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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Local Vendors Day (S03E03)

"A Dominican person could speak Hindi if he wanted to."
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"He could learn it."
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"That's great about you"
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"and the beverage guy. I love that guy."
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"- Really good guy. - Do you know him?"
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"We've never talked, but we'll wave, you know?"
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"Or he'll nod if he's, you know, pushing the dolly or something."
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"He's a great, great guy."
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"Why didn't you just tell him that you didn't understand what he was saying?"
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"Because then he would just go on and on"
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"What's a Latina card?"
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"Like when you go to Sharky's, you earn points."
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"We should go on a double date together."
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"You and, um, the beverage guy and Kelly and me."
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"Guys, Amy's in uncharted territory right now."
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"She usually only dates white men."
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"Well, that's pretty racist."
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"That's not true. I don't just date white men."
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"I dated one white guy 15 years ago,"
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"and I just happened to marry him."
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"I'm gonna call Kelly. I'm gonna text her."
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"I'm gonna call her."
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"Just because she has a preference doesn't mean she's racist."
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"I don't have a preference. And if I did,"
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"it probably wouldn't be white guys."
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"You know what? She's here. I could just go up and talk to her."
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"Eh, I'm gonna text her."
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"I'm sorry, isn't having a preference the definition of racism?"
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"I think it's racist to have a non-preference."
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"but you can't say, "I'm into everyone but Cuban guys.""
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"I totally kissed a black guy once."
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"Who?"
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"You don't know him. It was from high school."
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"What was his name?"
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"- Peter. - Peter the black guy?"
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"Yeah, okay, that doesn't sound right, but whatever."
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"She's in!"
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"Kelly's in. This is gonna be..."
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"this is gonna be great."
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"I don't know, man."
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"Sometimes I just think that maybe it was a mistake"
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"to sink my life savings into this."
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"Yeah, well..."
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"Uh..."
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"That means a lot, man."
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"- You know? - Yeah, yeah, sure."
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"Hey. On the house."
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"Oh, no, no, no, I couldn't."
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"It's gonna make me real happy."
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"- Okay. - Yeah!"
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"- Thank you. - Hey, hey, hey,"
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"where you going?"
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"Pop it in."
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"you wanted me to, uh, eat it right now?"
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"I want to see the look in your eyes when that cheese hits your tongue."
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"Yes, I will... I will do this."
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"I will put this in there."
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"Mmm!"
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"- Really? - Mm-hmm."
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"- That is such a relief. - Mm-hmm."
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"I haven't tried it yet."
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"To be honest, it kind of grosses me out."
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"Hey, guys."
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"No one wanted to buy anything from Jerusha, right?"
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"Just asking as a pal, not your boss."
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"Just as a pal who loves crafts."
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"No, thank you. I don't really like them."
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"Okay. Cool."
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"Mateo?"
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"You know, you would look really fetching"
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"in a bird scarf."
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"Oh, I never cover my neck. It's my best feature."
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"Also, I'm saving up for something I actually want to buy."
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"- Justine? - Hard pass."
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"I think the crossword puzzles are harder in spring."
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"Listen up!"
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"Everybody here better get out there and start buying stuff from my wife!"
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"I feel like you're pressuring us."
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"You're goddamn right, I'm pressuring you."
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"You buy stuff, or you're fired!"
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"- What? - Yeah, and if you tell anyone"
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"I did this, I'll lie."
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"And I'll say that I didn't."
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"And they'll believe me, because I'm the boss!"
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"You move your ass!"
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"I had my medicine in that."
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"I crush it up and hide it to trick myself."
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"Oh, let me... let me help you."
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"Maybe it's right on top here."
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"And actually the yeast that I use is a descendant"
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"of the original Bavarian wild yeasts..."
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"It's Bud Light. It's Bud Light."
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"It's a descendant of Bud Light because it's Bud Light."
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"- What are you doing? - Just admit it's Bud Light."
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"I buy the kegs wholesale, and then I mark up the bottles."
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"Now, could you please stop telling everyone?"
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"Thank you for just being honest with me."
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"That's all I wanted."
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"Now, how about I take you out sometime?"
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"Hey. I'm taking off."
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"Uh, yeah."
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"Tonight, um, so do I need to, like,"
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"wear anything or maybe bring something?"
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"And, um..."
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"and you're sure this is something I'm gonna enjoy?"
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"I mean, we don't have to if you don't want to."
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"- Huh? - My Spanish isn't that good."
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"My parents never made me speak it in the house,"
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"and I really don't feel like I should be made to feel guilty about that, okay?"
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"I was just asking if you're cool driving for an hour"
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"to this barbecue place I like."
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"Oh. Oh, cool."
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"- Yeah, that's, uh, cool. - Cool."
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"- Yeah. - Cool."
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"Yeah."
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"Like all the stuff about my mom and my family?"
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"Oh, no, no, no. That... that stuff I totally got."
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"Your family, they're a riot."
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"What a... what a hoot."
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"I am so proud of you, my little saleswoman."
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