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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Mystery vs. History (S07E07)

"Mm."
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"Look, if you guys don't want to know, how about this?"
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"Let me look, and I won't tell you."
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"Absolutely not. Fine."
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"Baby, if it will shut him up,"
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"what's the harm?"
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"Can I...?"
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"This may have been a mistake."
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"Boy!"
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"Do I like babies!"
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"Girl!"
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"...friend,"
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"your hair looks fantastic!"
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"Twins!"
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"was the feel-good movie of 1988."
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"Okay, Barney, hey, it doesn't matter what you guys say."
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"We're not gonna cave."
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"Yes, we are!"
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"Oh, just open your eyes."
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"This gender-neutral yellow is horrible!"
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"We're clearly gonna paint over the whole thing!"
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"That's what you want to hear."
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"I gots to know!"
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"Yeah."
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""It's a...""
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"Where is the rest of the card?"
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"I ripped it in half."
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"I knew you'd be desperate to see it,"
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"and I'll give it to you."
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"All you have to do is admit that mystery is stupid"
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"by reading about Janet McIntyre."
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"This is in no way emotional extortion."
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"You guys are great."
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"Fine, we'll look at your laptop."
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"Sweet..."
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"It just went down the wrong pipe."
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"Whoa."
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"If Lily and Marshall want me to click on it,"
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"maybe Janet really does have a deep, dark secret."
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"I'm a prostitute."
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"You didn't think I was"
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"actually into you, did you?"
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"Sort of."
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"Get it together, Mosby."
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"Oh."
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"You don't buy beer, you rent it."
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"Am I right?"
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"This is the men's room."
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"I know."
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"I'm a dude."
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"I lied."
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"I gots to know!"
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"Sweet..."
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"mother... of God."
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"Hey."
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"Ted, are you okay? You look freaked out."
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"I'm not freaked out."
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"I was freaked out. Why?"
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"amazing!"
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"And just like that, the wall went up."
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"Okay, he looked at Janet McIntyre's"
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"Here's the other half of the card."
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"Wait. Should we do this? I..."
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"I don't know. I mean, my soul says no,"
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"but these hideous yellow walls scream yes."
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"Should I just stop, or...?"
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"Sweet mother of God!"
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"A dog in Ottawa ran all the way to Saskatoon!"
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"We figured out the Janet thing."
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"I'm catching up on Canada."
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"You're with me on this, right?"
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"Otherwise, I can go down, and I can get the card."
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"Absolutely."
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"And so the gender remained a secret,"
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"but Janet McIntyre's life no longer was."
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"There was only one problem."
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"Ted, what's going on?"
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"Nothing."
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"Did I mention that I'm the youngest architect"
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"in New York history to have a skyscraper built?"
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"Oh. So, I'm not quite"
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"as far beneath you as you might think."
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"Why would I think that?"
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"No reason, but this one time in sixth grade,"
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"I saw a raccoon trapped in a gutter, and I told my dad,"
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"and the firemen came and got it out,"
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"so it's not like I pulled a baby from a creek or anything,"
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"but at least I didn't ignore it"
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"and keep lighting bugs on fire with my magnifying glass."
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"We had one promise, and you broke it."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"You looked me up, and now you find me intimidating."
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"Why-Why would I find you intimidating, okay?"
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"but I donated blood once,"
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"although I wound up fainting,"
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"and they had to put it all back in."
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"I was so excited about this."
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"But now you're just a blubbering idiot like the rest of them."
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"No, I ain't!"
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"I mean, no, I never do that thing you says."
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"What I mean is, you gooder than me"
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"no make difference!"
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"And that's that."
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"I wish to God I'd never clicked on that link."
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"I'm sorry, Ted."
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"We were just trying to help."
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"I said it was meddling and manipulative,"
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"but Kevin insisted we butt in."
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"No, it's my fault."
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"I never should have looked."
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"In the battle of mystery versus history,"
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"Lily Pad?"
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"What?"
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"We're having a boy."
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"We're having a boy! You're having a boy!"
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"We're having a... we're having a boy."
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"We're having a boy."
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"I'll go buy some blue paint."
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"It needs sharpening."
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"You see? I told you three days would go by in no time."
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