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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"your fake apologies by now, Ted Mosby?"
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"Huh?"
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"You're clearly still mad at me."
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"I'm not mad at you. Yes, you are."
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"I am not mad at you, Lily. Now, can we please just..."
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"I've apologized to Marshall and he's forgiven me"
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"and we've moved passed it. Why can't you?"
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"Because you never apologized to me."
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"Marshall's not the only one you walked out on."
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"You leave for three months, you don't even call."
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"Come on, Lily, we're supposed to be friends!"
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"Yeah, some friend, you called me a Grinch."
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"You were a Grinch!"
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"How can you... Grinchy,"
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"grinch, grinch, grinch grinch, grinch, grinch."
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"Happy?"
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"Now, you've pissed off the big guy upstairs."
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"Yeah, I'm sure God cares if I..."
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"BIG GUY UPSTAIRS: You use that language again and I'll turn off your water!"
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"That's my super. He lives above me."
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"Great."
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"Thanks to your filthy mouth,"
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"now I'm going to have Christmas alone in the dark."
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"Fine. I don't want to ruin Christmas."
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"You can have the apartment."
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"Don't worry about seeing me there"
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"I'll be in Staten Island with my cousin Stacy."
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"Merry Christmas."
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"You're spending Christmas Eve with your family?"
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"Baby, that sucks. I'm so sorry."
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"Uh, they're fine. They're just... they're a little weird."
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"You know they don't believe in gifts or Christmas trees."
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"And they think Santa's how Satan spells his name"
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"Was that a sincere offer?"
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"First tell me your answer."
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"Stay there. Save yourself."
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"We'll spend all day together tomorrow."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, how's Barney feeling?"
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"You mean the whiney bottomless pit of neediness?"
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"He was bugging me, so I spiked his echinacea tea with codeine."
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"You're gonna be a great mom."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Holy crap, the magical Christmas season is upon us."
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"And thank God we don't pay for utilities."
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"Merry Christmas! What's in the box?"
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"Only the best Christmas present for the best girl ever."
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"It took me all day to track it down."
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"I thought you were writing a paper."
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"Ah, naw, I blew that off."
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"I'll get an extension. School's not important."
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"What is that pitter patter on the roof?"
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"Could it be the sound of an awesome Christmas story"
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"about to come down the chimney?"
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"Why, yes, it is."
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"It was supposed to arrive, like, five days ago,"
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"but then it got lost and rerouted."
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"I checked two other branches,"
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"finally they told me it was here."
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"Yeah, all I needed to know was the tracking number."
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"Looks like it's headed out"
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"to our regional branch in Poughkeepsie."
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"What?"
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"Listen, the truck already left five minutes ago,"
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"so unless you want to run after it..."
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"Stop, please, stop."
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"Sure. But I gotta keep driving my route."
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"I'm running behind."
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"(screeching)"
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"WPD DRIVER: My bad."
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"Hey, man,"
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"thanks for helping me make my fiancée's Christmas."
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"No problem."
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"Too bad I can't deliver all these packages"
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"by the end of the day."
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"Wait, so some people aren't going to get their gifts"
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"in time for Christmas?"
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"* They call me back door Santa *"
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"* They call me back door Santa *"
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"* I make my runs about the break of day *"
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"* Oh, ho, ho *"
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"* I make all the little girls happy... *"
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"Yeah, I did."
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"(giggles)"
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"Oh, my God."
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"An Easy Bake Oven!"
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"I've wanted one of these ever since I was a little girl."
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"In this exact model."
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"I never told you that. How did you know?"
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"I want to get her something really special."
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"Not really. It's this big and it dispenses gum."
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"Oh, man, I know something you could get her"
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"Ready?"
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"Eight years ago..."
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"When I was a kid, all I wanted was an Easy Bake Oven."
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"I begged and I begged, but all I got"
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"was a stupid Lego set"
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"because my feminist mom didn't want me conforming"
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"to traditional gender roles."
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"Easy Bake Oven-- that's what I'm going to call my van."
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"I couldn't find the outside."
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"(laughing)"
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"Yeah, and after all that weed."
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"Staten Island."
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"Why?"
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"Like the the gift of God's love?"
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"No, dude, real presents."
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"That's okay, Ted, we'll just give them to charity."
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"Yay!"
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"I meant the less fortunate."
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"Ted, how would you like to say grace tonight?"
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"Uh, you know what, why don't you say it."
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"I really wouldn't know what to say."
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"Why don't you recite your favorite passage of scripture."
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"That's a great idea, Charity."
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"But, really, I don't know."
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"I mean how do you choose your favorite passage?"
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"It's the Bible;"
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"there's so many... great ones..."
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"That one from Pulp Fiction's pretty cool."
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