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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #2.3 (S02E02)

"All right, how about you, me-at-24?"
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey..."
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"smoke weed everyday."
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"See ya'."
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"Fuck Nick Cannon."
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"Dave Chappelle."
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"He's hilarious."
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"You know, you actin' like a little bitch, a'ight?"
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"Stop saying that, you tryin' to make your father feel bad?"
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"I gotta pay all the bills around here..."
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"what, you gonna go tell your mother?"
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"Tell you mother I'm cussin' in the house?!"
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"That's right... shit!"
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"We're gonna take a quick commercial break."
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"But Dave-at-30 will be right back"
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"(man) Chappelle's Show."
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"Oww!"
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"Welcome back!"
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"Welcome back, everybody."
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"(cheers & applause)"
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"It is time for another Chappelle's Show"
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"musical performance."
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"we were lucky enough to have John Mayer"
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"and Quest Love from The Roots appear in our sketch."
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"And while we were shooting the sketch"
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"we actually shot a musical performance, just for fun."
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"This next one, folks, is just for you."
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"Please welcome yours truly, and the Dave Chappelle trio."
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"You know, folks, right now, the world is in trouble."
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"And I know it seems like the sketches we do are racey"
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"So this song, right now"
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"is not only going out to you at home"
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"and everyone across America, but everyone across the world."
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"And it goes a little something like this..."
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"Now the world don't move"
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"to the beat of just one drum."
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"What might be right for you"
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"may not be right for some."
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"A man is born."
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"He's a man of means."
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"Then along come two,"
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"it takes"
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"different strokes to rule the world."
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"Everybody's got their special kind of story."
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"so what?"
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"They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours,"
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"and I'll have mine,"
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"and together we'll be fine."
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"'Cause it takes different strokes,"
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"it takes,"
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"different strokes to rule the..."
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"hmmmmmm..."
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"When the world never seems"
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"to be living up to your dreams."
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"the facts of life are all about you."
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"It takes a lot to get them right"
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"when you're learning the facts of,"
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"learnin' the facts of,"
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"learnin' the facts of life,"
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"they're all about you..."
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"That's right."
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"Thanks for watching the show this week."
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"I'm Dave Chappelle, I'll see you guys next week."
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"(cheers & applause)"
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"(horn honks)"
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"Hi, thank you."
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"Fish don't fry in the kitchen,"
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"Took a whole lotta tryin'"
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"Now we're up in the big league,"
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"gettin' our turn at bat."
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"As long we live, it's you and me baby."
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"Ain't nothin' wrong with that."
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"Well, we're movin' on up"
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"to the east side!"
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"To a dee-luxe apartment in the sky..."
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"All right!"
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"That instrument, my friends,"
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"Come on, let's get outta here."
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"I get up in your face... boom, pow, surprise!"
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"Just like every night has its dawn."
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"it's available for everyone's consumption"
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"for black America, here it is."
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"That's right."
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"that would make Michael Douglas seem gay."
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"Let's say I'm having problems in a relationship."
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"And the other day,"
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"And you know what?"
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"Shit!"
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"As you can see tonight,"
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"they got nothing but their dreams."
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"That was the gooch..."
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"I'd like to thank my guests, John Mayer..."
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"I'll see you next week, everybody."
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"God bless, I'm out."
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"(Chappelle) I'm rich, biatch!"
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"Wine comes in a box, America?"
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"Mmm..."
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"I have never seen anything like this, folks!"
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"That went pretty much how I expected."
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"different strokes,"
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"we've got more comedy for you on Chappelle's Show."
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"(man) Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"to explain myself, okay?"
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"Dave Chappelle...!"
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"(glass breaking)"
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"I know."
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"all right!"
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"John on keyboards."
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"just to get up that hill."
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"Quest Love..."
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