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Clips from 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)

"Congratulations Nicole."
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"Whew. I can't believe it..."
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"because that girl, you can't even look right at her."
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"She's so hot you need one of those eclipse-watching things..."
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"just to look directly at her, she's so radiantly hot!"
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"It makes me want to just throw her down, you know..."
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"Hey, Matt..."
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"You... you all right?"
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"- Oh, God. I am so sorry. - It's OK. It's OK."
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"Is there anything I can do to make it better?"
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"She met someone. Nicole's getting married."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I mean, what can I do?"
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"This isn't really a problem I know much about."
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"Listen, isn't part of the priestly thing..."
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"giving relationship advice?"
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"is not to have sex, remember?"
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"- Get out. - Fine."
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"- Good morning, Matt. - Morning, father."
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"Lent. Starts today."
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"I'm giving up my one vice..."
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"It's so hard giving up what you love the most."
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"And the question is?"
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"- Nicole. - Again?"
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"No sex for Lent... for forty days."
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"Lent is to remember..."
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"But when it comes down to it, that's exactly what this is."
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"This is growth, this is self-denial..."
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"Dude!"
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"It is that..."
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"You're totally right."
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"It has to be sex and all things sex-like."
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"Just listen, here's the plan."
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"Two... no sexual intimacy of any kind."
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"No sucking, no fondling. None of that."
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"And three..."
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"Oh, you're wrong, brother."
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"I'm gonna go the distance."
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"♪ Then I was grown to be a man ♪"
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"♪ Grown to be a man ♪"
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"♪ My mama loves me ♪"
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"He's just taken a vow of celibacy."
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"When I'm finished with that, I'm gonna do..."
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"We're going out tonight. There's this club..."
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"Can't. I have laundry."
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"Do you know why they call it down under, Matt?"
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"I still can't."
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"Do you realize how much time we waste thinking about girls?"
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"That's cool. I can do that. That's cool."
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"I'll tell 'em you said hi."
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"Ohh."
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"A lovers' rendezvous."
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"and then look them up later?"
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"Right? And you underlined tryst..."
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"I do that, too, so..."
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"Matt?"
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"It was on the cover of the magazine."
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"Can I borrow a sheet of fabric softener?"
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"It's been really fun almost chatting with you."
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"Same time next week?"
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"You are way ahead of schedule."
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"If I were you, I'd give me something else to do quick."
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"I know window treatments aren't the sexiest..."
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"Oh, no, no. Doesn't bother me at all."
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"Good. You'll be designing the entire webpage."
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"Hey, Ryan. What's happening?"
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"Looking for my Temple of Poon tape?"
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"What the fuck is going on here?"
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"You can't. This isn't a personal attack towards you."
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"No man can do it. It goes against nature."
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"The male was biologically designed to spread his seed."
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"You're gonna piss off the seeds, man!"
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"You're gonna... It goes against science!"
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"You want to be the guy who goes against science?"
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"And two?"
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"You think you can go forty days?"
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"Four... You... This isn't normal!"
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"She got engaged, Ryan."
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"Well..."
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"I knew that. I knew that. I... I didn't tell you..."
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"just because I thought you'd get pissed off."
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"I'm sorry. I should have told you."
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"I know that. I completely should have told you."
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"I'm sorry. Just explain this to me, though, all right?"
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"Nicole gets engaged, you decide to take a vow of abstinence."
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"Haven't you gotten to the point where you need to take a break?"
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"Yes! Look, Matt, I swear off girls once a week."
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"Then, before you know it, it's morning."
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"That's part of the game."
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"Did your brother put you up to this or something?"
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"It's a minimum bet of $50 a day, which goes into the pot."
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"If your day's the day, you win the pot, less expenses..."
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"If more than one person bets on the winning day..."
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"they split the pot according to the percentage..."
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"of the day's total bets that have been placed."
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"But, dude, you spank it."
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"- No jerkin' off? - True."
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"Yeah. That's why my money's on today."
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"one... will it be with some girl?"
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"Two... will it be some lonely night down the stretch? Pbbt."
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"How will we know that, exactly?"
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"but I can tell you that there is somebody on the inside."
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"Yep. Like Ryan."
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"OK, so Matt doesn't know anything?"
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"This is great. I mean, this is crazy great."
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"What?"
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"You know what I gave up for Lent?"
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"Meat. Why don't you try something like that?"
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"Trust me. Celibacy takes years..."
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"of commitment, character, and discipline..."
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"A little willpower?"
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"You have no idea."
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"To them, forty minutes is like an eternity."
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"Their entire lives revolve around their penises."
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"How many days do you think he'll last?"
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"Days? Mm-mmm, girl. Watch this."
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"You are so bad."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Did you, um, do these layouts?"
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"I helped on them, kind of."
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