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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"Yeah, in two minutes,"
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"I'm going to pound a sixer of Red Bull, hop in a cab,"
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"play a couple of hours of laser tag,"
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"maybe get a spray-on tan."
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"It's gonna be legen..."
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"Wait for it..."
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"Lily!"
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"Merry Christmas, assface."
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"Um, Lily?"
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"Where are the Christmas decorations?"
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"At my apartment."
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"You want to bring them back"
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"so we can celebrate Christmas together-- please?"
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"Ted, do you know what I would do"
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"if one of my kindergartners used that kind of language?"
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"I would be on the phone with their parents."
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"Yeah, I'm not a kindergartner."
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"Exactly."
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"You know what that word means."
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"You know that calling people names"
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"is mean and hurtful... assface."
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"Lily, if you don't"
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"bring that stuff back right now, we..."
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"She hung up."
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"She's just mad. She'll cool down."
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"Mm-hmm. (phone ringing)"
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"Aha."
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"Lily..."
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"Don't forget to take the cookies"
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"out of the oven... assface!"
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"Damn it!"
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"I could be in Cleveland right now"
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"making peppermint lager with my dad."
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"Where are you going?"
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"Marshall gets home in three hours."
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"He's gonna show up-- no Lily, no winter wonderland."
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"I gotta get up to the Bronx."
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"(phone ringing)"
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"Hey, dude, how's the paper going?"
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"Screw the paper, how's the winter wonderland?"
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"Is it magical?"
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"Oh... so magical."
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"When you walk through the door, does it feel"
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"Sure does."
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"Look, I gotta go."
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"Come on, man, describe it!"
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"Tell me about the decorations."
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"Is Rudolph there?"
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"He is, isn't he?"
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"Hi, Rudolph!"
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"Decorations, is that really what Christmas is about?"
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"Uh, try the birth of Christ."
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"You know, Christmas-- Christ Mas,"
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"which means "More Christ" to our Spanish friends."
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"Yeah, well, all I know is walking in that door"
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"and seeing the winter wonderland and seeing Lily"
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"and all you guys, just..."
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"I can't wait."
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"Right. I gotta go."
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"Right. Okay. Oh, wait."
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"Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted. One more thing."
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"How about the cookies? Are they delicious?"
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"You know, honestly, they taste a little store-bought."
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"Oh! I got another call."
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"Well, tell Lily I love her."
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"Right."
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"Hello?"
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"Ted Evelyn Mosby!"
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"Oh. Uh, hey, Mom."
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"Merry Christmas."
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"I just got the most disturbing call from Lily."
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"How could you use such a horrible word?"
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"Oh, God, she called you?"
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"Are you acting out because of the divorce?"
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"No, Mom, why would it be about Clint?"
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"How you doing, champ?"
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"Hey, Clint. Listen, um,"
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"You don't know this yet,"
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"but you and I are going to be great friends."
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"Now,"
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"the Native Americans have this ritual..."
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"(sighs)"
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"This is a low moment for the Barnacle."
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"I should be off playing laser tag right now,"
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"but instead..."
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"Don't look at me. I'm hideous."
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"You just look like a regular guy."
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"Exactly."
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"I'm a Ted."
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"I'm wearing elastic-waist fleece pants."
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"And isn't it more comfy?"
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"Come on, you need eat something."
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"Too weak..."
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"to hold... bowl."
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"Mmm."
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"I don't want it. I want ice cream."
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"No, you're not having ice cream"
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"for dinner just 'cause you're sick."
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"But my throat hurts. No."
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"I hate you!"
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"(knock at door)"
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"Who is it?"
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"Pizza delivery."
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"Whoa."
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"You really thought I was the pizza delivery guy?"
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"No, I knew it was you."
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"I just thought you'd at least bring a pizza."
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"Yeah, well, I brought a beer,"
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"but I gave it to a homeless guy."
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"All right, he took it from me."
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"Now, will you please come home?"
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"No, I'm not spending Christmas with you."
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"Okay, I'm sorry for calling you a... that word,"
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"over the summer,"
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"and for saying it again today."
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"And for thinking it a lot on the subway ride over."
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"It was hurtful"
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"and immature and I'm sorry."
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"Oh, shut up."
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"You think I don't know"
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