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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S03E03)

♪ School's out forever ♪

"♪ School's out forever ♪"

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♪ School's out for summer ♪

"♪ School's out for summer ♪"

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♪ School's out with fever ♪

"♪ School's out with fever ♪"

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♪ School's out completely. ♪

"♪ School's out completely. ♪"

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Now I realize this room is America's number one destination

"Now I realize this room is America's number one destination"

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for cheap, sappy moralizing,

"for cheap, sappy moralizing,"

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is about to subject you to a whole new level of preachiness.

"is about to subject you to a whole new level of preachiness."

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Is this about the comment that I made in the hallway earlier?

"Is this about the comment that I made in the hallway earlier?"

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You bet your perfectly round ass it is.

"You bet your perfectly round ass it is."

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Coach Sylvester, I hardly think you're one to preach

"Coach Sylvester, I hardly think you're one to preach"

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Yeah. You make fun of us all the time.

"Yeah. You make fun of us all the time."

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Sandbags, I admit I can be a bit abrasive.

"Sandbags, I admit I can be a bit abrasive."

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And yes, I've fantasized about slapping each and every

"And yes, I've fantasized about slapping each and every"

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one of you square across the face with a sturdy, wet fish.

"one of you square across the face with a sturdy, wet fish."

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But that doesn't mean you deserve it.

"But that doesn't mean you deserve it."

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No one deserves to get hit.

"No one deserves to get hit."

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Coach Sylvester, we already know that.

"Coach Sylvester, we already know that."

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Yeah, and none of our guys would ever do anything like that.

"Yeah, and none of our guys would ever do anything like that."

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And if they did, we'd just get the hell out.

"And if they did, we'd just get the hell out."

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I don't think the gravity of this

"I don't think the gravity of this"

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is landing with you girls.

"is landing with you girls."

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I think that not one of you understand

"I think that not one of you understand"

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what violence in a home really feels like.

"what violence in a home really feels like."

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When I was growing up, my aunt married a man

"When I was growing up, my aunt married a man"

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that was nice to everybody.

"that was nice to everybody."

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Used to bring us presents when he came to visit

"Used to bring us presents when he came to visit"

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and never had an unkind word to say to anybody.

"and never had an unkind word to say to anybody."

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But at home, he had a temper.

"But at home, he had a temper."

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And that man started beating her.

"And that man started beating her."

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She'd lie, she'd make a joke out of it.

"She'd lie, she'd make a joke out of it."

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She said she'd done this or that wrong.

"She said she'd done this or that wrong."

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She'd tell my momma

"She'd tell my momma"

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he was a good man and she had it coming.

"he was a good man and she had it coming."

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It took my aunt five years

"It took my aunt five years"

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and a trip to ICU

"and a trip to ICU"

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to stop making excuses for that man and get a divorce.

"to stop making excuses for that man and get a divorce."

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Ladies, the American songbook is chock-full of songs

"Ladies, the American songbook is chock-full of songs"

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making light of men hitting women.

"making light of men hitting women."

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And since the only way to

"And since the only way to"

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get anything into your thick, dopey heads

"get anything into your thick, dopey heads"

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is to force you to sing about it, for this week's assignment,

"is to force you to sing about it, for this week's assignment,"

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I want you to turn those songs into songs of empowerment

"I want you to turn those songs into songs of empowerment"

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that say, "You lay a hand on me, it's over."

"that say, "You lay a hand on me, it's over.""

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Blaine, I need some help.

"Blaine, I need some help."

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Tina wants me to slick my hair back for prom,

"Tina wants me to slick my hair back for prom,"

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and I've never used gel, so I have no idea what I'm doing.

"and I've never used gel, so I have no idea what I'm doing."

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Biggest tip I can give you:

"Biggest tip I can give you:"

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never brush after you gel. Disaster.

"never brush after you gel. Disaster."

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Second tip: feel free to use a little sweat

"Second tip: feel free to use a little sweat"

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or a little splash of water to reactivate the gel

"or a little splash of water to reactivate the gel"

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or give it a complete new look.

"or give it a complete new look."

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See that?

"See that?"

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It's a whole new 'do, my friend.

"It's a whole new 'do, my friend."

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Hey.

"Hey."

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I hear you guys talking a lot,

"I hear you guys talking a lot,"

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but is anybody gonna mention what's missing,

"but is anybody gonna mention what's missing,"

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what's different here?

"what's different here?"

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You finally shook the last five pounds. Dude, congrats!

"You finally shook the last five pounds. Dude, congrats!"

