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Clips from The Beverly Hillbillies - Season 1- Episode 5

"Kinfolks have certain rights. Family comes first."
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"He sure is proud of that family name, ain't he?"
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"Yep. To hear him talk, the Butlers don't get wet when it rains."
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"(knocking)"
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"some people from the ranch brought this for madam."
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"- From a ranch? - Well, he said they mentioned cattle."
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"They called themselves Granny and Ellie May."
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"Suey, suey! (squealing and mooing)"
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"Aw, hitch! Aw, get in there, pig! Come on!"
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"(mooing)"
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"No, surely not. Marie, tell me I'm hearing things."
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"You're hearing things, sir."
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"- Cows, chickens, pigs, goats. - No."
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"Anything I can do, sir?"
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"Pray, Marie. Pray."
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"Oh, hi, Mr. Drysdale! Did your wife get up?"
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"Ellie May, where's your father?"
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"No, he called on the telephone and some man brought 'em in a truck."
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"Go get him."
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"Come on out to the stock pen!"
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"Stock pen!"
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"(slow banjo music and animal sounds)"
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"and put some of my money in stock."
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"Yes, a good stock fence right outside."
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"Of course that one across the middle ain't so much."
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"(mooing)"
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"Bull's already jumped it twice and it ain't even matin' season."
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"(upbeat banjo music)"
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"Got ourselves some mighty fine lookin' stock."
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"Course they need a little fattenin' up."
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"Mr. Drysdale happy to see 'em?"
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"Granny, he was so happy, he couldn't talk."
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"He just kind of hung on the fence"
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"and made little gurglin' noises in his throat."
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"I'm glad to be able to help him forget his trouble for a second."
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"Here's the goat's milk, Granny."
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"Ooh, good, Ellie! Now you run that right over to Mrs. Drysdale."
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"That soberin' up mash smarts considerable"
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"'less you follow it up with fresh goat's milk."
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"Ellie, Mr. Drysdale ever find his tongue?"
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"Yeah, Pa. Whiles I was milkin' the goat,"
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"I heard him kind of mumblin' like he was givin' thanks."
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"He says, "Oh, what have I done to deserve this?""
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"You know, Granny, it gives a person a mighty good feeling to help a neightbor."
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"You betcha. And he needs us, cause his wife's kin ain't no help."
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"Who's that?"
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"That high and mighty Mr. Butler, that's who came to the door"
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"when Ellie and me took the mash over."
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"Wouldn't even let us see Mrs. Drysdale."
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"You can't hardly blame him for not wanting folks to see her."
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"Uncle Jed, the bull jumped that little fence again,"
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"so I tied him back over on his side."
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"It's the funniest thing, what happened to him."
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"You know how he was hanging on the fence of the stock pen?"
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"Kind of gurglin' and mumblin', happy-like?"
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"Well, all of a sudden, he points up towards his house and says,"
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""My wife! That's her window!""
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"And then he goes tearin' off into the bushes"
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"like a bear was after him."
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"She took some mash and he seen her jump!"
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"Ooh! Oh, Sonny, Sonny!"
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"and suddenly this dreadful giant appeared with a huge gun"
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"Ahh! Did Ravenswood bring my darling boy some nice vichyssoise?"
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"Claude. Claude!"
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"Marie! Marie, come and get Claude!"
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"What's the matter here?"
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"- Is something wrong? - Yes, Marie, open the window!"
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"that grows down the flanks of that tennis court next door."
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"Now open the window!"
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"- Alright, dear, but first I have a surprise. - Surprise?"
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"Granny! Granny! That there Butler fellow wouldn't let me through that door again."
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"And he wouldn't take this milk, neither."
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"Why not?"
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"He said he wouldn't touch nothing more from us without it more sterilized."
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"Oh, we had that in school once! That means soaked in alcohol."
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"Alcohol?"
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"It appears to me like Mr.Drysdale's got two drinkers on his hands."
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"Mrs. Drysdale must be in terrible shape."
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"Fightin' mean, scratchin' and clawin' people and everything."
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"And sure enough, pretty soon, this poor girl come a-runnin' down yellin',"
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""Take me to the doctor! I got Claude!""
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"Family or no family, that woman needs help, and by thunder, she's gonna get it!"
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"(upbeat guitar music)"
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"You know I'm much too nervous to watch television."
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"Those Boston doctors."
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"Milburn, I do not want to watch television."
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"Well you don't have to watch it dear, just listen."
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"Western? Milburn, shut that off and open the window!"
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"Oh, there we are!"
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"I am, dear."
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"(gunshots and horses galloping on television)"
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"There, you see? The cattle are in and the sheep"
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"Well if you won't turn it off, I will."
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"Oh dear, I do admit that's a very old plot"
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"That medical program, go back to that."
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"- I want the medical program. - Alright."
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"(classical music on television)"
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"I still hear the cattle - and the goats!"
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"Yes! You see, you see,"
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"this is the latest thing in television programs."
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"- A medical Western? - Yes! I think it's called,"
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"That's where he pointed to, right there!"
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"I've gotta get some fresh goat's milk up to that woman, some way!"
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"How 'bout me?"
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"No Ellie. Your're too young to handle somebody wrestling in the grip"
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"I've gotta get up there and have a goat handy to milk every so often."
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"- I think I've got it figured out, Granny. - What?"
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"I'd get a rope, throw it over that limb, hoist ya up to the window."
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"Jethro. You get that Mr. Butler away from the front door."
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"And Ellie, you take a nanny goat, lead it upstairs to her room for granny."
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"Alright, Pa. But that little goat ain't gonna do nothing unless he's got"
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"that little chicken sittin' on his back."
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"That's alright, raw egg ain't gonna do Ms. Drysdale a bit of harm."
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"(guitar music)"
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"(goat bleating)"
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"(guitar music)"
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"Oh, don't leave me. I love you."
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"I love you too, Milburn."
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"Why don't you come to Boston with me?"
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"You haven't seen Sonny for a long time."
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