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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Local Vendors Day (S03E03)

"Oh, my God. So much effort."
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"I sent a nude fax once."
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"- Full face? - Full face."
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"Just as, you know, a little thank-you for,"
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"you know, the gift that you're giving to Glenn and me."
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"- Wow. - It's a stork."
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"Yeah, it took me over 30 hours."
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"No offense, but it just really freaks me out."
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"And I do not want this in my home."
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"Or, to be honest, on the planet."
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"- Thanks. - Oh, okay."
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"to sell cheese you made out of breast milk."
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"Yeah, well, it's been a lot of trial and error."
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"you get boob yogurt,"
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"and that's just gross."
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"And then there's the scavenging."
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"Oh, and then my lizard ate a bunch of my samples."
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"Wait, wait, wait. Let's go back to scavenging."
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"Well, I mainly work with found milk."
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"- Found milk? - Mm-hmm."
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"You know, a mom leaves a bottle on a table at a food court and,"
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"you figure she's okay with people taking a little off the top."
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"Ever since the storm, he's become the most amazing hider."
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"Sometimes I can't find him for days."
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"That's great."
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"Hey, were you guys talking about Jerry?"
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"Yeah, this weekend,"
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"we're taking the rails off the toilet."
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"Yeah, hey, you know what'd be really good for his recovery?"
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"A nice cozy scarf from Jerusha's booth."
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"Better get over there fast, you know, before she sells out."
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"Oh, did... did you want us to go right now?"
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"Whoa, someone's excited."
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"Yeah, go ahead."
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"But, uh..."
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"Uh, yep. Okay, let's go."
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"Whoa, I am jealous of you."
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"Thanks, yeah. Would you like a taste?"
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"- All right, cheers. - Cheers."
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"Mmm, it, uh..."
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"wow, it tastes like Bud Light."
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"You're funny."
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"Well, yeah, I mean, I'm definitely a little bit of a crack-up but,"
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"this is Bud Light, right?"
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"No. I guess if you're not used to drinking craft beer,"
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"it might take a little time for your palate to adjust."
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"Hmm."
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"You know, if you buy just one more scarf,"
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"you get a free other scarf."
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"Um..."
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"Sure. Let's do it."
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"Jerusha's sales seem to be picking up a little bit, huh?"
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"Yeah. God, I am so proud of her."
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"'Cause, you know, needlepoint comes easy to a lot of people."
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"But not Jerusha."
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"I just can't help but wonder if some of the employees"
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"I'm not pressuring anyone."
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"No, of course not, but there's..."
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"yeah, I think there's an inherent coercive power"
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"that you wield over the employees,"
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"even... even if you're not conscious of it."
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"Yeah, sure, sure, but you know,"
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"I think if I was doing something subconsciously,"
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"I'd know it."
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"Right. Yeah."
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"Yeah, I just, you know... I think, uh..."
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"I think what I'm saying is,"
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"Maybe you should be careful how you use your power..."
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"Handsome."
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"Did you design this? This is very impressive."
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"It came to me in a dream."
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"And it is taking forever."
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"Well, you know, if you get hungry,"
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"I highly recommend the mini burritos."
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"I don't know, there's something lame about a"
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"burnout white dude making money off Mexican food."
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"Yeah, but in fairness to Burrito Brian,"
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"I don't think he's making any money."
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"And he did spend some time in Costa Rica."
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"Burritos aren't from Costa Rica."
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"Yeah, no, I know. Obviously."
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"They're from other places."
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"Be careful."
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"I'm gonna have to take away your Latina card."
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"Yeah, my Latina card."
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"Here you go. Take it."
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"No, um, that's a picture of a kid."
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"If you were to describe me... you know, like,"
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""Amy is the blank one," what would you say?"
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"Oh, Amy's the divorced one."
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"Ooh, the sad one."
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"- Oh, I could see that. - No, something more obvious."
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"- Like, what am I? - Oh, the short one."
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"- The older one. - Mmm, Amy's the Miranda one."
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"Guys, I'm the Latina one."
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"- Uh... - Sort of."
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"That's a fact."
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"I mean, you don't even like spicy food, so..."
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"Not that all Latinos are good dancers,"
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"but it definitely feels like you're one level below"
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"This is the first time you've dated a Latino guy,"
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"and you're out of your element."
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"I am not out of my element."
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"I... I am the element."
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"I'm... the element is in me."
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"Okay, quick tip."
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"You'll drive him wild."
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"- It works. - It really does."
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"I've dated a lot of Latin men."
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"A lot of them."
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"None of you feel pressured"
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"to buy Jerusha's needlepoint, right?"
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"Or had to because you appreciate quality?"
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"But maybe quality. I don't know."
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"Come on, you guys should know me by now."
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"I never pressure you."
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"So this is not my fault."
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"I felt pressured to buy cookies from your foster kids."
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"And then someone in Tucson bought a Vespa"
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"with my credit card, and the bank said"
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