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Clips from 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)

"These are amazing."
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"You're like this totally amazing layout guy."
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"You do?"
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"Yeah."
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"Yes, you do."
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"but, um, I don't know what to get."
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"I don't know."
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"like a cute little pussycat or something."
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"'Cause if you're not doing anything later..."
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"you should come over and help me pick one out."
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"because pussycats are mean to butterflies."
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"They don't like them. They dislike them very much..."
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"and hit them with their paws..."
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"Well, OK, if you change your mind..."
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"Did she just Xerox her ass?"
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"Give me a call, OK?"
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"Obviously, you're gonna call her."
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"No. I'm not gonna call her."
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"Didn't you just do it last week?"
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"Just keeping it clean."
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"Who is she?"
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"Look, I'm not gonna sit in my room..."
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"- Oh, you like her! - It's... it's not that."
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"No, no, no! Have a nice time."
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"♪ Basically probability ♪"
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"♪ Train comes, I don't know its destination ♪"
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"Busted."
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"♪ Train comes, I don't know... ♪"
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"Yeah."
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"I thought I should tell you I can speak just fine."
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"They were all out of flowers."
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"Yeah. That's cute."
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"Officially Matt."
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"Officially."
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"So, you normally do your laundry on Friday nights?"
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"Well, there was a party..."
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"Don't you ever feel like you just keep meeting..."
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"Like people that went to this kind of college..."
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"And now work that kind of job, right?"
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"Yeah."
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"I want to have a party with a list at the door..."
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"of all my friends and friends of friends..."
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"Nobody on that list would have talked to me..."
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"like you did last week."
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"Fair enough, fair enough."
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"So, what do you do for laundry money?"
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"I'm a cyber nanny."
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"I spend all day looking for pornography on the web."
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"All right, say you have a ten-year-old kid..."
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"and then gets lesbian mud wrestling."
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"- Probably not the best thing. - But you can't avoid it."
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"Sandy's hot box..."
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"and my favorite, vagina beach."
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"So, you have to look at these sex sites all day long?"
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"Yeah. All day."
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"God, yes. Same thing happens to me."
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"What, you're going on a date with her?"
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"Oh, I'm totally into her."
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"and we are totally connecting..."
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"Dude, you've got to tell her. Seriously."
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"You go three, and you're a homo."
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"Yeah, yeah, I can see that."
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"He is taking her on... the bus."
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"On the bus where?"
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"Yeah. Mine's the post office."
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"I don't understand. So he's gonna get laid?"
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"- Shut up! - Shut up!"
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"Are you gonna be OK with this guy?"
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"Yeah. He's great."
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"If I bring this guy home tonight..."
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"you better make yourself scarce, and I'm not joking, Sam."
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"♪ Ahh, all about chemistry ♪"
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"Hmm. Told you."
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"there was a guy who got us kicked off a bus..."
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"and another guy who tried to steal a bus..."
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"Where do you find guys like that?"
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"I don't. I don't. They just..."
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"What about you? Any criminal records, addictions..."
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"or weird little secrets I should know about right now?"
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"Yeah. I didn't think so."
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"I've never had so much fun on a bus before."
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"I'll... Unh! Whoa! Aah!"
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"- Ow. - W-watch that."
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"Very soon. Like tomorrow. I'll give you a call."
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"- Great. - Bye!"
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"- Like, a high five? - No. More like a Gimme five."
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"Some guys are just different about this stuff, you know."
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"Well, I trust him. That means a lot."
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"Apparently, speed is a very expensive drug, Sam."
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"Dude, you are so gone."
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"I'm treated like an equal, and we're connecting..."
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"It totally sucks."
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"So, how did it go last night, champ?"
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"What?"
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"With your date. Did you hit that or what?"
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"What... what..."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Nothing. Whoo. That was weird."
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"No more drugs pour moi."
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"This is a complicated betting pool."
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"It's a little too late, dude."
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"Today's bets. Originally, the spread favored day 26..."
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"but with all the dating action in Mattland these days..."
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"I had one come in all the way from Bangladesh."
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"Little Haji just loves to roll the dice."
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"and I gave him a good price."
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"Hey! You know where Erica Sutton is?"
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"- Yeah. She's... - Where?"
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"Don't explain. You don't have to."
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"Erica! Erica, I should have told you about this."
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"I thought you'd think I was a freak. I'm sorry."
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"Plus, if I told you, you'd think I was a sex addict."
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"Then what is the point?"
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"What is the point of this whole thing?"
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"I just wanted to see what it would be like..."
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"without all the shit that sex brings to the picture."
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"No! I... Look, I was going through a really rough time..."
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"I wanted to stop thinking about sex."
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"Not that I was thinking about sex all the time..."
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"I'm glad it's working for one of us."
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