoa, emergency. I understand."
Daria (1997)
"Of course it's gonna be harder to breathe, hon."
Daria (1997)
"Oh, honey, nothing wrong with that nose."
Daria (1997)
"I have cheekbones."
Daria (1997)
"I don't have cheekbones!"
Daria (1997)
"something's missing..."
Daria (1997)
"Oh, where shall we begin?"
Daria (1997)
"It puts a frown on my face, and I don't like having a frown on my face!"
Daria (1997)
"Dr. Shar is really smart about people."
Daria (1997)
"She knew just what I needed. Practice boobs."
Daria (1997)
"Which means she can make me look like Quinn."
Daria (1997)
"That was days ago. Weeks, if memory serves."
Daria (1997)
"Not only that, she took the fat, you know, that she sucked out, and gave me these luscious lips."
Daria (1997)
"Dr. Shar says it'll only last a few months, but fortunately I still got my butt."
Daria (1997)
"Super cute!"
Daria (1997)
"What's the rule? Last hired, first fired?"
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"What?"
Daria (1997)
"Oh, Daria, don't be shy. Show me your boobs."
Daria (1997)
"Tell Mom and Dad that Dr. Shar says you need human growth hormone."
Daria (1997)
"I would."
Daria (1997)
"What I meant was, I don't feel like it."
Daria (1997)
"We're making a statement about solidarity!"
Daria (1997)
"No, like, what do we get?"
Daria (1997)
"It's, like, me, okay?"
Daria (1997)
"then I'll have to go back, and pretty soon it'll be like one of those vicious things!"
Daria (1997)
"I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, and I'll deny I every said it,"
Daria (1997)
"You're perfect."
Daria (1997)
"...and it was horrible."
Daria (1997)
""Sure, it's a nice car. Do you have enough gas to get back to Loserville?""
Daria (1997)
"and there's no getting around that."
Daria (1997)
"I'm truly touched."
Daria (1997)
"This is for you, Daria. Open it when you got some free time."
Daria (1997)
"And remember, money can make anyone look beautiful."
Daria (1997)
"So stop it."
Daria (1997)
"Oh my god what?"
Daria (1997)
"human beings have been blessed, and burdened, by awareness of their own image."
Daria (1997)
"Dr. Shar is very busy, sir. Quinn Morgendorffer!"
Daria (1997)
"It's a schnoz?!"
Daria (1997)
"Oh, honey, I wouldn't touch it."
Daria (1997)
"Quinn, honey, I like your attitude. You're open to life's possibilities."
Daria (1997)
"But you helped me buy this outfit!"
Daria (1997)
"Oh, well then, why don't you apply for a federal grant, dear."
Daria (1997)
"Well, whatever. Anyway, I could've come along for moral support."
Daria (1997)
"and I'm pretty sure this one guy fired a shot."
Daria (1997)
"Brooke, I must say, and I mean this in a not shallow way, you are totally cute now."
Daria (1997)
"At another hospital. In Belgium."
Daria (1997)
"So then I said,"
Daria (1997)
"So, Quinn, I was wondering if..."
Daria (1997)
"I didn't just say it was cute without thinking."
Daria (1997)
"Or I'll just say you followed me."
Daria (1997)
"That's right. In, out. That sounds good."
Daria (1997)
"two more..."
Daria (1997)
"Let's have a look, okay?"
Daria (1997)
"You're not really going to take that woman seriously, are you?"
Daria (1997)
"It's a fake boob."
Daria (1997)
"Here's what you do."
Daria (1997)
"Oh, hey, didn't mean to scare you, little guy! Make it ten."
Daria (1997)
"So Quinn's little friend, or whatever, take a look at this."
Daria (1997)
"We've been here an hour!"
Daria (1997)
"No! It's the tiniest little thing."
Daria (1997)
"Where will it end Daria?"
Daria (1997)
""Dr. Shar's Pre-Implant Temporary Bust Augmentations."
Daria (1997)
"That's imperfections, sweetie."
Daria (1997)
"Daria! Man, I need your advice. You're used to being unpopular."
Daria (1997)
"No. Thank you."
Daria (1997)
"Hmmm. Call me country bumpkin, but... what is it?"
Daria (1997)
"But instead, Dr. Shar will do me and charge them for you, and you'll probably grow anyway!"
Daria (1997)
"Because you all went to get nose jobs without me!"
Daria (1997)
"Sheesh, what would you want to look like that loser for?"
Daria (1997)
"Hmm. Why did I think this would be more interesting?"
Daria (1997)
"I would never tell Quinn that she looks cute in that thing she always wears."
Daria (1997)
"five crossed the street to get away,"
Daria (1997)
"You know, sisterhood is powerful!"
Daria (1997)
"I bet if I got some boobs on credit, I can get the rest of the money in no time."
Daria (1997)
"Where else could they have gone?"
Daria (1997)
"Maybe you can inject collagen into your lips in the shape of a smile."
Daria (1997)
"A little of each, Upchuck."
Daria (1997)
"Tell us about the part with Quinn again."
Daria (1997)
"...just caved in."
Daria (1997)
"I told Dr. Shar that I wanted cute, but you know, not too cute."
Daria (1997)
"Don't worry, it'll grow out."
Daria (1997)
"what happened this week when you said hello to people wearing your special ugly face?"
Daria (1997)
"Well, they could use it, I guess."
Daria (1997)
"How are the cramps?"
Daria (1997)
"It's not leftover nose pieces, is it?"
Daria (1997)
"Example:"
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"But you would never get a nose job. You're not that shallow."
Daria (1997)
"That's not true."
Daria (1997)
"You'll have to excuse me."
Daria (1997)
"It's Brooke's new nose. Isn't is cute?"
Daria (1997)
"Miss Pert 'N Pretty?"
Daria (1997)
"You've got to! Where else am I gonna get six thousand dollars?"
Daria (1997)
"then I'll have to be even more attractive just to keep up,"
Daria (1997)
"Yeah, she's super cute."
Daria (1997)
"Yeah, now she looks even less cute than she did before."
Daria (1997)
"Aw, hell."
Daria (1997)
"Quinn wasn't in that story. It was me, Tiffany, and Stacy."
Daria (1997)
"Let's ask an average person."
Daria (1997)
"Nothing to be afraid of."
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