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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - Plastic Fantastic Lovers (S05E05)

"...I don't know exactly."
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"I'm not sure why I'm here. I guess I'm afraid of getting old."
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"-Not exactly a new story. -No."
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"But I'd love to hear your version of it."
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"Would you like to take a seat?"
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"Well, you know, when you're young..."
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"...you can't imagine anything being different..."
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"...but then--"
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"Well, I guess I'm just used to all eyes being on me."
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"In your case, most of the cameras as well."
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"It's my job to know faces."
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"Particularly, the beautiful ones."
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"Thank you."
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"I've had women patients come in here..."
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"...with your magazine covers, pleading:"
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""Make me look like the Blue Moon Shampoo Girl.""
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"-Really? -I had to let them down easy."
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"They don't teach you that, even at Yale."
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"Well, I'm flattered, but that was then."
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"This is now."
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"-Hi. -May I help you?"
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"I'm here from Harum-Scarum Drapery Cleaning..."
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"...about the estimate."
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"This pretty much explains male pattern baldness..."
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"...and describes some of the medical options available."
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"-What's that? -We don't have drapes, just blinds."
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"It's okay."
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"You'd be surprised how many guys come in here feeling a little awkward..."
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"...but I wouldn't worry if I were you."
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"You've got a great look."
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"-You think so? -Personally, I prefer a high forehead."
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"Yeah. It has been linked to higher intelligence..."
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"...and a higher level of male hormones in the bloodstream."
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"An old wives tale, but you've got a great look."
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"The doctor is with a patient right now."
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"If you'd like a consultation, he has an opening after lunch."
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"Maybe I'll just thumb through the brochure for a minute."
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"You know where I can get a sandwich around here?"
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"There's a little place across the street."
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"-Would you like to join me? -I'm brown-bagging it today."
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"We could have a luncheon for two on the grass."
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"Wouldn't be very professional of me."
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"It's not good for your digestion to eat alone."
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"-Are you hitting on me? -Yeah."
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"Well, you know what they say. Men age better than women."
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"-Who says that? -A friend."
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"-He's dead wrong. -I didn't say it was a man."
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"Only a man would say something so stupid."
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"Each stage of a woman's life is a different season."
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"Each beautiful in its own way."
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"You're saying I'm approaching the winter of my discontent."
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"You've got nothing to worry about."
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"Besides, the French say that a woman under 30..."
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"...is like an unripe peach."
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"No. Our culture treats aging as if it were some kind of illness..."
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"...instead of the natural course of life."
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"We think if we take enough vitamins, or do enough exercise..."
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"...or glop on enough face cream, we can stave off the inevitable."
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"What I am saying is..."
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"...that we should spend less time avoiding life..."
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"...and more time living it."
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"A comedian? I knew it. I had a feeling."
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"Do bears bear, do bees bee?"
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"That's funny."
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"It's some new material I've been working on."
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"Really? I'd love to come see your act sometime."
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"Well, next time I'm working..."
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"...I'll get passes for you and your boyfriend."
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"-I don't have a boyfriend. -Really?"
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"Well, I'm very surprised. You are a really pretty girl."
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"You'd be the girl that'd be walking down some runway..."
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"...showing off somebody's fall fashions."
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"Thanks, but I haven't always looked the way I look right now."
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"-Like this. -I didn't always look this way either."
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"I used to be three-feet tall and have freckles and a cowlick."
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"No. I mean, up until a couple of years ago..."
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"...before I went to work for Dr. Brill..."
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"...a guy like you wouldn't have given me a second look."
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"I was invisible."
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"You block out the light in a much more interesting way now."
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"You're so funny."
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"I never thought I would be any different."
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"And Dr. Brill came into the deli one day."
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"I used to work in a deli."
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"He ordered three-bean salad."
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"I gave him a discount because it only had two beans."
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"He took a number."
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"When it was his turn, he said..."
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"...a pound of pastrami, and would I like to be a different person?"
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"I thought he had a couple of cocktails for lunch."
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"-So he did some work on you? -A little."
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"You ever seen those statues by Michelangelo?"
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"Those great looking guys blasted out of hunks of rock?"
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"Nipped, snipped, tucked, sculpted, tailored."
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"One hundred percent man-made."
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"-Dr. Brill. -Made me into his fantasy."
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"Well, it's not a bad fantasy."
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"Thanks."
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"He raised my right eye, lowered my left."
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"New ears, fixed my jaw."
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"Give me two bosoms I can really be proud of."
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"Sure as hell can rip your heart into a million pieces."
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"You and he were an item."
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""Were" being the operative word."
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"-You know her? -Not exactly."
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"She's a patient."
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"Dr. Brill's latest creation."
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"I'd like to kill her."
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"Use her body for spare parts."
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"So, what's the diagnosis?"
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"Seriously..."
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"...I'm good, but sometimes God comes along..."
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"...and puts me in my place."
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"I wouldn't dream of jeopardising that with something so clumsy as surgery."
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"-I don't believe it. -You better believe it."
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"-Well, I don't, it's impossible. -No."
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"Twenty two episodes a season is impossible."
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"But Brill playing doctor with his girl patients is not only possible..."
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"...but it's walking towards us."
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"How do we know she's a patient and not a friend?"
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