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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S02E02)

"Susan got an offer she couldn't afford to refuse."
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"You've had too much to drink. Give me your keys."
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"- Oh, who was it? - That guy."
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"But now, three years after their divorce,"
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"... as partners in a crime of their own."
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"This is insurance fraud. We could go to jail."
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"You're set to go."
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"I know no one's asking me,"
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"If I see so much as one lingering gaze between the two of you,"
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"I mean, do we have to do the whole ring thing? [chuckles]"
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"It's got to look believable."
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"What... what did you do with it?"
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"I threw it out my car window somewhere on Route Seven."
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"you are so not allowed to get angry."
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"[Mary Alice] Yes, Susan Mayer believed the punishment should fit the crime."
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"an hour before closing time,"
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"a waiter would sing a selection of ridiculously depressing Italian arias."
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"[exhales]"
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"You've had a little too much wine tonight. How about I call you a cab?"
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"Oh, no, no, no, I'm OK."
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"[doorbell rings]"
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"Oh, it's, um... it's just,"
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"Your kids, they have any allergies I should know about?"
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"Really?"
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"lt'd be nice if I gave 'em back to you alive."
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"Just the twins and Penny?"
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"My wife has something to tell you."
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"So here's the deal. Um, there was a little miscommunication,"
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"and as it turns out, we don't need you."
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"Carlos, what are you doing?"
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"Well, I left Charles."
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"Money is not everything."
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"In fact, I bought myself a little gift to take my mind off my problems."
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"[laughs] Bye, Carlos."
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"but don't forget for one second that she is a monster."
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"Also, Dr Cunningham's schedule opened up,"
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"Oh, I have a wedding that day."
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"Uh, yeah, um,"
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"You are a good person."
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"Just so you know, if Edie catches you, I'm expecting you to swallow it."
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"Look, for the record,"
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"I had an allergic reaction to my antihistamine medication,"
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"but apparently, my body couldn't handle it."
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"So basically, you would rather drink than to not have allergies?"
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"- [doorbell] - [sighs]"
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"She was beautiful, wasn't she?"
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"Sit down. Your breakfast is getting cold."
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"Do I look like her?"
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"Because if I don't look like her, then I might look like my real dad."
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"[man] And once your daughter was dead, they had to get rid of her somehow."
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"But..."
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"...Paul Young's a different matter."
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"Delfino's bringing my grandson here."
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"I want to get the kid something."
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"Paul Young has had 16 years to get my grandkid anything he wants."
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"See to it that"
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"Hold on, it's almost halftime."
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"That crap might've flown for Mayer."
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"Come on, move it!"
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"No. Sit and watch your game. I was just giving you a hard time."
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"[banging on toy piano]"
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"But I had some cause for concern."
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"and the tests confirm there are complications."
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"Carlos, I am so sorry."
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"Mother, no."
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"This way the surrogate wouldn't be some impersonal incubator."
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"There'd be a family tie."
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"[scoffs]"
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"Just give her time."
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"[Penny cooing]"
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"[car horn honking]"
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"This isn't funny!"
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"Mrs McCluskey, hi."
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"Have you seen the Scavo boys?"
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"Hello."
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"[boys] Hi, Mommy!"
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"- Oh, my God! - Dad!"
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"Boys, what were you thinking, taking off like that?"
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"Well, OK, I know how this looks,"
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"Hey, I don't know about you,"
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"Oh, it's in the hotel lobby."
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"What? I thought we were gonna talk about how the surrogacy will work."
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"Here's how it's gonna work: Check yourself into the hotel,"
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"I'm pulling out. Watch your boobs."
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"[tyres screech]"
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"We tried to tell her we were going, but she was asleep."
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"OK, all right, that lie"
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"Did you even slow down the car down before you pushed her out?"
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"Generous?"
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"if she carried our child, we'd be footing the bill for years."
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"How do you know that?"
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"I know it's been a very long time, but maybe you can talk to her about it now."
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"Shut up and listen."
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"Deirdre's father, Noah Taylor,"
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"found out about Zach,"
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"and he wants to meet him."
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"Like maybe you told him?"
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"and the last thing either of us wants"
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"Apparently, they'll let anyone in here."
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"Can you excuse me for a second?"
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"I, um..."
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"- What? - Come on, get up."
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"Ooh. Sorry."
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"I have some news that's probably gonna devastate you."
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"So obviously, he's hidden the ring inside."
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"[no audible dialogue]"
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"[no audible dialogue]"
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"God, you never stop."
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"I'm in this for the sex, and if you can't accept it, then go to hell."
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"[sighs]"
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"Nothing."
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"It could be the answer to all of our problems, if you're still interested."
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"No, no, she can be convinced. I know it."
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"- Huh? - My zipper, it's stuck."
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"I know someone who works out."
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"...but you and Gabby are gonna have to mend some fences."
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"I think if you asked her about it, the two of you could finally get past it."
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"Your second husband, Alejandro."
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"When Gabby was 15, he assaulted her, sexually."
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"Look, I know that it comes as a shock for you to be hearing it from me..."
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