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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Local Vendors Day (S03E03)

"I had to prove that I wasn't in Tucson."
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"How would I even do that?"
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"You take a picture of yourself with a newspaper"
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"not from Tucson."
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"You made me take care of the tropical fish that you raised"
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"even though I can't afford the tank maintenance."
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"I had to take out a loan."
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"to change your screensaver to flying toasters."
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"She gave birth in her tub."
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"Okay, I... I am sorry, then."
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"I'll never pressure you again."
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"And it's like, why would I even want a Vespa?"
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"My vertigo was going crazy at the time."
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"I had to sit down in the shower."
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"So I can do hats with squirrels on them."
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"I can do scarves with birds on them."
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"What about a scarf with a squirrel on it?"
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"No."
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"I mean, I guess technically I could."
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"- Hey, what's up? - Ah, answering in Inglés?"
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"I'm gonna have to take away your Latino card."
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"I guess you do. I had no idea you spoke Spanish."
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"Oh, sí, claro Que sí."
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"We spoke Spanish in mi casa all the time."
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"Uh, lunes, martes, miércoles, and so on."
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"Mm."
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"- That is Bud Light. - Thank you."
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"No, no, man. I don't care."
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"It's just that I want her to admit that I'm right."
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"Right, that sounds like caring."
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"No, no, no, no, dude. I don't care."
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"- No, dude, I don't care. - Right."
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"Mm!"
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"Hey, feel like getting some lunch?"
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"Oh, no, I'm not really hungry."
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"People aren't buying anything anymore."
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"Earlier I was selling a lot,"
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"Well, you know retail."
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"That's probably it."
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"I just can't help but kind of feel like a failure as a woman."
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"You know, my lady parts are all dried up."
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"- They're not. - I can't do needlepoint"
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"up to the standards of these people."
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"My hair won't hold a perm."
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"When is it Jerusha's turn?"
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"Oh, come on."
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"It'll be fine. Sales will pick up."
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"I mean, people love your scarves."
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"- What about my hats? - Oh, and your hats too."
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"- Even more than your scarves. - More?"
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"No, the... the same."
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"Look, it'll get better. I promise."
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"Really?"
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"Sí."
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"Wow, this is great. I'm looking forward to it."
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"- Oh, sí. - Awesome."
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"So you agreed to something, and you have"
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"no idea what it was?"
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"It sounded like "mana sola rar"..."
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""mana sola ray.""
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"- Bensoso? - Mañana."
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"- Mantilla. - Mango?"
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"Manaquina. Manila?"
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"No, you're not listening."
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"Okay, stop, stop, stop!"
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"It's not helping."
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"Don't you speak Spanish?"
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"Um, yeah. Some."
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"But he was talking so fast."
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"And plus he's got that Dominican accent,"
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"so he was, like, dropping S's and, like, moving L's to R's."
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"And it was a mess."
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"The only Spanish words I know are más tequila."
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"Oh, hey, Jonah, do you speak Spanish?"
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"- No, why? - Don't worry about it."
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"and we're trying to figure out what he said."
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"You have a... a boyfriend?"
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"No, just some guy that I've gone on a couple dates with."
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"Alex, the beverage guy."
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"Cheyenne, look up the Spanish term for,"
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""Would you like to have sex in the butt?""
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"What? Why?"
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"Because that may be what you agreed to."
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"Oh, busy day, huh?"
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"Whoa, wow."
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"Well, hey, if you do, no worries,"
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"'cause you got a whole row of beer right behind you."
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"Oh, no, yeah. Probably not."
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"Hey, you know what is interesting?"
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"I had a friend try one of your samples,"
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"and... this is crazy... totally independently,"
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"also said it tastes like Bud Light."
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"- Well, it's not. - Well, hey, look."
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"I wouldn't judge you if it was."
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"for $2 worth of Bud Light."
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"And I'd appreciate that respect"
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"if that's what I were doing."
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"- Okay, well... - Okay, well."
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"Life is a highway."
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"What?"
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"I got to get back to work."
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"So what do you want me to buy from her?"
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"Oh, it doesn't matter. Just get as much as you can"
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"- for $200, okay? - Yeah, okay."
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"- I can do that. - Thank you."
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"Oh, wow, um, let's find out."
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"Damn it, random man!"
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"- Okay. - Hey, you know, I don't think"
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"you want to be spending all your money here."
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"- I thought I was supposed to... - What are you doing?"
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"Well, nothing. It's just that $200 is a lot"
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"to spend on candy when there's so many other booths."
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"Who asked you to get involved?"
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"- Glenn, what's going on? - He's messing with my sale."
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"- What do you want me to buy? - That's what's going on."
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"It's okay. I... I just want everybody to be happy."
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"Then mind your own [bleep] business."
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"O-okay."
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""Lay Na sol ya Ra.""
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"Says it's Hindi."
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