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Clips from Superstore - Election Day (S02E02)

"Surprise!"
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"Oh, hey. Hi."
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"What are you... what are you doing here?"
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"You said you'd help me pick out some towels."
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"Oh, hi. I'm Naomi."
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"Amy, this is Naomi. She... we're..."
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"Oh, it's okay. We don't have to label it yet."
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"You too. As well."
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"Yeah."
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"Naomi works the cheese booth"
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"at the farmers market by my house."
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"Yes, the cheese booth, not the soap booth."
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"I forgot about that guy!"
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""Where's the soap booth?""
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"Yeah."
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"So do you have time now?"
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"Yeah, well... Amy, is it cool if I help Naomi"
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"pick out some stuff for her apartment,"
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"and then we'll do the pamphlet stuff after?"
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"Yeah. Of course that's cool."
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"Wow, a new apartment. A new man."
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"It's a good time to be Naomi, hey?"
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"Yeah. Thanks."
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"Okay. All right."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Rats gave birth in the nacho cheese."
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"Cooked themselves to death."
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"Hey, Marcus!"
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"Hey... you've been to prison, right?"
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"Yeah. I mean, like, barely."
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"Long enough to form lifelong friendships."
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"How do you think a guy like me would do in there?"
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"Baby face. Kind eyes."
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"Soft skin. Cute tummy."
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"You'd be very popular."
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"Oh. Well, that's good."
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"No, that's bad."
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"That's very bad."
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"Oh."
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"Let's say, hypothetically,"
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"that two people accidentally committed a crime."
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"There may have been a witness."
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"Okay, well, if it were me,"
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"Ah... I guess I'd get my partner to confess on tape."
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"That way, if it went south,"
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"you could trade that in for a reduced sentence."
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"That's what my mom did to me."
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"Huh."
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"Okay."
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"Thanks."
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"Hey, Marcus. You've been to prison, right?"
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"Oh-ho-ho. Look who's in demand today."
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"It screams you, actually."
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"Yeah, that's a very "you" towel. Okay, you can have that one."
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"No? All right."
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"Did you guys meet Naomi?"
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"Yeah, she's really cute for Jonah."
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"Do you think they're serious?"
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"Oh, yeah. They've had sex, like, 11 times."
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"- Really? - I don't know."
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"Why would I know that?"
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"You okay, sweetie? You seem stressed."
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"Oh. Oh."
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"My shoulders are so tight."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I was trying to feel your breasts."
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"Maybe he's drunk."
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"There's a lot of drunk people here."
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"Attention, my fellow Americans."
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"I'm not sure what it is,"
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"but it sounds more powerful than a normal train."
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"Let's make this happen, people."
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"Vote Supertrain."
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"Testing."
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"Hey, you wanted to see me?"
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"Yeah. Come on in."
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"I thought we should talk about"
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"all the stuff that went on today."
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"Yeah. Actually, I was thinking the same thing."
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"It would be great to just get on the same page."
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"So, Dina Fox."
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"What time is it?"
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"4:17 on November 8th, 2016, right?"
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"Yeah. Crazy day, especially given"
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"all the things you did, Glenn Sturgis,"
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"Hey."
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"I'm sorry. I didn't know Naomi was coming in today."
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"No, it's... I mean, it's totally fine."
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"I was just surprised."
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"I didn't even know you were dating anyone."
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"Oh."
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"No! No, I don't care."
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"I was just making conversation."
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"Ah, so the new shift starts soon."
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"Do you want me to just hand these out as people clock in..."
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"Oh, do you know what?"
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"Actually, I got someone else to help."
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"Hey, you're gonna vote how I tell you to vote,"
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"or I swear to God,"
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"I'm gonna put a cricket in your house,"
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"and it'll drive you crazy."
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"Marcus?"
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"Yeah. Well, you were busy, and, you know,"
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"I figured your shift is over, so..."
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"Yeah. Yeah, no. Cool. Um..."
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"Okay, then, I'm gonna clock out."
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"- Yeah. See you tomorrow. - Okay."
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"- We're gonna vote right now. - Put me down! My bones!"
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"Put me down!"
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"Okay. Don't ask me any questions,"
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"but I want to buy your sticker."
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"I can't tell you why."
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"Okay."
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"It's just, you know, it's kind of a secret."
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"I absolutely do not care."
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"Excuse me."
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"- It's kind of a long story. - Do not care."
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"Okay."
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"You know, that's funny, because I distinctly remembered"
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"you destroying the ballots, Glenn Sturgis."
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