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Big deal, big deal.

"Big deal, big deal."

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It's Puck.

"It's Puck."

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He's not here.

"He's not here."

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Dropped completely off the grid.

"Dropped completely off the grid."

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Anybody notice that?

"Anybody notice that?"

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Doesn't even log on

"Doesn't even log on"

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Oh, no.

"Oh, no."

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I'm going into full-blown prayer mode.

"I'm going into full-blown prayer mode."

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Look, we need to go

"Look, we need to go"

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all Black Hawk Down here.

"all Black Hawk Down here."

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All he needs to pass is that one test.

"All he needs to pass is that one test."

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Either we all graduate together

"Either we all graduate together"

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or what was the point of all this?

"or what was the point of all this?"

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No man gets left behind.

"No man gets left behind."

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We will get him to pass.

"We will get him to pass."

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By any means necessary.

"By any means necessary."

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Right!

"Right!"

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Excuse me. Um, this is insanity.

"Excuse me. Um, this is insanity."

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Wait, why are you talking to me?

"Wait, why are you talking to me?"

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I thought you were saving your voice for your audition.

"I thought you were saving your voice for your audition."

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No, I vowed not to speak with you

"No, I vowed not to speak with you"

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unless William and Kate got pregnant,

"unless William and Kate got pregnant,"

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Liza passed or unless one of us was in grave danger.

"Liza passed or unless one of us was in grave danger."

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Tell me Liza's okay. She's fine, but you're not.

"Tell me Liza's okay. She's fine, but you're not."

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Okay, I just talked to Blaine and he told me

"Okay, I just talked to Blaine and he told me"

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about "Not The Boy Next Door."

"about "Not The Boy Next Door.""

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You cannot sing that for your NYADA your audition.

"You cannot sing that for your NYADA your audition."

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I need to be excited about this, and this is the first time

"I need to be excited about this, and this is the first time"

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I've been inspired in this whole process.

"I've been inspired in this whole process."

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No, no, it's too controversial, okay?

"No, no, it's too controversial, okay?"

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You can't wear Peter Allen's gold lamé pants.

"You can't wear Peter Allen's gold lamé pants."

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It was too controversial in 1962.

"It was too controversial in 1962."

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Look, the play, and that song,

"Look, the play, and that song,"

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won Hugh Jackman the Tony. I know.

"won Hugh Jackman the Tony. I know."

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And NYADA is a Broadway school.

"And NYADA is a Broadway school."

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Yes, but you haven't rehearsed it enough, okay?

"Yes, but you haven't rehearsed it enough, okay?"

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I'm not singing "Don't Rain on my Parade" because

"I'm not singing "Don't Rain on my Parade" because"

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it's my go-to song and because it's impossible for me

"it's my go-to song and because it's impossible for me"

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not to cry when I sing it, but because I have been

"not to cry when I sing it, but because I have been"

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belting out that song since I was two years old.

"belting out that song since I was two years old."

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All right, this is, this is the biggest,

"All right, this is, this is the biggest,"

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biggest moment of our lives here.

"biggest moment of our lives here."

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We cannot be taking risks.

"We cannot be taking risks."

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Isn't that the exact moment to take a risk?

"Isn't that the exact moment to take a risk?"

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Kurt, can I be honest with you?

"Kurt, can I be honest with you?"

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I think this is self-sabotage.

"I think this is self-sabotage."

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All right, you're scared you're not going to get in,

"All right, you're scared you're not going to get in,"

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so you're using something to blame

"so you're using something to blame"

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just in case this all doesn't work out.

"just in case this all doesn't work out."

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Do you really think I'm doing that?

"Do you really think I'm doing that?"

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I think you think you're not good enough.

"I think you think you're not good enough."

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But you are good enough.

"But you are good enough."

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Okay, you don't have to go and do

"Okay, you don't have to go and do"

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some big, flamboyant number, all right?

"some big, flamboyant number, all right?"

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"Music of the Night" is your "Don't Rain on My Parade."

""Music of the Night" is your "Don't Rain on My Parade.""

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I'm torn.

"I'm torn."

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Uh, I have been practicing Phantom

"Uh, I have been practicing Phantom"

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for the last three months. Yes!

"for the last three months. Yes!"

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And-and I believe in you, and I believe that song.

"And-and I believe in you, and I believe that song."

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So much that I will be your Christine.

"So much that I will be your Christine."

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You will? I will.

"You will? I will."

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"Music of the Night" it is. Good! All right, good.

""Music of the Night" it is. Good! All right, good."

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