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Clips from The Beverly Hillbillies - Season 1- Episode 5

"I don't understand. Why have you suddenly decided to go back to Boston?"
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"Let them dare to tell me now I don't have a nervous disposition."
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"I've been even having hallucinations. It's wonderful!"
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"- Hallucinations? - I just saw a witch fly by that window"
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"and there's a goat in the bathtub with a chicken riding on it's back."
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"Oh, you couldn't see them, dear."
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"There goes that witch again!"
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"Oh, oh! Milburn! I'm the happiest woman in the world!"
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"(banjo music)"
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"- It's too late, Jed. - Wadda ya mean, Granny?"
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"and I see this here lady fighting with a furry-looking varmint."
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"why, I shot it on the fly with both barrels."
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"You see, Ms. Drysdale is what city folks calls a ..."
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"That's what I'll give her first."
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"- Okay, Pa. - Well, let's get a'going."
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"Well, we'd better get busy now if we're gonna find - -"
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"No, sir, I didn't."
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"Every time I went to lookin' for it somebody always comes to the door."
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"Doggonit! Never fails!"
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"Please stop calling me Miss Hathaway."
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"Now if I can call you by your first name, Jethro, surely you can do the same for me."
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"Mr. Drysdale, he told Uncle Jed"
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"He dictated a memo on that."
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"Oh, Uncle Jed, he wouldn't buy no bum steer."
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"Next it's got, uh, USSes."
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"Just between you and me, that Miss Hathaway can't spell for sour grapes."
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"How are you going to get all that on the truck?"
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"and they'll bring 'em out."
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"I'll give you information"
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"Why thank you, ma'am. This here is Jed Clampett,"
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"Well I'm glad to see her family ain't ashamed to help her."
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"- Certainly not! - Oh. Just lettin' it pile up on her, huh?"
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"Did you say something, dear?"
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"Come in!"
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"I beg your pardon, sir. The butler said"
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"He brought cattle into this beautiful estate?"
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"Yes, sir. I'm just fixin' to go milk the goats."
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"Yes sir, Mr. Drysdale, I finally took your advice"
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"How's that goat milk, Ellie?"
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"Claude! He's, he's having a seizure or something!"
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"She says, "Marie, Marie! Come and get Claude!""
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"Milburn, have you taken leave of your senses?"
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"are fighting it out."
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"Well, don't you think that's a bit depressing?"
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"A medical Western."
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"Packing. I'm leaving immediately."
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"It's marvellous. Wait until those doctors hear this!"
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"I'll bet we're the only family in Beverly Hills that ain't got a mule."
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"They had the audacity to tell me that I was perfectly healthy."
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"Just fine, Pa!"
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"Well, darling, how do you feel?"
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"This sure is a dandy pen, Mr. Drysdale."
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"Oh, I pert near forgot! I have to have some goat's milk!"
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"- Are you her kin? - I'm a butler."
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"(slide music)"
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"I hear her yellin' and screamin' clear from upstairs."
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"Ellie, if you're going out in the brush huntin' stuff for Granny,"
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"Do you know the number you wish to reach?"
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"Yes, she'll commence to doing some tall jumping."
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"(relaxing music)"
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"every half hour to stop the burnin'."
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"Don't move, I'll be right back!"
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"(gunshots)"
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"'Sage Brush Surgeon'."
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"Only someone with my shattered nervous system."
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"Aw, Jethro, it ain't fit for a man to be in a woman's bedroom."
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"(mooing)"
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"The lady was Ms. Drysdale."
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"(doorbell chimes melodically)"
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"Granny. You know, Jethro. Could be that there fox was Ms. Drysdale's pet."
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"Well-to-do neighborhood like this, folks is bound to keep goats."
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"I don't need this list no how."
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"Hank, get me out, cos she won't open the window!"
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"That sure is a dandy pig, Jethro."
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"Well, howdy, Miss Jethro!"
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"Heist me up again!"
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"one look at those hillbillies--"
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"No Uncle Jedd, it was a fox."
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"I caught her just in time. The chauffeur had to help me get her into the car."
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"A little? Her own husband says her bedroom was full of bottles!"
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"What about Claude?"
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"Maybe it's for the best that you know about that poor woman next door, Ellie."
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"Yes, and if that tree should ever lose its leaves and she gets"
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"Why in tarnation would she want a sneaky old fox for a pet?"
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"- What kind of people? - Ask your Pa."
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"Ooh! And the biggest toad you can find."
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"Well, most of the stuff I got, but it takes coonroot, retchweed,"
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"Well, let's be thankful for one thing, Mr. Drysdale."
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"Oh. Oh, yeah. So, I grabbed up the shotgun"
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"But Miss Jane said she was takin' us to Palm Springs."
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"What all are you gonna need for your soberin' up mash, Granny?"
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"(relaxing music)"
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"(doorbell chimes melodically)"
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"Me and Granny'll be figurin' out what stock to buy."
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"There goes that music again."
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"- Oh, yes, ma'am. I like to drive. - Very well."
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"Blew my wife's fox fur to shreds."
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"Well, are we all set to leave for Palm Springs?"
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"Jethro, you have the most delightfully bucolic sense of humor."
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"Now, then. Would you like to ride to Palm Springs with me, or would you prefer"
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"Oh, yes you will. Under my tutelage, you will become an educated man of letters."
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"Oh, Jethro, you dear naive boy. You shall see when we go swimming."
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"We ain't even got nothin' to pull a plow!"
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"This is the first time I ever bought stock on the telephone."
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"Operator."
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"Well that's more or less up to the animals,"
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"I'd like to buy some stock."
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"As soon as Ellie gets back from the Drysdales,"
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"Nice house, nice car, nice job,"
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"That doesn't make sense."
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"Awful smart woman, but that ain't the way you spell Bodine."
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"Oh, Ellie, you might have to hold Mrs. Drysdale"
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"I'll throw a double scissors and an arm lock on her."
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"Never forget, Ellie, drinking is a curse."
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"Ah-ah, never more than a thimble full."
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"three pigs, four cows, a bull, a mule, and a dozen chickens."
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"Alright."
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"Want me to stay and help you do for Mrs. Drysdale?"
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"Are you doing the washin' and the cleanin' and the cookin' for her?"
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"The Clampetts! They haven't gone to Palm Springs."
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