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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - Plastic Fantastic Lovers (S05E05)

"Watching old reruns of Hee Haw, while his vast network of operatives..."
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"...is like Kooky out there run his empire of weirdness."
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"Well, busy, busy, busy."
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"-That rug burn Agnes is sporting? -That's none of your business."
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"Oh, you could be right."
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"Why, you know, I like this case already."
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"-We don't know what we're asked to do. -Makes it more interesting."
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"I am so sorry."
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"Let's go to the video tape."
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"Take it easy, big fellow."
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"Get a load of this."
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""What you are about to see is the truth."
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"For reasons that you will soon understand..."
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"...I have decided to spare us both the discomfort of a personal meeting."
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"Once you have viewed the tape, blah, blah, blah--"
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"The utmost confidence. Yours truly, Leslie Hunziger.""
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"-Hot Sushi Girls. -That doggone Fast Eddie."
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"Every time I take the machine in this happens."
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"Probably uses this tape to test the stop action."
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"How could she eat raw fish?"
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"It's red snapper."
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"An acquired taste."
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"David."
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"What are those two doing to each other?"
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"So finally, the truth comes out."
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"You little closet kinkoid, you."
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"You're a normal, red-blooded American male..."
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"...but the slightest glimmer of interest from a woman..."
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"...and I'm a "kinkoid"?"
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"Vixen, you. You minx."
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"Men. You wanna put us on a pedestal or down in the gutter."
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"That way we can look up your dress or down your blouse."
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"Start the tape."
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"My name is Leslie Hunziger."
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"What I do for a living doesn't matter..."
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"...nor do the details of my so-called existence."
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"What does matter as far as you and this case are concerned..."
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"...is that thanks to faulty cosmetic surgery, I am a monster."
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"-Why'd you do that? -I don't think this is our case."
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"-l wanna hear this man out. -No, you don't."
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"Don't tell me what I don't wanna do."
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"Three years ago, I had plastic surgery."
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"I believed it would make me look younger..."
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"I'd been warned that the procedure I was to undergo..."
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"...was highly experimental."
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"But the potential benefits..."
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"...the restoration of my face to its former youth..."
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"...was simply too tempting to resist."
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"Be a good time to go to lunch."
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"One of them people that a guy nine rows away whispers to his girlfriend..."
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"-...you shush him? -David, please be quiet."
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"This man's in pain and he needs our help."
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"...gifted in this field was unable to repair his own mistakes."
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"The great Dr. Brill had failed..."
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"...and now, thanks to his technique..."
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"...I'm a prisoner in my own house..."
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"...reviled by family and friends..."
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"...set apart forever from the rest of humanity."
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"A dreadful mistake?"
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"Perhaps."
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"But there are reasons known only to myself..."
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"...that caused me to believe otherwise."
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"Why is he wearing them white gloves--?"
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"Now, what I want from you is concrete evidence..."
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"...that this condition is a direct result..."
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"...of wilful, preventable malpractice."
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"I'm willing to share a portion of the settlement..."
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"...along with your usual fee."
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"But the reason I am doing this..."
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"...is to make sure that no one ever has to suffer..."
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"...as I have suffered."
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"I want that scalpel out of this man's hands."
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"I want justice."
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"That's a sad story."
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"Yeah, right up there with "Boy eats other foot, slays self.""
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"Why are you against this case?"
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"Because I don't think it's our cup of tea."
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"-Why is that? -It's unromantic."
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"There's no spurned lover, no jealous husband, no obsessive mistress."
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"This is an ordinary run-of-the-mill botched-surgery victim."
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"-You know what I think? -Usually."
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"I think this hits you where it hurts: your vanity."
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"-My what? -You heard me."
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"This from a woman who used to primp?"
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"David, it's all right, it's fine."
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"Everybody has something that sets their teeth on edge."
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"With you, it's your face. With me, it's contact lenses."
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"Putting anything in my eye makes me squeamish."
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"It's gonna take more than some clown with a dickey to make me squeamish."
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"-So we'll take the case. -Fine."
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"-What was that? -Still got eyes, a nose, and a mouth?"
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"-I'm touching up my makeup. -I'm the one who's vain."
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"-Forget I said anything. -You called me vain."
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"-I'm not gonna forget that. -Okay, David, sorry."
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"But why wouldn't you wanna help Mr. Hunziger?"
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"Hunziger. I'm not saying he deserved what he got, but he asked for it."
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"Don't you have any compassion for what he's been through?"
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"Yeah, but this could've been prevented..."
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"...if he hadn't started rearranging the bone structure."
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"Wives do it for husbands all the time."
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"Last I heard, you took somebody for richer, poorer, sickness, health..."
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"-...gorgeous or ugly. -You'd feel different..."
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"-...if you hadn't lucked out in the face. -You don't stop clocks yourself."
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"My point is, it's normal for a person..."
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"...to want to make themselves more attractive to people."
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"Within reason."
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"-Now we're serious. -They're draughty, time-consuming."
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"-Gets a rise out of me. -Exactly."
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"I have several hundred dollars worth I'd rather not wear."
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"-But you get my point. -You made your point."
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"Women dress up, fiddle with this, faddle with that. Makeup, wigs."
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"When nothing short of Spackle will cover the damage..."
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"-...they go for a tuck. -And men don't?"
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"There's a difference between girls and boys."
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"Listen, you're gonna have your share of pouches and wrinkles too."
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"That's right, character, baby."
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"Harvard."
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"Good school."
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"So, what can we do for you?"
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"Well..."
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